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What do you mean, you chop wood and he tends sheep? What do you mean, you chop wood and he tends sheep?

Introduction: "You chop wood, and he tends sheep." Recently, there is a popular joke in the circle of friends. What do you mean by cutting wood and herding sheep? What stem? Let's have a look!

What do you mean, you chop wood and he tends sheep? You chop wood, and he tends sheep, which means you are not the same person and can't be together. He talked to you and fell in love only because he was lonely. Chatting and chatting, people did not delay the business of herding sheep. But you forgot to chop wood to go home because of chatting.

The original story goes like this: I cut wood and you herd sheep. I talked to you all day. Your sheep are full. Where's my firewood? The focus of discussion among netizens is what does this sentence mean? Many netizens have their brains wide open. Let's see what the great gods in Zhihu say.

You chop wood, and he tends sheep. You talked to him all day and his sheep were full. Where is your wood? The woodcutter can't afford to accompany the shepherd ...

-Please give up your ineffective socializing!

You chop wood, and he tends sheep. You talked to him all day. If you learn the skills of herding sheep, it turns out that the sheep were driven away like this, and he learned the skills of chopping wood. It turns out that firewood should be cut like this.

-There must be a teacher in a threesome, often leaving a cup empty.

You chop wood, and he tends sheep. You talked with him for a day, and he decided to exchange his sheep for your firewood, so you got the sheep and he got the firewood.

-equivalent exchange, don't look down on anyone, I was born to be useful.

You chop wood, and he tends sheep. You talked to him all day, and he introduced you to his customers who buy sheep. You introduced the customers who bought firewood to him, and your respective businesses grew bigger and bigger.

-Resource integration is very important.

You cut wood, he herded sheep, you talked to him all day, and you didn't cut wood. But I learned something about herding sheep through chatting. The next day, I sold the firewood I had cut before and bought some lambs. On the third day, I was chopping wood and herding sheep. N years later, the woodcutter hired people to herd sheep and chop wood.

-positive and negative thoughts determine your life!

Cutting wood and herding sheep

User opinion 1:

You are a woodcutter and he is a shepherd. You talked to him all day, his sheep were full, and he was still the shepherd. Besides, you know from his mouth that the business of roast sheep in restaurants is very hot recently, and the firewood for roast sheep is very particular, and the supply is in short supply, so you don't cut wood and go home to cook. Instead, you specially developed firewood for chopping and burning sheep, and later hired some people to plant and cut firewood. Through frequent communication with herders, you learned about the change of demand relationship, and finally dominated the firewood futures market, and his son just succeeded him as the next generation of herders.

You think others are socially ineffective, maybe it's just because you can't see the world in his eyes.

Netizen's point of view 2: So there is an old saying in China called muffled chopping wood.

Netizen's point of view 3:

The woodcutter can't accompany the shepherd.

Some people like to hang out with rich people every day, while others have business behind them. What can be compared with an army man every day?

User opinion 4:

1. When socializing, clearly know who to socialize with.

2. Recognize your own resources. Advantages may also be disadvantages in some cases, and vice versa.

Besides what to talk about and who to talk to, we should also pay attention to the chat mode.

Netizen's point of view 5:

Give up meaningless socializing and concentrate on doing your own thing! Most people agree with this view! )

User opinion 6:

Doesn't that mean we have to change jobs and all go herding sheep?

User opinion 7:

Then the shepherd tells you that a sheep house can sell 1000, and you have to cut firewood for several months, so you provide pasture and he provides sheep, and both of them have reached the peak of their lives ~ chatting is valuable.

User opinion 8:

People have the capital to chat, but you have no reason to relax!

This picture is everywhere on the Internet.

You chop wood, and he tends sheep. You talked to him all day and his sheep were full. Where is your wood? The woodcutter can't afford to accompany the shepherd ...

I said it yesterday-please give up your ineffective social interaction!