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40 routines that you can't stop, shocking love stories, saying that leaves come back to the roots, you belong to me.

1. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving dedication.

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss from you.

Cute is not a long-term solution, but I am cute.

5. Peggy Piggy, you deserve me.

There is a rumor that I like you. Let me clarify that this is not a rumor.

7. Only government officials can set fires. You can't leave me.

You must be very tired last night, because you have been running in my dreams.

9. I think you are hurting me by approaching me, which makes me like you very much.

10. You are so strange and cute today.

1 1. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

12. Do you have a lighter? No? Then how did you light up my heart?

13. I can't tell you why I love you. All I know is that as long as I have you, I can't fall in love with others.

14. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

15. Do you know why you are so cold? Because there is no one warm like me around you.

16. I don't like you very much.

17. Confucius said, 123 ~ hmm ~ I like you.

18. My little daughter is incompetent, so I count on my fingers. My son needs me all his life.

19. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

20. Do you know which god I like best? It's your eyes.

2 1. If you are ugly, maybe I can take you shopping, watching movies, eating western food, walking, watching the stars and the moon, and talking about life philosophy from poems and songs, but you are so beautiful, I just want to fall in love with you.

My rent is due. Can I stay in your heart?

23. If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be? What seats? Gemini? No, our masterpiece.

24. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

25. What would you like to drink? I want to protect you.

I think you look like one of my relatives. ? My mother's daughter-in-law

27. Do you know what is in the eyes of lovers? History. No, you showed up.

28. Have you gained weight again recently? No. Why do you say that? Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

29. After all, you belong to me.

30. Sir, the sea is endless, and then it was me.

3 1. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my husband in the chest.

32. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

33. Can you play the piano? No? Then how did you strike a chord with me?

The first time I met you, God said a few words in my ear and it was doomed.

35. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? It's yours forever.

36. what do you belong to I am a tiger. Stop lying, you belong to me.

37. What constellation are you? Gemini? No. I made it for you.

38. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

39. If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

40. Sometimes life is a little bitter. Don't complain, just hug me.

Deciduous root sentence making

1, a person can come on a trip and leave, but who knows the loneliness and uneasiness of a person's trip? People can't drift all the time, and one day they will take root.

2, we are all a group of lonely fish, accidentally swam into this world, no matter how far we swim, one day we will still set foot on this road home, and the leaves will return to their roots.

When people get older, they will have the idea of returning to the original.

4. Fallen leaves return to their roots. In the final analysis, it is Ye's long-cherished wish, or the tree's failure to retain it.

Many people have the idea of returning to their roots, and plan to go back to their hometown for the aged after retirement.

6. Wanderers have no roots, so there is no way to return to the roots.

7. My love for you is like a breeze blowing leaves. Even if the ends of the earth, the leaves will eventually return to their roots.

8. Like a leaf. What do you mean by fallen leaves? Death. Yes, that's it. Although the fallen leaves have withered, they are not over yet. Because it becomes a part of the soil, it will soon become a part of life and grow new trees and leaves. Fallen leaves return to their roots, and so do people. The other side of the blue sky

9. Tired birds miss their nests, and fallen leaves return to their roots. When we go back to our hometown, it's like going back to where we stopped. From here, we will sail to eternity, and our souls will never die. We will be in heaven and miss our earthly home.

10, people become more and more mature, so they can't let go of their desires. Only when you die will you hope to return to the ordinary, just like falling leaves return to their roots. Everyone in the world will have a joke about time.

The lines of fallen leaves returning to their roots

Characters:

A: Thank you, the grave buyer, the nephew of the deceased's second uncle.

B: graveyard salesman, grave salesman.

C: Henry, the second uncle's foreign friend.

(Party A and Party B stand in front of the graveyard sand table)

A: Why hasn't it come yet?

B: wait a little longer! (Company C gasps and runs onto the stage)

Hello, guys. Excuse me, is this cemetery 250?

A: Yes!

