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Very talented personality, talk about mood.

Very talented personality, talk about mood.

1. God's greatest failure is to let your mother give birth to you.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

3. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

Give me a pair of chopsticks. I can eat the whole earth.

Actually, I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to be smart.

6. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.

7. Twinkling stars, the sky is full of foxes.

8. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

9. Life is a process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.

10. I'd rather make money in my next life and let more people fall in love with me.

1 1. Don't you think I'm calmly watching you go crazy?

12. Mom says I am virtuous, but I am too lazy to do anything!

13. Life is more regular than physiological cycle.

14. Suddenly I looked back and there was a dog looking at me behind me.

15. This year's college entrance examination paper required to fill in the test number, and the result was written as a chicken-moving QQ number.

16. I don't want to go to class six days a week.

17. study hard for China, a pack of China goods is a lot of money …

18. I like children, and I prefer the process of being a child.

19. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

20. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more anxious than the national anthem. ...

2 1. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned books. I cann't believe it didn't burn out

22. It is said that the mood of going to school is heavier than the mood of going to the grave. I think the mood of starting school is more annoying than the mood of coming to the holiday.

23. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, do you think Bajie is familiar?

24. A temporary impulse is a crisis for future generations.

25. I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, I will be casual!

26. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are quite good." Why did you dump me?

27. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

28. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

I have something to do as a secretary, but I have nothing to do as a secretary.

30. Beast, let go of that girl and let me go first.

3 1. Only the fakes are real, and the others are fake.

32. The sentence "Japanese are human" belongs to: A metaphor B exaggeration C metonymy D personification.

33. Xiao San cried because of the appearance of Xiao Si.

34. 10086 is better, when to call and when to answer.

I can't keep up with the times. People say that when I meet love at the corner, I am afraid of accidents at the corner.