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How do you understand the old man's saying "The dwarf, the chicken race"?

There are many proverbs about physiognomy that have been passed down for thousands of years in China and are quite reasonable, such as "ugly people tend to make mischief", "dwarfs have more hearts and crawler roots", "no flesh on the face must be a monster", etc., these have been Confirmed by my many years of life experience

Short people have many hearts, and this has been proven many times. Let me give you an example. I used to have a boss who was male. His height was only 160cm, which was a bit shorter than me. He was short and ugly. It just so happens that such a person has the scheming and means to become an official! He is the most thoughtful person I have ever met. To describe him as "career than hair" is not enough. We all agreed privately that he was more suitable to be an agent, and he was so thoughtful that he was so meticulous. In other offices, you have more freedom to use computers at work. You can occasionally surf the Internet, chat, etc. without affecting the progress of your work.

But he stipulated that we are not allowed to access the Internet. There is a computer placed with his back facing him, out of his sight, but he can actually judge whether we are online or not by the frequency and sound of our keyboard typing! ! Others are multitasking, but he is multitasking. As soon as he enters the office, we immediately become silent, as nervous as if we had seen the KGB. When he answered the phone, he spoke to different people in different tones and tones. He treated his leaders like a son meeting his father, doing everything he could to humble himself. He treated his subordinates with a completely impatient and commanding tone. Even if you're tired, he thinks it's your turn. He never makes overall arrangements and never considers his subordinates. He assigns tasks with just one sentence, but when he checks the tasks, he can scold people without restraint. Once, a colleague accidentally mentioned that he had bought a car, and the leader Chaizi heard it. (Because he could not afford a car yet), he thought that the colleague had lost his face, and from then on he treated others strangely... There are many similar cases. a lot of. The dwarf has a lot of heart, it’s not fake at all! !

Now let’s talk about ugly people. When I was in college, I had a roommate who was notoriously ugly and was one of the school’s “Seven Eccentrics of Jiangnan.” Logically speaking, appearance is given by parents, and you cannot blame yourself. But this ugly girl also behaves very strangely. The uglier she is, the more she likes to put on makeup. She buys a lot of cheap cosmetics and puts them on her face. She often twists her fat body and dances in the ballroom with a scary face with heavy makeup. This ugly girl was extremely unethical in the dormitory. She often got up at 5 o'clock in the morning to run to lose weight, causing everyone in the dormitory to sleep poorly. She did not provide hot water and stole other people's hot water. What was even more outrageous was that she used other people's hot water late at night. She used the washbasin to wash her butt, and the water was still not poured out.

There was still toilet paper floating in the water (I feel sick even writing this now)... Because of these bad habits, she had a tense relationship with her dormitory. Especially with the upper bunk, we often quarreled. After graduation and looking for a job, it was obvious where she would go, but her upper berth found a very good unit. She was so jealous that not long after Shangbu went to work, she sent an anonymous frame-up letter to the human resources department of her company (this was only found out many years later), which caused Shangbu to suffer a lot of injustice and ostracism in the company. What this ugly woman did really proves that ugly people often do mischief! !