Funny sentences of myopia

Myopia is a concept of vision, which refers to the symptoms that you can't see clearly in your sight range, but you can see clearly what is near. Under the premise of static refraction, distant objects cannot converge in the retina, but form a focus in front of the retina, thus causing visual distortion and blurring of distant objects. The following is a funny sentence about myopia compiled by a short article for everyone.

Funny sentences about myopia

1. A nearsighted man came to the farm and suddenly a gust of wind blew away his flower scarf. He began to chase, but the wind was too strong, and the scarf flew and fell off for a while. He chased for half an hour and didn't catch it. At this time, a peasant woman who had been watching all this loudly asked him, "Hello, sir, what are you doing?" "Oh, madam, I'm chasing my scarf. You know, the wind is too strong ... "He panted. After hearing this, the peasant woman said angrily, "Nonsense! You are obviously chasing my little hen! "

Second, watching IMAX movies for the first time, I feel that the audio-visual effect is much better than ordinary 3D movies, but as a nearsighted person, wearing big 3D glasses is really tiring. Fortunately, the movie is wonderful, and the magical world is really magical. There is a beast fried chicken in it, the name is forgotten. . . . . . It's worth seeing anyway.

Third, Baoding can make a scene without special effects. I don't think it's useful to have good eyes. Anyway, seeing the world with our nearsighted eyes is no different from seeing the world with your discerning eyes …

Fourth, the sadness of myopia, I went to the canteen to eat today and told my aunt in the canteen that I wanted broccoli. My aunt and the chef inside looked at me and said there was no broccoli. Then I pointed to the pile of vegetables, and my aunt said it was mustard boiled meatballs. ...

For a nearsighted person, seeing without glasses depends entirely on listening.

6. Once myopia occurs, it will not only bring a lot of inconvenience to patients' lives, but also prevent them from attending their favorite schools or engaging in their ideal careers because of poor eyesight. Because of many occupations and jobs, such as navigation, aviation, precision instruments, military industry, high technology and so on. It is very demanding for naked eye vision. The hazards of myopia, poor eyesight, dry eyes and fatigue often affect the quality of study, life and work.

Huaiyuan myopia famous aphorism

I think about it every day when I study. Don't wait to think about it.

Not this year's bamboo, but next year's bamboo shoots.

● Don't waste kudzu root in winter and fur in summer.

● Don't be humiliated, be prepared for danger in times of peace = catch a big fish in a long line.

● Release the harrier with a long rope.

● A hundred-year life limit is not allowed, and a hundred-year plan is indispensable.

● The country is the foundation of ten generations, and the family has inherited the industry for a hundred years (Korea)

People who are unlucky today may be lucky tomorrow, so a shrewd diplomat always leaves room for the future (romain rolland)

● If a person thinks that he can do something unusual in his life, he has more chances of success than a poor man without lofty ideals (bernard malamud)

If you drink today, you will be drunk today.

● Only pay attention to the present and make trouble in the future.

Low and undivided.

● Regardless of the past.

● The wolf has no overnight meat, and the mouse has no overnight food.

● rob Peter to pay Paul.

As low as pig iron, iron pot.

● Pick up firewood to sell and buy firewood to burn.

One day's peace is a hundred years' trouble.

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