Laugh off your big teeth in one minute and tell a super joke. It's great that you don't laugh.

1, don't talk to me about feelings, talking about feelings hurts money!

There is no need to be mean to those who don't know how to cherish you. If a person starts to neglect you, please choose to leave. Maintain a sense of self-confidence and dignity, rather proud to be moldy than obsessed with madness!

By chance, I got a magic lamp that can make a wish. I made a wish that I must fall in love before I die. As a result, I got an immortal body!

At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise BMW will drive us away.

The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.

6. The only thing that persists in growing up is to charge the mobile phone every day.

7. Your stupidity is always so creative.

8. Only after paying the phone bill can I feel that what I said can be so valuable!

9. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

10, some things can't be done. Leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.

1 1, I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

12, I am playing with my mobile phone after class today. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. The result is our class teacher.

13, it turns out that forever is just a misunderstanding.

14, I suggest you like me and I'll call back.

15, a golden gun, sweeping two peaks, exploring three points, twisting limbs, holding five fingers, crossing 6789, very cool. All kinds of helplessness, thousands of customs, unbearable to look back, hundreds of millions of elite soldiers seize the opportunity; Downloading a trillion hard disks, saving 10,000 copies, collecting thousands of excellent ones, winning every battle, ten women even chopping, losing 9,876 times, five flowers tied up in disorder, four bodies big, three people with P, two women Qi Fei, the only one who kept Yuanyang.

16, others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am good at it. I'll eat everything.

17, don't care too much about looks, abilities are not written on your face.

18, my father and I went to steal watermelons. Dad was there watching me. Suddenly someone came. Dad pointed at me in the watermelon field and scolded the smelly boy. Come here. You can't afford watermelon at home, but you still come to harm other people's watermelon fields, so I won't kill you. The family said nothing. It's okay. Children are very naughty. How can they not make mistakes? Come and find something cooked to eat at home.

19, the banana fan was picked by the old gentleman in Taishang, but it was in the hands of the iron fan princess; Cows don't understand samadhi, but Hong Haier was born with it. . . The connotation of this is really intriguing! Is there wood? !

Research shows that men who love housework live longer because their wives play less.

2 1, I will give it to you all over the world! Then you can fix it.

22. At school, a teacher once told a classmate that you came to class without textbooks, notebooks and pens. Why did you come here? The classmate said calmly, I will give you face if I take the whole dormitory to class.

23. The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your face charming, singing can increase surround sound, and you can only think about all kinds of stories instantly when you take a shower. Game clearance is often the moment you sit on the toilet.

24. I really hope that the person I like can buy it with money, so I can really give up completely.

25, Liu Hai, how can you grow so fast!

As a typical loser, I am actually very successful.

27. Everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle.

28. When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!

29. In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and said to the old man, you are so stupid. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it.

30. Although girls who are moody in love can make people feel overwhelmed, they can also effectively promote China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces.

3 1, bragging to the classmate in the front seat, b, he said that I didn't fart when I was growing up, and I always wanted to suppress it. Just when I was speechless, his deskmate said, no wonder you always burp!

When I was a child, I thought people all over the world liked me. I didn't know until I grew up that it was the whole universe.

33. I didn't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know whether I am important or not.

34. Today, I went out with a friend from Gao Fushuai. Seeing his new iphone, I borrowed it to call my wife. I didn't expect her to call her husband. She was so clever that she guessed at once! ! !

35. The first time I met a customer, the customer reached out and wanted to shake my hand. When I was nervous, I took out a pair of scissors.

36. I know you won't come with me if I reach out, so I reach out and trip you. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

37. The buses are too crowded now. I tried to fart secretly, but I just burped.

38. The village party secretary showed off to his son. As long as the women in the village bring their pants, I will know who they are as soon as I smell them! My son tried several times, and it all worked! Once my son bought a New Pants, rubbed it on Niu B and gave it to his father to smell. The old village head couldn't smell it, thinking, is there another newcomer in our village? So praise your son, your boy is ok! Bull b! My son fainted when he heard the news.

39, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

40. The best cure for life is work. Once you are busy, any bad emotions will be left behind, and you will be too tired to be melodramatic.

4 1, in another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

42. In fact, I was not fat when I was a child. It was not until that day that I realized how hard the farmer's uncle worked. The word of weeding at noon ruined my life.

