Talk about the humor of running five times in an instant

Here are some humorous remarks about "running five in a moment":

1. "I'm running for five in an instant, and I still feel like that 18-year-old boy, but the pimples on my face have turned into wrinkles."

2. "After running for five, I can finally tell others with confidence that I am an' old' person."

3. "I feel that I just graduated yesterday and today I have become an old bird in the workplace."

4. "After running five times, we can finally stop worrying about whether we are too young, because we have reached the age of' old'."

5. "When I ran five, I felt that I was still idolized yesterday, and today I became a dream catcher."

6. "After running five times, we can finally stop worrying about whether we are too fat, because we are old."

7. "I feel like I was playing a game yesterday, and today I am a game developer."

8. "After running five times, we finally don't have to worry about whether we are too poor, because we are old."

9. "I feel as if I was busy at work yesterday, and now I am a housewife."

10. "After running for five, we finally don't have to worry about whether it is too curtilage, because we have reached the age of' old'."