Ask for some modal particles, such as hee hee, haha and so on.

Ask for some modal particles, such as hee hee, haha, hehe, hehe, uh huh, uh huh. Oh, oh.

Ok, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 1. Since the first day we opened our eyes to see the world, we have only seen two kinds of people, men and women. They belong to two different camps, and in order to completely subdue each other, everyone pinches each other to death. According to a distant legend, there is something called love. Can completely end this war. So everyone rushed to find and fantasize. It was only when I found my head broken that I found out that this feeling was also concocted by others in the book, so everyone was more desperate and more painful. Pinch each other to death. In fact, men and women are never familiar.

2. Everyone will know a few people who are both useless and enthusiastic. This enthusiasm comes from their confidence in themselves, and this strong sense of faith makes them never realize that others are bored and afraid of them.

Luo Shuquan is my best friend. Every time I want to die, I go to him. After finding him, I don't want to die, because every time he is worse than me.

4. Is love totally unreasonable? When we ask the people we love, why do you like me? She replied, I like you because I like you for no reason. Should we really believe this sentence? If so, how did love end? So is love at first sight. The first time I saw a person, I had a deep affection. What else can it be because of besides looks and temperament? We will not fall in love with a beautiful pig at first sight. We deliberately ignore these because we want to be noble.

Everyone walks with his partner in the stream of people, hoping to be watched, and feeling a kind of unity and sympathy in jealous eyes. This kind of vision is a silent force, which will bring you together and gradually separate you. In fact, it is very vain and practical. Love can be ignored at this time.

6. liking someone doesn't necessarily require any reason or result. He doesn't like me, so I want him to see that I am happy.

7. I began to find that everyone likes another person for a reason. There is no love for no reason in this world. Besides wealth and status, beauty and talent, there may be other things, such as wanting a similar comfort, satisfying vanity, escaping from the past and venting some feelings. These are all in the name of love, some are faded, and some are really in love with you. The reason is not terrible, but terrible.

8. Choice, the most important thing is choice. From the day we were born, we had no choice but our parents, because it existed before we were born, and everything else was optional.

I don't know what a confidante means to a man. She may be an outlet to know about women, a playmate when she is not in love, or just a virtual emotional environment, which makes our lonely hearts find some comfort. After all, at this age, we rarely dare to pay seriously. But no matter what, a confidante is the one who helps you find confidence, courage and strength. Such a precious person, don't let her become a possible stranger because of impulsive loneliness or loss.

10. When your woman is extremely sad, as her man, all you can do is hold her silently, and then ... cry worse than her!

1 1. Pure? I don't think there is a pure relationship between men and women. Can a relationship between men and women be pure?

12. What do you mean? According to you, men and women can't be friends?

13. Ordinary friends are definitely fine, but this good friend, to a certain extent, is definitely problematic.

14. I am an advantage now, and I can find my own value in such a painful situation. This time, you successfully hit your boyfriend with it and pulled back a game for you. I feel very gratified. Feelings are like this. You stab me, I stab you, you stab me, I stab you again and count each other's wounds. Almost.

15. Many things can only grow if they are faced.

16. One of the most common mistakes people, especially women, make is to lose themselves in love. At that time, women tend to become pessimistic, stubborn and obsessed, not what men like, or even what women like, which will make men more and more annoying and impatient.

17. You only have five years to choose the rest of your life. In five years, you won't be able to brush the floor. You are still wasting such precious time on such a man who is unreliable at first sight. A few years later, he was only in his thirties and still a flower. What about you? The flowers are gone.

18. Our women's lifelong dream is to find a good man. Your men's lifelong dream is to find countless beautiful women.

19. "Men are born to give money to women."

"Why?"

"Can't you see that money is printed on people's heads? I'll give you money when the woman's head is printed. "

20. Beauty is God's best gift to women, no, it is the most powerful weapon to punish men.

2 1. Why can women cry and be pitied, but men can cry and be spurned?

22. Men choose brainless beauty or educated but mediocre-looking women; Woman, choose a poor man who is good to you but has no money, or a rich bastard who is bad to you.