43. No feelings are a waste of time. If it doesn't give you what you want, it at least teaches you what you don't want.

44. A very beautiful beauty, with a bag in her left hand and a drink in her right hand, walked into the examination room. A male invigilator asked, are you here for shopping or for the exam? The beauty said weakly that I was here to supervise the exam.

45. I have been in primary school for thirteen years and in middle school for fifteen years. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

46. Have you ever met such a situation? Mom, come out for dinner! So there you are! Mom will come out for dinner soon! So there you are! There you are. Where is the food? Mom's almost ready! You .

47. Life is like toilet paper. Talk as little as possible if you have nothing to do.

48. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

49. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

50. A man doesn't know which woman loves you the most until he is poor once. Only when a woman is ugly once will she know which man won't leave you.

5 1, some people slow down because they are afraid of disappointment. After all, every investment is about giving everything.

52. In the shipwreck, a man and six women drifted to a desert island. After several coordination, the woman reached an agreement to use it in turn from Monday to Saturday. Men can only rest on sundays, which is unbearable; After a while, another man drifted to the island. Great, we can finally lighten the burden! The man thought. As a result, he can't rest on Sunday either.

53. You are not easy to get fat at all. You are forgetful after eating a lot of food and thinking that you have only drunk a few mouthfuls.

54. There is an impulse not to manage this relationship, because the mind is shaking and the brain is in control.

55. You think people with fat faces are cute because meat doesn't grow on their faces.

56. It turns out that when we were young, we were all sexy.

If you love him, you must lock him in the house. If he tries to escape, break his leg.

58. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; If you are excited, we even have children!

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

60. What a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood!

If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in fickle emotions. If you have no skill, don't be too angry, or you will be in trouble. If you don't have too many abilities, don't have too many desires, otherwise it will be very painful.

63. How to pick up girls? How many degrees is appropriate?

64. My friend told me not to take money too seriously. The money won't be yours until you spend it. You said you had 5 million, but you hid it at home and didn't spend it. Is that yours? No, that's my wife's

65. In the third year of high school, the gap was exposed when the female deskmate slept on the table. I took out a bottle of essential balm and dropped a few drops into it, only to see that she quickly sat up blushing and gave me a big slap in the face.

66. I was busy pretending to be cute and growing up. When I grow up, I am busy dating and taking care of my hair.

67. In love, women should not be afraid of vulgarity. Although it is not necessarily love for a man to spend money for you, a man who is unwilling to spend money for you certainly does not love you.

68. I can eat by my face, but I have to work hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming.

69. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

70, big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day.

7 1 Have you seen Four Great Classical Novels? Yes, I do. I don't like things in Jingguo.

72, the head can be broken, blood can flow, shoes can not be without oil!

73. The best way to treat a bitch is to be meaner than her.

74. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but I ran into the south wall!

75. My writing is very simple, so simple that it is incoherent.

76. It is said that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

77. It's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.

Experts say that bottled instant noodles are unhealthy to eat and should be soaked in a bowl. After listening to this sentence, I am not calm. Both employers and employees eat instant noodles. Do you think I still care about health? Expert, you are so naive ~

79. Teacher, I met a robber on my way to school. They took my exercise book.

Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

8 1. If you haven't worked hard, you'll never know how important talent is.

Now many men have become pure men, and many women have become pure men.

83. If lonely people are willing to look back, anxious people are willing to wait, and introverted people are willing to talk, perhaps this is the truest appearance of love.

84. Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

85. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to trade ten pounds thinner.

86. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence, she vomited for months.

87. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

88. The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We went out together in the morning, but just after noon, it ran away with others. What a waste of my heart!

89. All those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes. You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

90, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

9 1. Today, I hit a black car. The driver said, I am a different driver. The car is my own, and I make my own decisions. I want to live a free life and not listen to anyone. I said, master, turn right ahead.

92. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

93. I like you so much. Can you be my girlfriend? Female, but I already have a boyfriend. It's okay to be a man I can wait. Woman, you don't have to wait. I won't be sorry for my boyfriend. What if my boyfriend likes others? A woman can't. He is not interested in other women. I know, but he is interested in me recently.

94. Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.

95. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

96. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.

97. A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the figures on the weighing scale.

98. You are fat and ugly. We are friends!

99. Some people seem elegant and calm on the surface, but secretly they have to check the express information several times a day.

100, after spending so much money on your face, you might as well protect any skin in your body.

