What are some humorous sentences that make girlfriend lose her temper and coax her?

Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is kissing or kicking. You hit me, and then you love me.

Humorous sentences to coax a girlfriend are as follows:

1, close to Zhu Zhechi, close to you is sweet.

Everything is ready except you.

I have liked you for more than two minutes, so I can't withdraw.

The most selfish and warmest sentence is for you. You are mine.

5. Fallen leaves come back to the roots, I belong to you.

6. I'm going to bed! Because the dream is full of you!

7. This is the receipt, that is the meal ticket, and you are my female ticket.

8. I'm a little short of money recently, and I want to borrow your hand to hold it.

9. Do you smell anything burning? That's my heart burning.

10, I had three heartbeats in my first half of my life. The first class was called by the teacher, the second time you stepped on the empty steps, and the third time you smiled at me.