23. Love is actually just a means of making friends. In love, women often take love too seriously; Men will regard love as a game, while women sometimes regard games as love.

24. Looking at the people flow in this city from a certain angle at a certain time, you will find that all people are the same, with the same expression and the same pace, going to the same place to do the same thing, just like the products on a factory assembly line. These people all have the motivation to live, and a large part of this motivation comes from one person. This person knows all your worries and all your behavior patterns. When you are depressed, it is your delivery liquid and trash can, and when you are happy, it is your toast. This man is called a confidant!

25. We are always choosing and measuring different indicators. Choose rich people, height1.8m, bust, education, attack direction and escape route. Because this time is not perfect, we can only choose what is most beneficial to us, and choosing to be the reason why we are not eliminated has become a magic weapon for us to live. Men wander in the shock of women's beauty and the pleasure brought by talented women who can talk and laugh. The only thing a woman remembers is the one who is bad for you. Rich people used to treat you so well with money. We can't choose, because we have long forgotten that when we really want something in our hearts, we don't have to choose.

26. Every morning, countless men and women leave their homes and go to work in their respective places in the street. They have different ideals and different occupations. But they belong to two different camps-men and women. Over the years, people in these two camps have been fighting with each other. While retaining their privileges, they should get more privileges from each other's injuries. They were so greedy that they never signed a fair and reasonable agreement. When two people date, it is natural for a woman to be late, but it is not reliable for a man to be late. How to explain it is useless! )

From the day of birth, men and women have countless advantages and disadvantages. Why do men pursue women? Why do women keep running away? When you were chased by me as prey, why did you tell me what to do in turn? In fact, men and women are like two puzzles. Only when you find your own piece will you be happy and satisfied. At least left watched Mickey cry, and he suddenly realized a huge mistake. When a woman is extremely sad, all you can do is hug her silently. Then, crying worse than her. Because no matter how you compare it, every woman's innate maternal love will always be the greatest love you have ever experienced.

28. Women say they will live all their lives, but the truly valuable life is only a few years. Only 10 years, that is, from 20 to 30 years old. God only gave us this 10 year to choose our future life, and we will give this 10 year selection list for the next few decades!

29. A woman's lifelong dream is to find a good man, and a man's lifelong dream is to find countless beautiful women.

30. What is it to love someone and lose a little self-esteem? It doesn't matter who speaks first, what matters is to love each other, and don't miss true love because you dare not speak first.

3 1. Things are not said, but done. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.

32. Everyone has a history, so do you and me. Before we met again, we all had our own experiences. There is no way to change the past, and it has become you and me now. We met and fell in love, and only the future can be changed. Every moment now determines the future, and every moment in the future is in our hands.

33. We live in a rapidly changing world. Love alone is not enough. Some things you take for granted. When you lose them, you realize that you are not qualified. Just like a tourist, God once visited you. Fortunately, this time, let me know that I am not only me, but also a stronger self is waiting for me in the future. How much anxiety and panic there is in every man's heart, because there are so many wolves in this world, and I, a sheepdog, have to give up my meekness and shine the brightest light towards this world.

34. If you don't grow at a loss, you will lose. When you grow up and understand, you will know that a man like you is good, can be kept and will not give up.

35. Many times we forget that etiquette is just a form. Doesn't mean anything. If you are held back by it, you will change your destiny. Luo Shuquan doesn't know whether what he did is right or wrong, but one thing he can be sure of is that he and Amy really broke up now. Because this last etiquette is so rude and decisive. When you break another woman's heart to protect her, there is no etiquette and no room except to say goodbye gently.

Loyalty is one of the most beautiful words in the world. Since the birth of mankind, it has been deeply rooted in each of us. It has no legal definition, but it is everywhere; It has no written agreement, and the criteria for evaluation are so clear. From the state to the political parties, from social relations to religious beliefs, no one has ever doubted its reason for existence. It has no space, so it is easy to get and lose. Just like in love, loyalty is like money. Only when you don't have it, do you realize that it was by your side.

