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Don't give me the personality to say sorry.

I borrowed my friend's car, and my friend said to refuel it when I returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

Tencent's positive input gave many people hope and many people disappointment.

I thought about the word "especially hard-working", and I only made the first four

links: student ID card, admission ticket, ID card didn't bring the next link: listening reading questions, composition questions, no cross-grading: participation

I just got up in the morning.

Heaven didn't give me a big responsibility, but it still pained my mind and strained my bones and muscles.

As long as there is a lesson in my heart, it's not a truant to walk anywhere.

Don't say sorry to me, it seems that it's still my fault that I don't forgive you.

I also know very well what to do when youth is short.

old moon! Did you break my red line?

Your ass will twist. Look at you, you are lazier than your ass.

pi of satyr's back: 3.1: Tear one cover and pull two meats.

Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

at the beginning, it was amazing and complete, only for the world to see less.

summer summer sneaked over and drove a tractor, crushing you to death, crushing you, and crushing you. . . . .

don't envy others who are better off than you, they pretend.

there must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

dreams don't come true because they are not realistic enough.

the biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

When you talk to God, you are a believer; God talks to you, you are crazy.

god didn't care for me or abandon me, just playing me.

sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

I am not omnipotent, but I am not incompetent.

The so-called enemies are just those who force ourselves to become strong.

when you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; When I have money, I will eat wild vegetables in hotels < P > Give me a woman, and I can create a nation; Give me a bottle of wine, and I can lead them to conquer the world.

The highest level of being a handsome guy is not for you to pick up girls, but for girls to pick up you.

I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge

What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, put up an umbrella with a warm smile on your face, and pretend that the person who was born by Xu Xian

was not afraid of death, and no one who was afraid of death was born, so don't pretend to be cross

It's not terrible to be lovelorn. What's terrible is that my period hasn't come

yesterday, I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing, so I went alone. Say sorry to your girlfriend _ Love Words

First, please accept my sincere apology! I'm sorry!

second, forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

third, please forgive me this time. I promise I won't make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I'll wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

fourth, I am a farmer, so don't be as knowledgeable as me!

5. I thought it was dull to love each other, but suddenly things changed, only to know that it was hard to find yesterday. I miss you very much!

6. Why do you need the police if an apology is useful? Even so, I still don't want to bother the police uncle. I'd like to give you a sincere apology. I'm sorry, please forgive me. Let's not bother the police, don't you think?

7. I'm happy and worry-free, I'm really infatuated with you, I'm worried about you, I've been heartbroken, I dare not change my mind, don't be suspicious, I'm afraid you're unintentional!

8. My mistake kept me awake at night. I said to you at midnight: I misjudged you. Without your forgiveness, I would rather sleep in this life.

although I often make you angry, it's not my intention. I love you so much that I can give up my life.

1. I hope you can answer my phone. What can I do for you, please? Honey. I'll wait for your call.

XI. All the reasons and explanations are feeble. I choose to wait for your forgiveness in silence.

12. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, and the heart is broken for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry.

XIII. If an apology can dissolve all resentment, I will say it, but I don't mean it; If I love you can express all feelings, then I will say it, but it is not false.

14. I know. You must be angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded.

15. I'm happy and worry-free, I'm really infatuated with you, I'm worried about you, I've been heartbroken, I dare not change my mind, don't be suspicious, I'm afraid you're unintentional!

16. Some people say that it is one-sided to find someone you like in love and find someone you like in marriage. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? How can a wife spend her life if she doesn't like it?

17. I'm sorry to have made you angry these two days! I didn't mean to. Forgive me! Don't take it personally!

18. I never want to hurt my friends, but I always accidentally. If you apologize to your wife. My gut tells me that you are angry. If it is my fault, please relax your mind and give a little forgiveness!

I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can you forgive me? Honey.

2. I know everything is my fault and you have been hurt? Just want to say to you: I'm sorry, I love you!

21. It's my fault that I always call you when I'm drunk and make you sad. Forgive me, okay?

twenty-two, unintentional injury to you, it hurts you, and it hurts me.

23. When a man meets love, he will become tolerant and tolerate all the weaknesses of a woman. When a woman meets love, she will become careful and find all the shortcomings of a man.

24. I know you are angry. And every time you get angry, I'm scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

I'm sorry, I broke your heart. Please forgive me. I will love you all my life as compensation! My mobile phone will always be on for you. If you forgive me, you can contact me at any time.

twenty-six, you seem angry, and I feel bad! I hope you can forgive me if I made this mistake! If I can't forgive, I can't forgive myself.

