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Classic Quotations of Chicken Soup for Couples' Soul

First, the friendship between the opposite sex is often deformed in the eyes of the secular and eventually killed. The parties themselves think it is friendship, but onlookers will inevitably question the authenticity of this friendship. Therefore, heterosexual friendship is possible in theory, but it is very difficult to operate in practice and the probability of success is very low.

Second, men are wild animals and should be kept everywhere. If one day he feels that he is not free, he will try his best to break the rope in your hand and run away at night.

Third, if you get married, even if you wear fetters, you should wear them when dancing! If you want absolute freedom, don't get married at all. The classic quotations of the battle for marriage are too classic.

Fourth, communication, communication, anyone can say how fashionable this word is, but it is really not easy to get rid of it.

5. Which wife is not sitting on the crater?

6. Men are like this. You can't do it without paying attention to him. He said you didn't do your wife's job well, and you couldn't do it if you paid too much attention to him. He said you stared at him all day, out of breath!

Calling the right number at the right time is romantic, and calling the wrong number at the wrong time is harassment. ...

Eight, the spirit of Ah Q In today's view, it is a healthy mentality and a weapon of self-liberation! In the face of difficulties, Ah Q can calm himself down in a few minutes. Do you have this ability? I can't refuse to accept others.

I don't have the ability to earn my own family business like you, so I want to share the success of men. But this is nothing, women are born to share the fruits of men's victory!

Ten, as the saying goes, the fence is not fastened, and wild dogs come in. It's time for me to reinforce the bunker and repair the wall!

First, single is understanding, love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is waste, and many lovers are animals.

If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say I love you once!

Third, I sincerely greet you. I have a dream that I want to build here: to build a house to live with you and me, with the summer breeze gently clasping and the bright moon hugging around, and you and I will hold hands from now on. Will you help me realize this dream?

4. Your happiness, my sweetness, your melancholy and my sadness. Although I am not everything to you, I hope I will always be yours. Do you know that I miss you on Tanabata?

The lingering twilight, a few thoughts, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting, Happy Valentine's Day!

6. May my little greeting card float lightly in your Hua Meng like a beautiful butterfly, and fly down in your Hua Meng like a cheerful sparrow, singing a song of blessing.

7. When I finally stopped coming near you, I suddenly realized that it was enough to look at you from a distance and listen to you as before. As for love or not, give time to question it.

Although I can't spend this Valentine's Day with you, I will water this red rose with my love for you and give it to you with the bright moon that night. Happy Valentine's Day!

Nine, the spring dream is traceless, the spring rain is silent, and when the spring night is lonely, don't think about tenderness; The flowers that should be thanked have been thanked, and the flowers that should be opened are in bloom. Where are the people who should come? Still walking on the road?

Baby, my love, my heart is with you; Your heartbeat is connected with my blood, and your pace is the rhythm of my life; Even if all the lovesickness turns to dust, I will never give up.

Eleven, in this world, maybe someone is better than me, but no one knows you better than me; Maybe someone is more suitable for you than me, but no one loves you more than me; I will always be with you!

Twelve, the stars are gorgeous, the night dreams are lingering, the frost and fog are lingering, and the maple leaves are fluttering. Wan Li is cloudless in the crisp autumn, worried, and the rain falls on my heart, splashing my thoughts. Everything in front of me is you, dear, I miss you.

Thirteen, I never thought that you, who love me deeply, are drifting away in my confidence. I hate myself. Why do I have it but don't cherish it? Unfortunately now, I only wish you happiness and peace!

Fourteen, when Valentine's Day meets Spring Festival, when roses meet chocolate, when I meet you, when love meets love. In the brand-new year. Let romance continue and happiness last forever.

Fifteen, God said that everyone is a semicircle, and this life is looking for another semicircle. I found it, and that's you. You will always be the treasure in my hands until my life.

Sixteen, looking at you, really nice, stuffed with Xinjiang roast leg of lamb; Holding you, although fat, has weight in my heart. Honey, please, leave me alone.

Sorry, dear, I can't promise to love you for ten thousand years. The only thing I can do is to love you every day of my life. All my love belongs to you.

Eighteen, that kiss, that hug, that sweet and warm morning; That bowl of soup, that thoughtfulness, that romantic night. I am happy every day from your efforts!

Nineteen, the moonlight has entangled the past time. Missing will make me lose my way. Memories flow freely in my heart. Where are you now? You are the direction of my dream and hope.

If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance; If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.