Sir, congratulations on winning 5 million ... Really? I'm going to be rich, haha. Yes, sir, please send your account number ... what account number? So much money, you send it to me. Let's have a good life together We have nothing to worry about ... the other party hung up. We were laughing and crying. Single dog's thinking in dealing with swindlers is beyond imagination.

102, son, stupid people can't be resurrected!

103, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

104, before everything gets better, we will always experience some unhappy days. These days may be long, or we may just wake up.

105, the leader woke up in the morning and found Xiao DD red and scared. I went to the hospital to consult a male doctor, but I couldn't find the reason. I suggest that I transfer to the infectious diseases department. The young nurse said not to be busy, let me have a look. So, take an alcohol cotton swab and wipe it around the little DD, saying it's not attractive, it's lipstick and waterproof. The doctor is ashamed and laments that if he wants to study comprehensively, he will be eliminated if he is not proficient in his major.

106. Yesterday, when my wife was driving and was about to hit a truck, I shouted, step on the gas! Thankfully, she did step on the brakes.

107, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

108, your date is not me, you might as well be single.

109, the red apricot is not out of the wall, and it is resolutely pulled out.

It only takes a minute to change your mind, but this minute can change the whole day.

First, it only takes a minute to change your mind, but this minute can change the whole day.

Second, meekness is necessary, but not compromise. We should be calm and calm. Life has gorgeous spring and summer and indifferent autumn and winter, but the only constant is that every day is accompanied by the light of the sun and the moon.

If a man doesn't care much about you in appearance, then he really doesn't care about you, without exception.

Fourth, when we are out of breath by something obscure, we can only push forward. We only need to see a small gap and have a chance to live!

The most wonderful way of life is not to wake up naturally in bed, nor to sit at home and do nothing! But with a group of like-minded people full of positive energy, running on the ideal road together, with stories all the way back, firm steps on the head and clear distance on the head. Running with a group of people with dreams is the most wonderful way of life.

6. The sunset glow is gorgeous, the dew is crystal clear, the flowers are beautiful, the air is novel and the mood is comfortable. Good morning!

7. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best form is that we sleep together.

8. Tacit silence is also warmth. What really loves a group is not a beautiful face, but a beautiful soul. Not a long-term encounter, but a long-term companionship. Heart-to-heart companionship is happiness, and it is also a harbor when you are injured. Love is not just a ray of sunshine on a sunny day, but an umbrella on a rainy day. It is not only a temporary enthusiasm, but also a constant affection. True love doesn't need too many words, and it is expressed in ordinary actions.

What we can do now is to find a quiet center, where I can think quietly, understand what to do, let important people get something back, know what to do, and strange mistakes will not happen again. Learn from it, draw strength, move on resolutely, find something you like, meet someone you really love and do the right thing.

10. The achievement of a group is not measured by money, but by how many people you are kind to and how many people miss you in your life. The merchant's account book records expenditure and income, and the subtraction of the two figures is profit. The ledger of life records love and being loved, and the sum of the two numbers is achievement.

Life is complicated, so don't regret making a decision. Life is a process, owned and cherished. In this world, the living space of each group is limited to a certain extent. When we look up, we will lower our heads slightly, and our life will become more and more exciting.

Twelve, who does not complain, who does not smile, who does not envy. Gorgeous in the sun, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams and walking your own way.

Thirteen, people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle, will still return to each other. As long as the ending is a tragedy, the process can make people cry. Happiness can come slowly, as long as it is true. Punctuality really doesn't matter if we can be together at first.

Fourteen, what is shallow fate, what is narrow social circle, what is extroverted and talkative, and what is still obsessed with first love? These are just excuses for not finding a partner. The real reason for staying is two words: people who are stronger than you look down on you, and people who are weaker than you can't handle you. If you live too long, you are most likely to be lonely all your life.

15. Don't worry about your inner confusion. Step by step, as long as you can find something you like to do, it's never too late to start.

Sixteen, if you really can't help, then the more complicated the refusal, the better, quietly, don't give each other dreams, and don't need to give reasons. Explain the reason for half a day. I'm sorry. Because of this, I'm heavily in debt when others clearly want something from me. Can you ... not if you can. Do you want it or not? Therefore, Leonard said that if he has the courage to refuse, he is really comfortable without providing reasons.

