How to prove that you are poor in one sentence?

Now the Flammulina velutipes can be eaten for two days after washing.

It is raining. I have to go out and wash my hair, or the rain will stop soon.

It's raining, so we can finally take a bath.

I wonder whether it is better to eat dirt at noon or to blow northwest wind.

There is a southeast wind today, and there is no food.

The soil after the rain is softer and more fragrant, and it will not be so hard to eat, although it is a bit sticky.

When I saw a beggar shaking a bowl at me, I felt I was showing off my wealth.

Don't call me for activities above two yuan, because I can't even afford to take the bus.

Eating is AAB, that is, you AA, and I lick B's face to eat and drink.

The mice came to my house to look for food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes.

Slap yourself twice before going out every time to save money for blushing.

Finally, I want to say that one sentence can't prove how poor I am. The following are all descriptions of me.

If you have a better one, let me know!