C: Yes! I'm so smart, I got it right as soon as I found the 89th one! Hello, I'm a friend of the deceased. We made an appointment with you on the phone. The deceased asked me to bring his ashes here from abroad and find him a suitable cemetery. That's why I came. Do you understand my purpose? (A and B nod)

C: Yes! I'm too smart to express myself clearly. One more thing, the deceased asked me to give his legacy to his eldest nephew. Thank you, sir. Excuse me, which one of you is Mr. Thank you? "

A: Uncle! (crying, stumbling to get the ashes, kneeling and crying) Uncle, why did you leave?

What about you? You didn't tell me, oh ...

Come on, you are a grave buyer, there is no need to cry like this!

A: Uncle, when I was two years old, you hung out in a foreign country. I just heard that you succeeded, and you went to a funeral. (Uncle) As a grave seller, Uncle loves luxury and noise all his life. I wrapped the whole grave, hung small speakers on every tree, and played the sound of traffic for me 24 hours. I stripped this row of small party graves, built a row of simple sheds, and gave me fried cakes made in Lamian Noodles, barbecued, pancake-fruited, crispy and ear-shaped. Well, arrange a row of security guards for me. If they have nothing to do, they will be driven away and run around my uncle's grave.

Sir, you have a lot of extra expenses.

A: With the elders gone, what's wrong with the younger generation spending some money? How expensive can your most expensive grave be?

B: 48 1 m2.

What's the cheapest?

B: forty-seven thousand pounds.

C: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.

(turning to Henry) Mr. Henry, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me after he left?

Let me tell you something. Your second uncle starved to death abroad. I even paid for the plane ticket. Look back.

Can you quote me the price of air tickets?

A (slowly approaches Henry and puts an arm around him) It's over.

Where is it?

I tell you, Mr. Henry, this is not my second uncle at all! Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?

C: It can't be wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your second uncle is alive! Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is thank you. Your whole family is very polite.

A: There are many polite people. They are all my second uncle.

C: Your second uncle remembers that today is your thirtieth birthday. He asked me to give you this urn as your birthday present. Happy birthday. I'm sorry for your loss. Your second uncle's wish is to be buried in this mountain in his hometown. Come on, take a shovel and plant this tree of life.

A: Wait a minute. Does planting trees cost money?

B: Hey, hey. 4444 yuan, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life.

A: People should be reborn after death, but is it appropriate to plant trees on the urn? Will you be reborn as a vegetable, or will plants fight zombies?

C: Leaves fall to the roots, son, so that you can fulfill the wishes of the deceased.

A: It's not that I'm not round. A broken grave costs more than 40 thousand, and people can't live.

B: Gnome male-"Gnome male-",the living don't live in graves, so graves are expensive. Let me introduce you. It is a very suitable grave for the elderly, with a transparent board from north to south, a dark kitchen and a dark bathroom, with no light in all seasons, water leakage in winter and frost in summer, downstairs on the ground, and the surname next door is Zhang. Our greatest advantage is the geographical environment. You see, the yellow highway is on the left, the crane airport is on the right, and the most prosperous pedestrian street in our graveyard is in the middle. It's a dead end. Another good news is that if you can buy the tomb in full now, we will also give you a coffin. I don't know if you like flip or slide,

Do you have a touch screen?

B: Yes, it has been discontinued.

A: Why?

B: Nobody pressed it, and this pagoda tomb is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the whole tomb area. The pyramid symbolizes the wealth and power of the deceased before his death. Well, if you bury your second uncle here, we will invite professional dancers with exotic customs to accompany you. (Dance)

(Dance)

C (Dance) I like this one. I'll take it.

B: What do you think, Mr. Xie? Is this a good dance?

A: dancing is good, but does it cost money?

B: 4711yuan.

A: Although the money is not expensive, I'm afraid I'll be alive and kicking, Uncle.

B: I almost forgot, sir. I take the liberty of asking you, does your second uncle have a local account?

A: What's the difference?

B: If you are local, you can be buried immediately after death.

A: What about outsiders?

B: Then you have to die for five years. After five years, you can buy this grave with personal tax: tickets.

A: Just right, I can't buy it.

