April Fool’s Day Confession Sentence Copy (81 Sentences)

1. Hey, out of a litter of piglets, you are the only one who is good!

2. Sister, I want to snore for you.

3. Your embrace is my only shoulder.

4. This love has filled my life with joy and sorrow.

5. Don’t cry, I can’t hold you through the screen.

6. There is no end to the sea of ??suffering, but it’s me who will turn back...turn back.

7. I allow you to marry me, be proud of it!

8. Fascinated by your eyes, there are traces of the Milky Way.

9. The person I love most is you. Unfortunately, I sent the message to the wrong person.

10. Between the moonlight and the snow, you are the third pure color.

11. Are there any police around? I'm going to steal your heart.

12. Only when you care can you think wildly. If you don’t care, you won’t even think about it.

13. I want to finish the cherry pie you made and then eat your little cherries.

14. Loving you is my patent, let’s see who dares to do illegal things?

15. You are the only person I want to send text messages to when I am drunk.

16. The moment you smiled, I even thought of the name of my child!

17. Let me dig deep into your bones and become one with you.

18. Do you know what kind of person I want to become? Become your person.

19. Are you lost? Otherwise, why can’t you get out of my heart?

20. You have one mouth and I have another mouth. We are two couples.

21. I think you are like a game. What game? Minecraft.

22. Because I like you, through your light, I have seen a world I have never seen before.

23. If I hadn’t met you, I could have endured the loneliness.

24. I would like to share a room with you, three meals a day for two people, four seasons, and spend my whole life with you surrounded by mountains and seas.

25. There are 100 ways to be sweet, including eating candies, cakes, and missing you 98 times a day.

26. I only need to be lucky twice in life, once to meet you and once to go to the end.

27. There are rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

28. Will the white wolf transform into a girl at night? Haha, I accidentally discovered the truth.

29. I want to kiss you, hug you, linger with your body, and make your body tremble.

30. I have a toothache recently because I often miss you at night and it feels too sweet, which will cause tooth decay.

31. If you have the ability, take care of yourself, otherwise just let me take care of you!

32. Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to believe in myths casually.

33. Meeting you has spent all my luck, and I will never have the chance to get the multiple choice question right again.

34. I hate all weather other than sunny days, but if you come, I will accompany you through wind, rain, thunder and lightning.

35. Pretend to be stupid, and suffering a loss is a blessing. Foolish people are blessed by being content, and they are always happy. On April Fool's Day, be happy and stupid!

36. I want to give you everything. Hope and light can save you from sorrow and give you the courage to brave the distance.

37. The people closest to you may not know what you need most, but they definitely know what you are most afraid of losing.

38. You have to hold my hand when walking. When I was a child, my teacher didn’t follow me. Did you say that you should carry valuables with you?

39. Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder everyone says you are... bloated!

40. Maybe happiness lies in the sunshine. Surrounded by me, holding a cup of hot tea in my hand, I miss your gentle smile.

41. From now on, the mountains are also you, and the sea is also you. All the warmth and coldness in this world are because of you.

42. Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"!

43 , There is a thick night in your eyes, and the full moon hangs, pouring into my heart, making me think about it day by day and unforgettable at night.

44. If IE is brave enough for you to set it as your default browser, then I am brave enough to ask you out.

45. You are mine and no one can take it away. I am so domineering. I am yours, no one can take it away, I just give up.

46. To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

47. The above is a selection of 81 April Fools’ Day confession sentences that I shared with you on Meiwen.com. You are welcome to read and collect them.

48. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this!! I know you!! Such bullying! I am so sorry for the pig!

49. Love doesn’t know where it starts. It goes deeper and deeper. The living can die, and the dead can live. To be alive but not to die, to be dead but not to be resurrected, is not the result of love.

50. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.

51. When Tang Seng took his three disciples to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"

52. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a smelly cesspit. After you climbed up, you said: After all, I was born in a good era, and even the cesspool smelled delicious.

53. There was a snake. One day, I woke up and crawled out of the lake. I was biting cake. I didn’t know why it was eaten, but my body kept quaking. I was later caught by the farmer. Haha, Happy April Fool's Day!

54. The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; the protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; the protagonist of Children's Day is cuteness; but the protagonist of April Fool's Day is u, and the director is i! Fool Happy Holidays!

55. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is falling off. ……

56. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that he would only shake his head or answer "no" no matter what question he was asked. Have you heard of this story?