Seventeen, in this world, it is not that we are willing to compromise ourselves and contribute ourselves, so we can lose the likes of others. No matter how well we do, no matter how excellent we are, there will always be people who hate us, so we don't have to be a person that a group of people like, but we must be a person that even I envy.

Eighteen, there is always a windy morning, there is always a warm afternoon, there is always a gorgeous dusk, there is always a meteor night, so it is better to stick to the natural mentality, master every moment, work hard, and face every yesterday, tomorrow and today. Success or failure in life lies in mastery. Even after hardships, we should always adhere to a state of mind and let nature take its course.

Nineteen, if you really care, really care, really want to really expect, you can do it. It's not as difficult as I thought. However, it is difficult to do it soberly every day, every hour and every minute. What determines your fate is not a big chance that falls from the sky, but a huge choice you make every minute. All the differences are only in that minute.

Twenty, if childhood is the staff of life, then children should be the most vivid and beloved notes on this staff. If the world is a big garden, then children are the most vital flowers and bones in this garden. Sometimes, the more I grow up, the more I envy children's complexity and happiness, the more I miss their simple ideas, and the more I want to look at this increasingly complex world with children's eyes.

The most difficult thing is that two half-baked people want to say hello on the road and worry about whether the relationship is enough. At first, they pretended not to see it, which was misunderstood as arrogance and ignored.

22. As long as there is sunshine in the heart, the sense of talent is subject to the ideal sunshine. If even I am always sad, how wonderful is life? Life has always been a mirror, which reflects our image. When we cry, life is crying, and when we smile, life is smiling.

It only takes a minute to change your mind, but this minute can change the whole day.

First, it only takes a minute to change your mind, but this minute can change the whole day.

Second, be gentle, but not compromise. We should be calm and calm. Life has gorgeous spring and summer and indifferent autumn and winter, but the only constant is that every day has the glory of the sun and the moon with you.

Third, if a man doesn't seem to care much about you, then he really doesn't care about you, without exception.

Fourth, when we are overwhelmed by something without a clue, we can only move forward with difficulty. As long as you see a small gap, there is a way out!

The best way to live is not to wake up naturally in bed, nor to sit at home and do nothing! But with a group of like-minded people full of positive energy, running on the ideal road together, with a story of turning back all the way, with firm steps and clear distance. Running with a group of people with dreams is the best way of life.

6. The morning glow is bright, the dew is crystal clear, the flowers are beautiful, the air is fresh and the mood is comfortable. Good morning!

7. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

Eight, tacit silence is also to keep warm. Really love a person, not a beautiful face, but a beautiful heart, not a short encounter, but a long-term companionship. Heart-to-heart companionship is happiness, and it is also a harbor when you are injured. Love is not just a ray of sunshine on a sunny day, but an umbrella on a rainy day. It is not only a temporary enthusiasm, but also a constant affection. True love doesn't need too many words, and it is reflected in the usual actions.

What we can do now is to find a quiet place where we can think quietly and know what to do, so that precious things and important people will not be lost again and know what to do, and the same mistakes will not happen again. Learn from it, draw strength, continue to move forward firmly, find what you like, meet the person you really love and do the right thing.

10. A person's achievement is not measured by money, but by how many people you are kind to and how many people miss you in your life. The merchant's account book records income and expenditure, and the subtraction of the two figures is profit. The ledger of life records love and being loved, and the sum of the two numbers is achievement.

Life is simple, don't regret making a decision. Life is a process, owned and cherished. In this world, everyone's living space is limited When we bow our heads a little, our life will be more exciting.

Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, and don't envy anyone. Brilliant in the sun, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams and going your own way.

Thirteen, people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle is, will still return to each other. As long as the ending is comedy, the process can make people cry. Happiness can come slowly, as long as it is true. If we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter if we are late.

Fourteen, what is shallow fate, what is narrow social circle, what is introverted and not talkative, and what is still obsessed with first love? These are just excuses for not finding a partner. The real reason for staying is two words: people who are stronger than you look down on you, and people who are weaker than you can't handle you. If you live too long, you are most likely to be lonely all your life.

Don't worry about your inner confusion, take your time, as long as you can find something you like to do, it's never too late to start.

Sixteen, if you really can't help, then try to simply refuse, leave no room, don't give the other party the illusion, and don't need to give reasons. Give an explanation for a long time, I'm sorry because this is because others obviously want something from themselves, but they make themselves heavily in debt. Can you ... not if you can. Would you like to? Therefore, Leonard said that a truly free person is one who has the courage to refuse and does not need to provide reasons.

