What's the advantage of wearing a skirt! What's the harm ... tell me.

2. With more free psychiatrists, I will reply when I am depressed or bored.

Cheerleading, exercise with me when you lose weight, and cheer me up.

4. Free punching bag, you can beat and scold if you are unhappy.

If you don't understand the problem, there are free consultants. If your husband doesn't understand, you can find a psychological balance. Ha ha!

6. There is a free nanny to do all the housework.

7. Go out with a flower guard.

8. There are free drivers and porters.

9. Free trash can. Don't worry if you can't finish eating.

10. If you are sick, you have a husband to take care of you.

1 1. Stay with the ATM at any time.

12. There are free electric fans and electric blankets. Help fans in summer and warm beds in winter.

13. There are free pillows. You can lean on them when you are tired.

14. Free masseur to beat your shoulders and back when you are tired.

15. Free pistachios. I am really happy to see my husband jealous for me. When I was in a bad mood, my husband's safety expert comforted me.

16. You can play online games with peace of mind to pick up girls and throw all the tasks that need to be completed to your husband.

17. Save a lot of saliva and don't waste it to escape and reject too many suitors.

18. I can find confidence, because in my husband's eyes, I will always be the most beautiful. Ha ha!

19. My husband is the best free diet pill. Because he buys me whatever I want to eat. After two months, I didn't want to eat anything, so I naturally lost ten pounds.

20. You can experience romantic feelings. My husband can accompany me to all the beautiful places I want to go. You can knock down the stars and make earrings for me. Great, 555.

2 1. In front of her husband, she can always be willful and spoiled, which helps to maintain childlike innocence and youth.

22. Free advice for experts. Husband has many constructive suggestions, which are more rational, acceptable and practical!

23. Have a husband to share when you are happy.

24. Having a husband to quarrel with me can exercise my eloquence.

25. The weather changes, and my husband is caring and attentive.

26. With a beautiful love, there is a beautiful blueprint for life, and every day's life is full and satisfying.

27. There are several special days every year, so you don't have to live alone. Can make singles deeply jealous and have a sense of accomplishment.

28. The increase in telephone charges has contributed to the telecommunications industry in China, expanding domestic demand and promoting the stable economic development.

29. My husband's hobby will become my hobby, which will broaden my horizons and broaden my ability.

My husband likes to drag me to play badminton, which is good for my weight loss plan.

3 1. When a woman envies her husband for being kind to me, my vanity is conducive to satisfaction and makes me happy.

Woke up by a nightmare in the middle of the night, my husband would coax me instead of my mother, greatly reducing the burden on my elders.

33. Cry if you want, make trouble if you want, and my husband will always be by my side to comfort me.

My husband will hold my hand, and I will not get lost or go the wrong way when I walk.

35. Love is the best beauty medicine. With her husband, she has grown more beautiful recently.

36. Someone always listens to my call.

37. Plan to spend a day shopping with my husband.

38. Free express delivery. If you want to eat, but are too lazy to move, my husband will buy it for me.

39. Memos with reminder function are available.

40. Free meteorologists.

4 1. Product description with both sound and shape. When you meet an unfamiliar product, you don't have to read the instructions.

42. The most labor-saving automatic bottle opener, you don't have to worry about not opening the lid when drinking.

Don't worry about insomnia, because my husband will tell me stories, tell jokes and sing lullabies to put me to sleep.

44. Free home appliance repairman.

45. It helps to keep abreast of the latest economic market information, especially the preferential plans of telephone companies.

46. Finally, I can reassure my parents that I won't make a fuss every day to help me sign up for "Today is my blind date";

47. Find an endless topic for friends and relatives;

48. I can live longer because my husband cares about me.

49. I can protect my eyes. Don't worry too long and forget to rest. My husband will remind me on time.

50. A lot of saliva is recycled for nutrition. It is understood that someone in the forum once sent a topic similar to "N benefits of kissing"

5 1. I got a lot of sweetness. I can ask my husband questions like "Do you love me or not" every day, and then wait for him to say a lot of sweet words to me.

Even if I make a serious mistake, my husband will help me clean up the mess.

53. Let me understand the value of survival, because I am also being taken care of.

54. Let me understand the meaning of happiness.

Here are 45 disadvantages of having a boyfriend:

1. Pay the price of freedom. For example, you can't look at handsome guys without scruple. From now on, you can only date him alone, not with other handsome guys, and you can't be a little intimate. You have to report your whereabouts to him often, or he will be very angry.

2. Become a cry baby. For example, quarreling with him, worrying about him and being moved by him.

3. Become neurotic. I always wonder what's in his heart, why he didn't call me, whether his words have other meanings, whether he really loves me, and what's the relationship between that woman and him … Then I find a lot of reasons to convince myself that he is his favorite.

4. Become Luo Rivolti. Worried that he didn't wash his hands before eating, wore the same pair of socks for a week, was too tired to rest … and so on.