B: Ah, sir, don't worry about it. I have a list here. These are local old ladies who just died. You can choose one to get married, and you can buy a grave as soon as your uncle comes.

A: Does the bridal chamber still need to be noisy?

B: Mr. Xie, you are so bold. I entrust you to buy two sets of graves, one for my second uncle, one for us to rent, and use the rent to repay the loan.

A: Your company told me to love my grave. In this way, please leave us alone and I'll discuss it with my second uncle. Uncle, you didn't mean to make people laugh at me. Do you think I'm doing well? Actually, I can't live without you. You are hungry, so am I. You said you were a sea returnee, and it was romantic to scatter your ashes in the sea. You can still raise fish if you have nothing to do. Doby seagulls had to be buried here after eating seafood. Well, after all, we are related. I'll take you there.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

B: Come back. You have no money. You can buy a grave.

C: This check is for my nephew. Thank you.

A: I am. Thank you.

C: One million dollars.

B: Mr. Xie, we have a big tomb here, which is especially suitable for you. Bury your second uncle in it. Get out.

A: Oh, my mother, my uncle, my mother.

I'm sorry for your loss. Think about the grave.

Grandpa, I have made up my mind. Let's go home. Uncle, this grade is too low. I'll accompany you to see the affordable grave in a couple of days.

C: Hey hey, you haven't reported my ticket to me yet.

A sentence that leaves fall to the roots

The happiest time every day is when I walk alone at night, with a portable stereo, playing the loudest sound, listening to my favorite songs, blowing cold wind and watching the fallen leaves. When I came, it just grew up, and when I was here, it flourished. Now, it has fallen to its roots. I never understood the passage of time before, but now I just want to hold on tight, as if nothing else is so important.

A sentence that leaves fall to the roots

First, the sadness of fallen leaves, do you have that sadness in your heart?

Second, fallen leaves return to their roots. After all, I didn't think it was good to be close to home until I was old enough to go home. Beijing gave me too much and lost a lot, but people still have to move on, don't they?

Third, fallen leaves return to their roots, and life is reincarnation.

Four, the tree is high in thousands of feet, and the fallen leaves return to their roots. Long trees have to cut off shorter branches. Is it necessary to cut off the past?

Five, falling leaves return to dreams, listening to the earth. What comes from the soil returns to the soil, and then new seedlings are cultivated and become pillars.

Six, the fallen leaves return to their roots, just like I left you and looked at you from a distance.

7. I haven't had a mobile phone since primary school. At night, I use the old version of the rewind fast-forward recorder to listen to fallen leaves again and again, changing myself, a simple song, another paradise. When I went to college, I had more opportunities to get close to his various songs, MVs and movies.

Eight, the fallen leaves come down to the root, not the cruelty of the wind, nor the trees can't stay, but the fallen leaves, and I want to go home.

Nine, it's late autumn again, and leaves fall in Qiu Lai. Last year, I saw golden patches. I feel that the fallen leaves are rooted in the roots, very calm and practical. After a hard year, it seems that I can finally have a rest this year. What I see is the black spots on the leaves. I don't know if it is the tree pest this year, or if I have changed. I don't know whether to be happy or worried.

10. People always inadvertently think of the past when they leave home. Hometown is where the leaves fall.

Eleven, life is like a road, be patient. In the vast sea of people, everyone is just a drop in the ocean. Sometimes, don't look at the world too lonely, just as you will always miss some people, there will always be some people who will always miss you. People always go home when they are alive. Maybe you are confused now, but after all, there is one place where he will receive you selflessly, and that is home.

12. It turns out that I shouldn't talk to children like this. My mother knows. Now I just want to go home. I want to be with you. At first, in order to support your father to return to his roots, my mother left you, whom I loved most. But again, my mother will still support your father's choice. My mother will still choose to marry your father again. But honey, you really owe your daughter-in-law too much. Marrying you was a painful experience in my life. I am not a woman who can bear hardships, but I am a particularly dependent person. But for you and your children, I can only choose to stick to it. I have no revenge or ambition. I just want to love you.