37. Loyalty has nothing to do with each other. It's just the most precious thing in your heart, the thing you want to cherish and care for most. For the integrity of this thing, you would rather remove all the strength and all the obstacles and make this thing clean in your heart. Even if this person leaves, even if you want to get rid of this loyalty, we all forget that sometimes betraying yourself is the most painful thing.

38. Only when you hurt others and know that it hurts, can you understand compassion.

39. A man has no right to ask the woman who loves him to suffer with him. A person should have his own career. We live in a real world, which is cruel. Therefore, we must have strength!

40. If the enemy doesn't move and I don't move, I will move at sixes and sevens when the enemy moves.

4 1. We live in a changing world every second, and sometimes friendship is more reliable than love. Friends can wait silently when you are in the most difficult time and leave when you are safe, while lovers sometimes do the opposite. Friendship between men and women is different. Men are so rude and simple, while women's friendship is gentle and complicated. When the friendship between men and women meets the love between men and women, it will quickly become two camps.

42. We all need love, just as we all need friendship. We are constantly searching in this world because we are indispensable.

43. The definition of girlfriend can develop various answers with different understandings of everyone. Some people hold hands as girlfriends, and some people have experienced everything but deny each other that they have ever known each other.

44. There is nothing wrong with being the boss's girlfriend. Better than being a beggar's girlfriend. When I was your girlfriend, I didn't get paid.

45. Sometimes the people we loved not only exist in memory, but also reappear in your life without warning, wearing completely different smiles and brand-new clothes. At this time, is she an old love or a new love? In fact, everyone you have treated with your heart is timed. When you don't know, the only thing you can be sure of is that your life now, on that day, will change again.

46. There are about 6 billion people in this world, 6 billion. That is to say, theoretically, as soon as you go out, you can meet any of them on the street. You pass these people by and stare at each other. If you miss these people in the vast sea of people, you will never see them again. Some of these people will become your friends, colleagues, lovers, and others, with a one-in-a-million chance, will become your life partner. What does marriage mean for this era? Is it the most extreme form of love or the most helpless compromise on life?

47. Falling in love with a married man is often not out of love, not because the other person is mature, not because the other person is steady, and not because of any responsibility. It is precisely that taboo that satisfies every woman's deep impulse to throw herself at each other. When will you understand that what you think is heavier than a thousand kilograms is actually only that light?

48. There are two kinds of people in this world, men and women. In most cases, men are responsible for inventions, and women are responsible for accepting and enjoying such inventions. From cold weapons to nuclear weapons, men enjoy their own weapons, but women suffer heavy losses. Among these inventions, one can be deeply utilized by women, while men are afraid to run around. This invention is a word called sexual harassment.

49. Everything in this world has its own type, and so do feelings. However, whether it is office romance, old lover, brother-sister romance or brother-sister ambiguity, what we are actually looking for in this world is only a kind of warmth. This warmth, for different people, presents different forms and becomes different types. In fact, there are no types in this world. What needs to be classified is never feelings, but people's hearts.

50. When two people are together, it is not only sincerity, but sometimes tactics and sometimes skills. One of them is called, whoever speaks first dies first.

5 1. Some people say that when two people are together, they will really change their minds. Some people say that when two people are together, their hearts are more ruthless. Luo Shuquan can't be as cruel as Amy, so he loses. Only when he loses can he get what he wants. So in fact, in the relationship between two people, he is never competing with each other, but with his own self-esteem. In fact, sometimes it's okay to lose a little self-esteem. Loving someone is not something that needs too much self-esteem.

52. After we were born, primary schools, middle schools and universities gradually separated from our parents. We live alone, we love each other, and I

When we break up, we are still lonely, and occasionally we wonder if there will be someone with us day and night, but I know it in my heart.

Tao is so lonely in our hearts. It is loneliness that makes us long for company.

53. We live in this world and meet people we love. It happens that that person really likes you and cares about you. You are in the same place.

Sorry, this happened, and then miraculously a new life was born. We call it the knot of love.

Jing, really?

54. Men have the gender advantages of men and women have the gender advantages of women, and they use these gender advantages to achieve themselves.

