What are some funny sentences that make people happy?

What are some funny sentences that make people happy?

1. There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around. I don't know how to get there.

When quarreling with others, it is best to go to the stairs to quarrel. This has the advantage that both sides have a step down after the quarrel.

People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they are more practical and just want to get rid of poverty.

The reason why I lose weight is because once I find that I have lost a little weight, I want to eat something to celebrate.

Short legs. Don't be afraid of being short. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.

6. The most terrible thing about shopping is that you said a price with trepidation, and it is difficult for the boss to agree instantly!

7. Adult life is not easy except that it is easy to be poor and fat.

8. In the final analysis, women are emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

9. You said you knew me when I turned to dust. I took photos with my beauty camera and sent them to my circle of friends. You ask below: Who is this?