27. Maybe my expression is the most stupid, but please forgive me. I really hope to see your happy smile! !

twenty-eight, dear: you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent short messages instead, which was exquisite and inexpensive!

twenty-nine, I am not good, I will review; I am wrong, I am guilty; It's my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me.

3. If you are worried or sad because I love you, then no words can replace my feeling of guilt. I'm sorry, how should I treat you?

31. I know you are angry. And every time you get angry, I'm scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

thirty-two, although we often quarrel and what we say to you are all angry words in a fit of pique, I still love you very much in my heart.

thirty-three, if I am strong and willful, I will accidentally hurt you. Can you gently remind me? Although I am too anxious, I am more afraid of missing you. Love really needs courage!

34. I know it's all my fault. Please forgive me, and we can't quarrel again, okay?

thirty-five, you seem angry, and I feel bad! I hope you can forgive me if I made this mistake! If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself!

thirty-six, you always say that your prime minister can punt in his stomach, so don't dispute with me.

thirty-seven, after receiving this letter, I hope you will forgive me, read this letter, ask you to forgive me, save this letter, show that you accept me, delete this letter, remind me of my fault this day, forward this letter, hint at your smile tomorrow, sincerely apologize to erase your sad memory, and your tomorrow will be more beautiful!

thirty-eight, a little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and I can't wait to chew you! Talk about domineering love with personality: Don't tell me that you are sorry. You have already passed away.

Being a woman can be sexy, enchanting and pure, but not mediocre.

cosmetics are confidence for women; For men, it's an illusion.

Sister, not everyone can enjoy my sexy charm.

Youth is limited. Don't waste time for people who don't love themselves!

Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.

Look at a huge life with a huge mood

If you don't want to live in pain, give me a happy smile.

It's not necessarily better to die than to live. Otherwise, so many people died, why didn't one come back?

Tell me whether love is hard or gold is hard.

Since I came out of my mother's stomach, I have no intention of going back alive.

You count the women in your hand, but you forget that there are countless men in my hand.

everyone has his own way of living.

I will forget you sooner or later. If you dare to let go

I didn't put my hopes on anyone. After all, I'm not a loser.

I can still laugh, so I'm fine.

years, don't rush what should come. I don't rush what should go. I don't chase.

Please live like yourself.

Heartless is the most comfortable.

sisters are king, and men count.

Pretend to lead the fashion, make a fool of yourself and realize your dream

Don't say you like me without my insistence

You have to do things yourself, so what's the harm!

men only have blessings that they can't enjoy, and there is no pain that they can't eat!

you can all go. I won't keep me. I will just say goodbye to you.

I'm not a born king, but there is blood in my bones that won't let me admit defeat. If I don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion

If I lose my status, will you marry me?

if I lose my face and figure, will you still marry me?

you are sad, and I will wake up crying in my dreams.

if you are happy, I will wake up laughing in my dreams.

in the early spring, I look at me at dawn and regret it.

the belt is getting wider and wider, and at midnight, the moon misses your face.

it's a pity that in time, the mountains are south and the waters are north.

it's a pity that people come and go between you and me.

A husband is not an identity, but a responsibility.

wife is not a nickname, but a guardian.

Give me a chance to make you the happiest woman in the world.

Give me a chance to become the greatest man in the world.

spring is full of flowers and autumn is full of moons, accompanied by years.

above, he searched the Green Void, below, the Yellow Spring is with you everywhere.

don't like it, learn to control it.

don't promise, learn to refuse.

holding your hand, * * * you will be weathered all your life.

Kissing your child's eyes gives you a lifetime of affection.

I am beautiful and unique.

I'm handsome+handsome enough to be the only one.

leave sake, and one will grow old.

years are quiet and good, and you grow old together.

spend the rest of my life with him.

travel with her all my life.

tomorrow will be wonderful without you.

how can I work hard in the future without you?

Girl, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

Fool, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

he seems good and bad, but I only have him.

she's not bad, and she's a little stubborn, but I just want to be with her.

the more you expect too much, the more it hurts.

the more you hope, the more disappointed you are.

you gave me a thousand warmth.

you pushed the cliff.

the coldest is the heart of the emperor, and the roses are more withered than the monarch.

the stupidest thing is the concubine's affection, and the heart is always cherished by the emperor.

when you are in love, you kiss each other as soon as you meet.

after marriage, they "bicker" as soon as they meet.

if you don't feel it, don't give me the illusion.

if there is no eternity, don't start for me.

if you are not my lover, how can you know that I am affectionate?

if you are not my lover, how can you know that I am distressed?