What I want to accomplish, but if someone wants to cross this line and usurp the advantage of the other side, I'm afraid the world will

What a mess!

55. Your ignorance does not represent the truth.

56. When we get older and find that we like someone, our first reaction is to be afraid, because the older we get.

The more we want to make our own decisions, but our feelings are involuntary, so we use many names, jobs and people.

Life is ideal, but you can't escape the deepest desire. When such beauty comes to you, you are habitually escaping.

Play games with your eyes, or get up the courage to stare at each other and tell him that although I was scared, I was sincere from the beginning.

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57. At some time in life, we are at a loss in the face of a great turning point, and we are at a fork in the road of life.

Gu, there is no indicator light and no hint for the next step. What should we do?

58. Someone told me before that there are heaven and hell in this world. Those who do good will go to heaven, and those who do bad will go to heaven.

People who do things will go to hell In fact, there is no difference between heaven and hell in this world. We are constantly experiencing and searching.

Found that, in fact, has nothing to do with the results. You let me know that no matter heaven or hell, it only exists in my heart, no matter you.

No matter where you are, you are in my heart, so I will summon up courage, just for the paradise with you in my heart.

59. There is a very common view among Chinese people that some people are suitable for marriage and others are suitable for love.

Love history Love, marriage is marriage, we love some people, others marry them and have children. Every time I

Hearing this is like seeing a murderer standing in court and saying to the judge, I don't hate him, I really want to ask him.

You don't hate him. Why did you kill him? What do you think of another person's life? That's ridiculous.

60. What are the chances that we will meet someone who loves us deeply, and even if we do, what are the chances?

These two people will keep going, so many small probability events together, it's really a collapse. However, we just

For such a zero probability, I believe in life and believe in the miracle of life, otherwise, for utilitarian calculation,

I can't find any meaning in living.

6 1. Wedding is a very interesting ceremony, which often does not affect the fate of the parties, because the fate of the parties has been

That's settled. It often affects the fate of people on the scene. Don't attend the wedding casually in the future.

62. Time can only go forward, not backward. This is life, this is life.

Some things, we really can't go back and become regrets in our hearts. How many times have I thought that if I had to do it all over again, I would never let you go, and I hope you would never let me go. Yes, if we could go back in time, would everything be different?

Ha ha ha Xi Xi Fish Leong

Hmm? Hee hee, hip hop, haha! Why are you so happy? Can you come along?

Positive words such as haha:

Positive sunshine, cheerful, open-minded, open-minded, confident, enterprising, high-spirited and enterprising, smiling happily.

Go ahead, Wan Li is indomitable, prosperous and full of fun.

There is joy in pain, confidence, happiness, vitality, vitality, vitality, vitality, vitality.

Tail:

Depressed, sad, world-weary, shrinking, indifferent, neglected.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

O(∩_∩)O hahaha ~ (* _ *) Hee hee ... O (∩ _ ∩) O haha ~ のののののののののののの

Hee hee and haha are good friends! One day haha died, and hee hee went to haha's grave! Guess what hee hee said? She said

"Ha ha, you are dead."

