The humorous copy of Tanabata

A humorous copy of Tanabata (selected 6 sentences)

In study, work and even life, when it comes to copywriting, everyone must be familiar with it. Copying has the characteristics of concise words and distinct meaning. Do you know what kind of copy can be called a classic? The following is a humorous copy (selected 6 sentences) I compiled for you, for reference only. Let's take a look.

humorous copy of Tanabata 1

1. It's almost Tanabata. People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm?

2. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

3. Tanabata is not terrible. What is terrible is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with others.

4. I waited for Qixi, but I didn't wait for you I love.

5, Valentine's Day, still the same, get drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

6. Everyone who says "Long live single" will remain silent when they see a couple.

7. It's easy to fall in love with someone, but it's too difficult to be together. Officially joined the ranks of single aristocrats on Tanabata.

8. Chinese Valentine's Day is used for breaking up, and April Fool's Day is used for confession.

9. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming. Look after the objects with objects, and prepare gasoline for those without objects.

1. It's Valentine's Day. I wish all the girlfriends who have girlfriends come to have their period.

11. When Valentine's Day comes, all the lovers in the street are holding hands, but I can only hold hands with my left hand.

12. Every present is our future memory.

13. It's funny that everyone says I'm single. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a body!

14. We don't accept gifts on Tanabata this year, but only accept boyfriends.

15. Tanabata is coming, and I miss you and spend it alone.

16. Really, let the Chinese Valentine's Day pass after zero zero. Old people like us are waiting for the Double Ninth Festival.

17. I'll bet you 5 bottles of Wangzai if you take off the bill on Tanabata.

18. On Tanabata alone, the wind is clear and the clouds are light.

19. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It's against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

2 and 7 are odd numbers, so I want you to make a double even number.

21. Every Valentine's Day is a kind of pain for a single person.

22. In the past few days, there have been violent storms, thunder and lightning. Please don't panic, because there are too many men who swear in the state of Qixi, so it is normal to keep thundering.

23. Friends who don't have a date on Tanabata, let's set up a stall to sell dog food.

24. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else on Tanabata, you will still feel involved.

25. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

26, Tanabata is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

27. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, go to a nearby coffee shop for a cappuccino and savor the first love.

28. Some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying false love words, while April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

29. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home, played a day's confrontation, tapped the mouse, and extinguished one pair, one pair and another.

3. Thank you for your constant company, and I like the gift you gave me.

31. Tanabata is Valentine's Day. Being single is only invisible!

32. Let me spend Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, and Valentine's Day alone. You can also let me spend the exam alone if you have the ability.

33. I finally know the reason why I am single. What I like doesn't like me, and what I like doesn't know.

34. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a photo. When you get married, the object is not that person, so I will send the photo to you in a red envelope!

35. Standing on the other side of missing, the distance within your reach is as far as the Pacific Ocean.

36. I wish you an oral ulcer when kissing on Valentine's Day, an allergic reaction when sending flowers and pollen, an electric shock immediately when holding hands, a fire at the candlelight dinner table, a snake bite when playing in the field, and a movie theater explosion. Happy Tanabata!

37. The duck that received a gift from Chinese Valentine's Day is also a happy duck today.

38. Watch the celestial phenomena at night tonight. If there is no accident, this Tanabata has nothing to do with you.

39. I don't want anything for Valentine's Day on Chinese Valentine's Day, as long as you say to me, "I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future."

4. Wear headphones. This Chinese Valentine's Day has nothing to do with me. A humorous copy of Tanabata 2

1. Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, while I am drinking 7-up.

2. In a few days, it will be Valentine's Day. The whole world stinks of love, but I am different, smelling of single dog.

3. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata. Nonsense, it's not a person. Is it a dog? It's true now that I think about it.

4. Don't be silly about those who say they rent themselves on Tanabata, okay? Usually no one wants it for free, but now they collect money.

5. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

6. What are you going to give me on Tanabata? I'll send you away thousands of miles away.

7. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

8. Asking what Tanabata is in the world is killing single dog.

9. Someone asked me to celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day. I was decisive and refused. On this day, you have to enjoy loneliness alone to be different.

1, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so that Tanabata will be ruined!

11. On Chinese Valentine's Day, my sister lived alone, holding chocolates and strolling the streets.

12. Watch the celestial phenomena at night tonight. If there is no accident, this Tanabata has nothing to do with you.

13. I'm not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I'm afraid the person I like will spend it with others.

14. Don't bask in chocolates, flowers and gifts on Tanabata. Send your boyfriend out to bask in it and see if there are any duplicates.

15. Do you want to make a mistake and make a lasting regret? Here comes the opportunity.

16. Hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When you meet a man, you will call Dad, and when you meet a woman, you will call Mom. If you can split a pair, it is a pair.

17. Really, let the Chinese Valentine's Day pass after zero zero. Old people like us are waiting for the Double Ninth Festival.

18. On Valentine's Day on Chinese Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or talk. Is that ok?

19. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Qixi. I lightly said two words "skip"!

2. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. I will shut up when I should, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.