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Say hello to your husband.

1, I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you how much you love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

Husband is a "big man" who takes off his coat when it rains and uses his arms to shelter you from the wind and rain.

Husband, I made a difficult decision when you handed in your salary card. I decided to prepare a special gift for you on Thanksgiving Day. Thank you for your concern and love!

You are really talented and creative (smart or capable).

5. Are you very lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!

6. I like dreams. Dreams are beautiful and wonderful. I have you in my dream ... Have a good dream, too.

7. Thank my husband for putting down his beloved World Cup every day and taking the initiative to accompany me to the park for a walk.

8, smooth white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show nobility and elegance. This, this, is simply the prince charming in fairy tales.

I have never regretted marrying you. No matter whether you are rich or poor, I will follow you, not something other than you. Dear, thank you for sharing joys and sorrows with me for so many years!

10, Yushu is in the breeze, charming, tall and powerful, mature and steady, gentle and considerate, and handsome and suffocating.

1 1. Husband is the "stupid man" who only has 300 yuan left in his wallet, but tries his best to persuade you to spend 700 yuan on a favorite dress and help you swipe your card instead of buying a tie.

12, honey, our future child wants to tell you, "Because his father is not Li Gang, he ignores you for the time being", but considering that you are his mother's husband, please allow me to express my lofty gratitude for your hard work for this family for many years!

13, your red doodle face shines like an apple ripe in September.

14, I really like your hair and your lips. Really sexy. Husband is the "stingy man" who quarrels with you during the day and ignores you and kicks you away in the middle of the night.

15, you are getting more and more mature, and I find that I can't live without you for a second from now on.

16, husband, is the man who is afraid that your feet will be cold in winter and holds your unwashed feet tightly in his arms, referred to as "smelly man" for short.

17, honey, I'm still angry with you in such a hard working and living environment, which makes you feel wronged!

18, mature and steady, charming, personable, personable, all-round Feng Ling, smart, capable, intelligent, profound, far-sighted and tasteful.

19, thank you, husband. When I'm sick, you always bring water and medicine to the bed in person and don't let me move.

20. Husband, our future children want to say to you, "Because his father is not Li Gang, he ignores you for the time being", but considering that you are his mother's husband, please allow me to express my lofty gratitude for your hard work for this family over the years!

2 1, I really don't know what I would do without you. This is to let him know that you need him and that your life is enriched by him.

22. Dear, thank you for your tolerance and love. I'm really happy with you. I hope we can be so happy forever!

23. Thank my husband for treating my family and friends as his family and friends and always helping me at critical moments.

24. Husband, take a rest today. Honey, I want to reward you and let you enjoy it.

25. Thank you, husband, for patiently coaxing me when I am unreasonable.

26. You are so cool today. You must be fascinated! I'm really afraid of other women hitting on you.

27. Thank my husband for quietly putting the apple in the bag every night, so that I can have fruit to eat in the office the next day.

28, mature charm comes from wearing, you are already very handsome, now wearing this dress can better reflect your charm.

29. Husband is the "best man" who accompanies you to eat, go shopping and go home, and holds your hand tightly when crossing the street.

As long as I can hear you affectionately call me "wife" every day, I will understand that happiness is around. Thank you, dear husband, for giving me irreplaceable happiness!

3 1, I am so stressed with you! Who made you so good! I hate you so much!

32. You have a great figure. I like it very much.

33. Thank my husband for making me a little more positive and optimistic with his words and deeds, and my temper is much calmer.

34. The husband is the "cute man" who you are too lazy to coquetry with and let him pour water and wash your feet, knowing that he is trapped and still enjoys it.

Honey, your wife asked you to go home for dinner and ordered you to accept her sincere thanks! In the days to come, you must take care of your wife, or you will ask your wife to go home for dinner every day!

Husband, I am still angry with you in such a hard working and living environment, which makes you feel wronged!

37. Husband is the "hateful man" who suddenly jumps out from the corner of the door and hugs you to scare you.

38. Talented, gentlemanly, considerate, broad-minded, compassionate and pleasing to his wife.

39. Honey, you are really something. I love you so much!

40. Husband is the one who ate too much salt and pepper, blew his nose while drinking tea, and shook his head with tears and said, The food cooked by his wife is really delicious.

4 1, because of you, I have become full of vitality; Because of you, I changed my way of life; Because of you, my life is more exciting. I can't imagine the world without you.

42. Thank my husband for taking the trouble to pick me up from work every day, without interruption, and never giving me a chance to go home by bus alone.

43. Thanks to my husband's hard work, he always takes me out to play on weekends to satisfy my desire to run around.

44. The husband is the "stupid man" who pours the leftovers from the bowl into his bowl like garbage and eats like a pig.

45. Husband is the "bad guy" who is afraid that your working meal is not enough and quietly adds rice to the lunch box.

46. I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

Honey, thank you for your dedication to your family over the years. On behalf of the whole family and our future children, I would like to pay high tribute to the dark circles under your beer belly.

48. Husband, thank you for your love and tolerance.

49. Husband, you are all to me. You are all to me. May you be happy every day.

50. I really don't know what to say, just a word. May my dear husband be happy every day!

5 1. Husband is the "unlucky" who silently soaked you in brown sugar water when your "old friend" came to help you buy sanitary napkins for fear of being seen by acquaintances, but hurriedly grabbed the wrong thing and jumped back to be scolded.

52. Husband, you always try your best to give me the best, and I always accidentally become your sweet burden. Thank you for your love and concern. Being with you is my lifelong wish!

53. Thank you, husband. When I crashed my beloved car, the first sentence always asked me if I was okay, and then patiently comforted me who was frightened and wronged.

54. Where there is sunshine, there is my smile, and where there are stars, there are my eyes. Because-where you are, my heart is there! Happy Thanksgiving to you.

55. Send you a blessing scarf, use its warmth to resist the cold wind, and make your world happy and warm forever. It's cold, be careful! Happy thanksgiving!