Cold joke `

Composition Hahahahahahaha It began to rain early in the morning. Rain is not a rare thing, but it is spring rain. As the saying goes, "Spring rain is as expensive as oil." In the rare drought, its preciousness can be imagined. "Moistening things quietly", the spring rain is very small, as small as "nothing". However, I sat on the balcony and was divided into a small house with a big piece of iron on the top. The eaves dripping from upstairs hit the iron sheet and made a sound, so it was not "silent". According to common sense, I sat there, obsessed with the same kind of extinct language. I should have needed a quiet environment, a quiet mood to settle down and enter the role to interpret this gobbledygook. This sound of rain banging on the tin plate should be extremely annoying, so it is necessary to hurry and then. However, the opposite is true. I sat there quietly and heard the sound of raindrops overhead. At this time, the sound is better than silence, and I feel boundless joy in my heart, as if I had drunk the fairy dew and took a sip, and I felt very high. This voice is sometimes slow and urgent, sometimes high and sometimes low, sometimes loud and sometimes heavy, sometimes like a golden voice, sometimes like a yellow bell, sometimes like pouring large and small pearls into a plate of jade, sometimes like playing the pipa, sometimes like flying from the blue, sometimes like a hundred birds contending, sometimes like a rabbit falling, I can't help it, I am elated and elated. The dead language seems to be alive, and I seem to be full of youthful vitality. I have rarely had such a spiritual realm in my life, let alone being humane to others. In China, listening to the rain is an elegant thing. Although I don't think I am a complete layman, it's hard to say whether I can become an elegant person. I'm probably an animal between elegance and vulgarity. There are many works about listening to the rain in China's ancient poems. By the way, it seems rare in foreign poetry. My friend Zhang Yong recalled his cousin's poem: "Spring pool dreams often add a kind word. Every time I smell the rain at night, I think of sleeping together." It's quite poetic Even Sister Lin in A Dream of Red Mansions likes Li Yishan's phrase "Stay dry and listen to the rain". The most famous poem "Listening to the Rain" is, of course, Song Jiang Jie's "Youth". Not long, so I copied it. Listening to the rain song upstairs, the red candle is faint. In the prime of life, the boat is listening to the rain, the river is wide and the clouds are low, and the broken geese are called the west wind. Now listening to the rain monk Lu, there are stars on his temples. Sorrow and joy are always ruthless, and will last until dawn before the next step. Jie Jiang's mood when listening to the rain is quite complicated. He summed up his life by listening to the rain, from youth, prime of life to old age, and reached the realm of "total ruthlessness in joys and sorrows". However, there are considerable differences between ancient and modern concepts of the elderly. He is a "star on the temple" and his hair is a little white. The oldest seems to be only about fifty years old. From today's perspective, he is just between middle age and old age. Compared with myself, I am nine years old, and my temples are no longer "stars", but "Tongshan" on them. I am more qualified than him to reach the realm of "emotions are always ruthless". I have been able to "make waves, not happy or afraid". But why am I in a high mood when I listen to the rain today? There is not much elegance in it. I am a complete "layman" here. I think mainly of wheat, which is the green wheat seedling on the vast Yuan Ye. I was born in the country. Although I left at the age of six, I can't talk about doing farm work, but I have picked up wheat, beans, mowed grass and cut sorghum leaves. I have farmer's blood in my veins. Until today, I have deep feelings for farmers and rural areas all my life. Farmers' greatest hope is to get more food. Drought threatens the growth of crops. Even though I have lived in the city for a long time, whenever it rains, I will look at Yun Ni and claim that I am as anxious as a farmer. Spring in the north, nine droughts in ten years. There seems to be another drought this year. I listen to the weather forecast every day and always observe the clouds in the sky. Worry, nothing can be done. What I saw in my dream was the rain in Mao Mao. My dream came true this morning. I sat on this balcony, which is only a few feet long and a few feet wide. When I heard the rain overhead, I couldn't help but be fascinated and relaxed. In Kokodaka's rugged wheat field, every leaf seems to open its mouth and suck sweet raindrops, like dew from heaven, which was a little yellow and withered, but now it turns green. It used to be green, but now it's greener. The universe adds a warmth and peace out of thin air. My heart is back, back to the Yanyuan, back to the hill next to my building, back to the lotus pond in front of the door. My favorite February orchid is in bloom. They desperately struggled out of the soil, withstood the drought, and reluctantly opened red and white flowers, which were as bright as ever, giving people a feeling of loneliness. In the lotus pond, hibernating lotus just woke up, ready to impact the water. Of course, there is no shortage of water. But Mao Mao raindrops draw small circles on the water, which will lead to death. This was originally appreciated by poets in human beings, but Xiao Lotus was also happy to see it, and she was full of energy, and she was sure to drill out of the water soon. My heart is closer to the next floor, and I received it from this balcony and my room. My head is jingling as before, and I'm in a good mood. But I'm always worried that it will suddenly stop. I prayed silently that the rain would ring for a long time and never stop.

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