5. It's easy to lose yourself. In order to make him happy, I desperately want to be what he likes. Such as tenderness, such as virtuous ... It's really pitiful.

6. Emotions are easily influenced. Once they have a conflict, they will be too sad to concentrate on their work or study.

7. Too much entertainment, even if you are no longer happy, you should smile carefully to please his relatives and friends.

8. Invisibly lost many suitors and gave up a large dense forest …

9. Before I had a boyfriend, the children called me Sister Mei when they saw me. After having a boyfriend, the children have been calling me aunt since they saw me. beat ...

10. Before I had no boyfriend, I slept alone in the big bed; After I have a boyfriend, I want to squeeze into a bed with him. He occupies two-thirds of the bed area, and he wants to grab the quilt with me and cry to death.

1 1. Before you have a boyfriend, you can sleep until dawn when you want to sleep at night; After having a boyfriend, even if I am tired again, I will bite the bullet and insist on ... sweating when I hear him tell me that he wants * * *.

12. If you have a boyfriend, you can't chat qq with boys while surfing the Internet, otherwise the consequences will be very serious.

13. Although the good girl has never done housework at home, she still has to play the role of nanny when she comes to her boyfriend's house. That grievance in my heart …

14. Dress according to his eyes. You can't wear sexy and revealing clothes such as low-cut and miniskirts.

15. I always worry about my body and have to lose weight desperately.

16. I am worried about whether I will change my mind and be taken away by other women. I am often in a state of anxiety.

17. Pay more attention to your own dress and have to spend more time on buying clothes and skin care products.

18. Although I hate children very much, I am still anxious about his parents wanting children, which adds a lot of trouble.

19. It is easy to form economic and psychological dependence, which makes me lack independent psychology.

20. You can't dress up as cute as you want. Are you always worried about whether you are really old in your early twenties? ! Because when I put on the fashion hairpin, he will throw me a mindless sentence "You are past that age, only children aged 6 or 7 wear it like this"! I really want to kick him out at this time!

2 1. This often bothers me. For example, no matter how I hinted and cut to the chase, he still didn't know how to address me kindly. Every time I hear two other couples kissing and calling each other nicknames, I think of my wooden fish head who doesn't know emotional appeal … almost makes me angry.

22. I can't be chic any more. I must consider his feelings before doing anything. Really tired.

23. You will be accused of putting sex before friends.

24. You can't accept many invitations or gifts from handsome guys because he will be jealous.

25. When shopping, don't go crazy, because he will be impatient.

26. Life expectancy will be shortened, and sometimes it will become his punching bag for male chauvinism. No matter what happens, even if it has nothing to do with me, he will lose his temper with me as long as he is in a bad mood.

27. waste time. He spent a lot of time thinking about him when he was on a business trip.

28. Waste saliva and always ask such nonsense questions as "Do you love me or not?". .

29. After having a boyfriend, many friends of the opposite sex are no longer responsive.

All his energy is on him, and he has no other time to experience the whole world, so his vision becomes narrow.

3 1. I have no time to love myself, because my feelings are used to love him.

32. Not getting married has become a dream.

33. I used to buy clothes only in women's clothing stores, but now I want to go to men's clothing stores to buy underwear and socks for him, or I want to help him buy other things.

Every time my period is not on time, I worry about whether I am pregnant or not.

35. If you accidentally get pregnant, you will have a miscarriage. If you don't have a boyfriend, you don't have to worry about these things at all.

36. You can't wash and dress slowly after getting up, or he will rush desperately.

37. A lot of brains and saliva are wasted. Every time I buy a lot of clothes to go home, I try my best to cheat him and say that I only bought a few. When I put on new clothes, I will lie to him again and say that I have already bought them. How did you find out now? Don't care about me at all!

When I do what I want to do, I am no longer free, because he will complain that I don't accompany him, and then I will spend a lot of time coaxing him.

When he is on a business trip, he often worries about his safety and health.

40. A lot of energy is wasted. When he doesn't return messages or answer the phone, he should be thinking in fear. Did he change his mind? Was he with another woman? Did he do it on purpose? Did he stop loving me …

4 1. Sometimes you become like a dissatisfied housewife, complaining to others every now and then about his shortcomings.

42. Photos of handsome guys can no longer be hung around or put in wallets.

43. Don't go out with friends of the opposite sex again, or he will be jealous.

44. Frequent complaints and psychological imbalance. Why is my boyfriend not as rich as someone's boyfriend? Why is my boyfriend not as handsome as someone's boyfriend?

45. The greater my hope, the more disappointed I am. For example, sometimes his promise is just to make me happy for a while, but in fact he can't do it at all.

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In short, after having a boyfriend, there are many shortcomings, and nothing goes well! I really want to dump him at once and live a free and single life ... but, alas, by contrast, I suddenly find that having a boyfriend has more benefits ... I finally put up with it shamefully ...1