57. It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! It’s ok! Happy April Fool's Day!

58. Your influence is so widespread, so huge, and so far-reaching! That I can't do anything today except tease you...April Fool's Day Happy!

59. I miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the most comfortable time, and know that you are enough in this world when I am most frustrated.

60. When you smile, I feel happier than when I see my favorite team winning; when you cry, I feel more helpless than when I see my favorite player get injured. You are already a part of me. .

61. A fool is self-sufficient, a fool is happy with himself, a fool is self-aware, and a fool is self-sufficient. May you be happy on April Fool's Day, be at ease, be happy, and have a bumper harvest! Hee hee!

62. Wood is used to make furniture, scholars understand poetry, and money is what everyone thinks about. , what is cultivated is talent, what women want is a figure, whoever sends a message is a genius, and whoever is reading the text message is a fool!

63. Demo! Drink Langjiu, walk like a dog, sing folk songs and walk on water. ; With a lovelorn hair style and passionate steps; with a pair of tattered eyes, looking for the rain and dew of love everywhere, you are so cool!

64. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: after farting Finally, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell.

If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

65. I really hope to be with you. I don’t know how far we can go together, but I Know that the end result is that I will love you until the end of my life, whether we are still together or not.

66. Jiehuazhai has never returned. On this day, a person who looked exactly like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said he might be a goblin. Tang Monk said: Try sending a text message. If you send a message, it will be Bajie. If you don’t reply, it will be a goblin!

67. I really like your big ears, broad face, thick lips and dark eyes. Your singing voice is amazing, and the lyrics are always in the same tune - hum hum hum. You are my pet piglet!

68. Has anyone ever told you: You look very special? You have thick eyebrows and big eyes like Zhu Shimao, a tall nose like Jiancang Gao, and a curled mouth. That Xingzi is super. I'll fool you, but I'll fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!

69. It's been really cold these two days, you must take good care of yourself, don't freeze - as the saying goes Said: People's legs are frozen, pigs' mouths are frozen. I have already put on my woolen pants. You should also buy a mask quickly

70. I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. Pigs are afraid of getting strong if they are not famous. , For the fool's sake, the fool will ignore it, and the fool will know that it is a matter of success or failure. If you don't believe it, you will definitely be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day

71. Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool's disease recently. The symptom is always looking at text messages with a mobile phone and grinning. The most serious one, you have to be careful!

72. The most important relationship in the world is the relationship between yourself and yourself. However, it would be great if there is someone who can fall in love with you. , I am willing to be this person, are you willing to accept me?

73. The water knows the depth of the fish; God knows the freedom of the bird; nature knows the happiness of the insect; I know your happiness: you must be giggling silently, it is your holiday It’s coming soon, Happy April Fool’s Day!

74. Today is April Fool’s Day. I’m issuing a special Fool’s Order. I’m going to bark like a puppy, and I’ll be in a wonderful mood. Smile three times to the sky, and your good luck will never stop. I advise you. Execute quickly, come and travel quickly, you have to ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.

75. On April Fool's Day, how can I bear to fool you? If I don't fool you, I will be "foolish" and unhappy! In order to "fool" you and have fun together, I have been "foolish" myself for many years. Friendship is the only way to be "stupid". I would like to advise you: Happy April Fool's Day!

76. The college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and then asked him: Tell me, where are you from? ?If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you to death! A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I’m from Radio and TV University!

77. April Fool’s Day, fools will be fooled. Fools are fooled, fools are fooled, fools are fooled, fools are entertained, fools are entertained, fools are entertained, fools are entertained, are you happy? Happy April Fools' Day!

78. China Mobile Communications users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam the mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can. Repeat it a few times and the mobile phone will return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day!

79. Don't fool me, I'm just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, happiness in life, and communication of emotions, "Fool" wishes you a fool-proof job without stress, and a life as wise as a fool. No worries, April Fools’ Day will make the people laugh happily together!

80. When you eat, I wash the dishes; when you sleep, I clean; when you go out, I look after the door; when you go to play, I work overtime; When you are free, I make money; when you spend money, I have no complaints; when you are angry, I comfort you. Marry me, I love you, I will use my hard work to exchange for your happiness!

81. I give you the twelve zodiac signs: I wish you to be as wise as a mouse, as strong as an ox, as bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as charming as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as gentle as a sheep, and as naughty as a sheep. Like a monkey, beautiful like a chicken, loyal like a dog, and long like a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!