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A humorous word, a positive word, is funnier than positive energy.

1, this world, because of my existence, the world is eclipsed.

I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and never mention your own handsomeness and handsomeness.

I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

5, what's the matter, let's spread it out, don't always say that I am handsome behind my back, say that I look good, are you bored? Like no one knows.

6. Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on?

7. A man once asked me: Do you think you are handsome? I said: not handsome. As a result, the man cried and said, I lied to her

8. Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is for breathing, and "suck" is for breathing.

9. Don't always clamor for presents. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

10, I am also a spoony seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.