Seventeen, in this world, it is not that we are willing to compromise ourselves and give ourselves, so that we can be liked by others. No matter how good we do, some people will hate us, so we don't have to be a person that everyone likes, but we must be a person that even we envy.

Eighteen, there is always a windy morning, there is always a warm afternoon, there is always a gorgeous dusk, there is always a meteor night, so it is better to keep a natural state of mind, grasp every moment, work hard, and face every yesterday, today and tomorrow. The success or failure of life depends entirely on grasping, even after hardships, we must always maintain a state of mind and let nature take its course.

Nineteen, if you really care, really care, really want, really want, you can do it. It's not as difficult as I thought. However, it is difficult to do it soberly every day, every hour and every minute. What determines your destiny is not the big chance that falls from the sky, but the small choice you make every minute. All the differences are only in that minute.

Twenty, if childhood is the staff of life, then children should be the most lively and lovely notes on this staff. If the world is a big garden, then children are the most vital flowers and bones in this garden. Sometimes, the more I grow up, the more I envy children's simplicity and happiness, the more I miss their simple ideas, and the more I want to look at this increasingly complex world with children's eyes.

The most embarrassing thing is that two half-baked people want to say hello on the road and are worried about whether the relationship is enough. Finally, I pretended not to see it and was misunderstood as arrogant and ignored.

Only those who have sunshine in their hearts can feel the sunshine of reality. If they are always sad, how can life be beautiful? Life is always a mirror, which reflects our image. When we cry, life is crying, and when we smile, life is smiling.

Sentences in about a minute _ Classic Quotations

Sentences about One Minute _ Classic Quotations _ How long is a minute? Short is short, long is long; Between honor and disgrace, between life and death, between gains and losses, it is also a minute.

Some people don't pay attention to a minute, even an hour, a day, a year, a lifetime, and live a lifetime in a daze; Some people attach great importance to one minute and race against time every day. You see, young students are rushing to school for fear of being late; In order to go to work, public teachers are scrambling to punch in, and they all attach great importance to one minute.

Some people will use their time. One minute, he can recite an idiom, remember an English word, or shake hands with others in one minute, give people a smile and say hello. This minute may have added immeasurable gains to his life. Some people can solve the major events of the country, society and group in one minute; Some people can't solve many of their own problems in a year or a lifetime, so what's the difference between a minute and a hundred years?

A doctor can save a life if he saves lives one minute earlier. Rescuers may have saved a drowning person one minute earlier; Firefighters strive for a minute to reach the fire hole, which may save a living person. A single spark that won't cause a fire can be put out in one minute; The fire spread and could not be saved for an hour.

Some people missed the train by one minute and missed the big event; Some people catch a plane, are one minute late, and miss the journey without boarding the plane. Some people miss a minute and important appointments because they are untrustworthy and unpunctual. Of course, an earthquake, a boat trip, a horse trip, life and death depends on that moment. Can you say that one minute is not important?

Fighting for one minute may reach one point; One minute can also ruin a person's life. For example, some people ran a red light and crossed grade crossing in order to grab a minute, which led to the death of a car accident, and the consequences were out of control.

Life, at a critical moment, should strive for a minute, because that minute saved a difficult crisis, eliminated disasters and avoided difficulties; But some people care too much about one minute, and if they don't take a step, they will also have serious problems. So don't worry, safety first, even for a minute, you have to figure out the consequences.

Time is our life. Although there are dozens of winters and summers in life, don't they all go through non-stop? The so-called time flies, time flies, some people talk to people long and wordy, which wastes both their own lives and others' time.

Some people who don't cherish time at ordinary times, when they see others busy, say, please give me a minute. I have three questions for you. Or: I have a friend who wants to see you. Please give him a minute. How to solve three problems in one minute? Can you send a guest away in one minute?

In the recently concluded World Cup, the winning team worked hard for the last minute for many years. In many competitions, there are many people who make unremitting efforts. At the last minute, they can finally reverse Gan Kun and turn defeat into victory.

Life is between breaths, and life and death are between minutes, so although it is one minute, is it short? Still long? The length of time actually lies in the use of people.

Success or failure of gain or loss, honor or disgrace can't be ignored for a minute!