Thirteen, watching it grow from lush to declining, indeed, autumn has arrived. In the season when the fallen leaves return to their roots, it has no roots. Even if the leaves fall, they will eventually fall. So, don't worry, baby, I'll take good care of you, Mu.

14. If I don't pursue something deliberately, the fallen leaves will come back.

15, you ask, what is love, what is hate, what is closeness, and what is alienation. You ask, how can you persist, how can you give up, how can you return to the root, how can you drive to tea? What do you want to know, that guy named time will tell you. There is a legend in this forest. Mushrooms have blossomed and antlers have sprouted. I guess they are in love.

Sixteen, the old man saved his life and refused to take medicine before he left. He spent more than ten days in hospital bed in pain, and finally he just wanted to return to his roots.

17. Autumn is the season when leaves fall to the roots, but there is also a kind of scenery that you can't resist, and that is the red leaves all over the mountain! Especially against the gorgeous sunshine, projecting layers of red ribbons is undoubtedly a visual feast! On the 24th, the 20th Red Leaf Festival of Xingyang Huancuiyu opened. Follow the camera and get a sneak peek!

18. In June this year, grandpa passed away, and in September, grandpa passed away. After living in the village for a few days, I saw the starry sky at night and the vastness of the universe, and really felt my smallness. It's deserted here, but after a few days, I feel close to this place far away from the city and only heaven and earth. This feeling is unique, just like coming home. Everything is so real, so satisfying. The death of my loved ones taught me the heaviest lesson in my life and made me realize the preciousness of time. Remembering your loved ones, everything goes with the Millennium.

Nineteen, when people grow up, they always leave leaves. Come home often when you are free.

Twenty, the world is too big, and I am just a dust. When the wind came, I drifted with the tide, lost others' eyes and blocked my own way; When the rain came, I fell into the mud pit, stained other people's shoes and embarked on other people's roads; So wait for a sunny day, don't go with the flow, don't fall into the roots, and be yourself shining in the sun.

Twenty-one, the west wind is strong, flying north and south. Flying rain, mercury spilled on the ground. Petals shed tears, so love has to. Autumn is strong, and fallen leaves return to their roots.

Twenty-two, after the leaves completed their mission, they returned to their roots to feed their mother trees.

Twenty-three, the best state of life is calm and calm. A thing of the past, no regrets; Do not be afraid of the future. Our youth, like the holy spirit of spring, has a free bloom and enviable eyes. At this time, there is also a moment of withering. Flowers are no longer beautiful, and life is no longer youthful. From then on, I look forward to the years in previous years. Life has been buried by the earth since then, but it is a short-lived youth.

The most touching thing in life is that when I was in my prime, someone loved me deeply; And when I leave the leaves to the roots, that person still regards me as the most precious thing in his heart, and the best thing is often the persistent waiting that will not change with the passage of time.

Twenty-five, I miss you so much. I really want to hug and warm my hands with you in the cold winter, hold an umbrella and listen to the rain with you in the rainy season in spring, eat half of Wangwang crushed ice with you in the hot summer, watch the fallen leaves return to their roots with you in autumn, and spend the rest of my life with you year after year.

I have always believed that people have no limits, but I have been improving my limits and finally found my true self.

Twenty-seven, it's a little far from home. I hope you're glad to come. I hope my beloved hometown is in good weather and my parents are healthy. I hope to return to China after many years.

28. Home is a word with temperature. It is not only a place where our bodies rest, but also a harbor where our hearts stop. Tired birds return to the forest, fish return to the shallows, and fallen leaves return to their roots. This is the yearning for home and the pursuit of life.

Twenty-nine, flashing lights, lit up the foam on the coffee. The record player chose silence, and the shadow outside the window suddenly danced. The fallen leaves shuttled under the street lamp and passed by my door. It floats very flexibly, like a dragonfly. Cross your hands on your chest, imitate the vein of fallen leaves, close your eyes as if wandering around in the wind, lonely and helpless, but don't want to be broken, and a little light burns up the promise of returning to the roots of fallen leaves.