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Humorous sentences about going home for the New Year.

1. Happy New Year, uncle and aunt. I didn't do well in the exam I'm not hungry. I don't have a boyfriend yet. I started school in February. I have a lot of homework. I advanced into the house.

2, the New Year, talk about what political achievements, hurt feelings.

From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative spent a year in vain.

Every new year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.

5. The object is called New Year's Eve, and the object is called staying up late.

6. Although it is said that there is no flavor of the year, we can really watch the Spring Festival Evening properly, and then say happy New Year to each other, and the year begins again.

7. My New Year's resolution this year is to be thinner and have a bigger wallet. Please don't make any more mistakes. Last year, I did the right thing.

8. My age really makes me doubt whether I can get lucky money this year.

9. I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

10, I am most afraid to see a child smiling at you with his ears covered, and you still don't know where the gun is.

1 1. It's time to visit relatives and friends during the Spring Festival. Be sure to show your elders this year and ask your cousins how the final exam was. That's how I care about the next generation.

12. In the days when I can't see my beloved, I feel that all my new clothes are bought for nothing.

13. We used to be inseparable, but now we don't even have the courage to say Happy New Year.

14, be happy every day in your life, and don't care how you spend the New Year.

15, don't send me any holiday wishes for the New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.