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Composition: My ideal is to be a 500-word sommelier.

A mouse just stole a pack of cigarettes and was chased by a cat, and finally escaped home. He lay in bed, very angry, thinking: I don't want to live like this anymore. I want to have a decent job. Yes, I want to be a sommelier. It bounced out of bed and ran to the wine cabinet.

Find a bottle of world-famous American whiskey and pour it, "Wow, good wine, good wine." The mouse drank one cup after another. After a while, he fell asleep.

Woke up the next day, it thought, I must try English wine today. The mouse took out the English wine that had been treasured for more than ten years, and it was really a little distressed. But in order to learn to be a sommelier, drink! Gollum, Gollum, Gollum ... I took a few sips and drank it backwards. "ah! English wine is really delicious. " Just after that, the mouse fell down.

On the third day, the mouse opened China's wine. Drink it in one gulp, "Wow, it's so spicy." He felt a surge of blood on his head and seemed to be full of vitality. He shouted, "Where is the cat? You always bully me and see what I can do to you today. " While the wine was strong, the mouse ran to compete with the cat. The cat ran out. "Boy, are you here to die? I'm just a little hungry. " The mouse showed no fear. The cat came at me, and the mouse had a flash of inspiration and was drunk at once. The cat is confused by the mouse and can't adapt to its play. Finally, the cat was beaten by the mouse, and the mouse finally defeated the arrogant cat.

Now that the mouse is famous, it has held a press conference. Everyone heard that the mouse held a press conference and wanted to see it. The mouse said at the press conference: "As long as you have courage in your heart, you can realize your ambition. I hope to be an ambitious mouse! " I hope to have my own career! "Then he said that his ideal is to be a sommelier! Because of its popularity, all major wineries have hired him.

The mouse chose one of them. Now that it has its own job, it doesn't have to hide from others. The mouse was very happy and went to the factory to prepare for a big fight, but the boss said mysteriously, "In fact, I don't need you to do anything." All you have to do is advertise my wine and say how good it is. This is a little something! " Say that finish took out a big pile of money. The mouse thought it was strange. It didn't take money directly, but took a sip of wine first. "Bah! This tastes terrible! " The mouse refused to advertise this wine. The boss was very angry and kicked it out. "Hum, you ignorant mouse, don't tell anyone about me, or you will look good!" "The mouse was driven out and immediately went into the police station. The next day, the police arrested the winery owner because the winery owner actually used cheap industrial alcohol to add water to make wine.

Although the mouse was unemployed, it was not lost, because it finally became a useful mouse.