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I suddenly want to eat durian. On collecting forty articles

I suddenly want to eat durian. Tell me about my mood (I) 1. I ate durian early in the morning and didn't feel well.

2. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.

3. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian in one meal. The whole person is refreshed.

4. The taste of durian is delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

5. Someone always poisons me. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

6. I recently ate my favorite baked durian pudding, and the happiness and troubles of fat people are all delicious food.

7. Do you want to take a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in a snowy country? 18 will come true?

8. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

9. The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most.

10. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!

1 1. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

12. Durian is a hot fruit, and drinking is prohibited within nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.

13. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.

14. Durian cake tastes good. Don't miss the durian lovers.

15. I like to eat durian, but durian candy is not delicious, and durian thousand layers are not delicious, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.

16. Some people say: Great, durian is eaten every day. I said: I don't eat durian every day, but I eat durian every day

17. I thought I would like snail powder if I liked durian very much, until I found out I was wrong just now.

18. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.

19. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

20. Silly meow loves durian pizza. It's really wronged that you and I are crowded in this rental house in Shenzhen.

I suddenly want to eat durian (2)1. Mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator for freezing, so that she can eat durian ice cream after work every day.

22. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

23. I can't stand people who smoke and people who eat durian.

24. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

25. It's not bad to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people they like are very top-notch.

26. Durian, durian, eat durian with your big brother.

27. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How can I solve your worries? Only food.

I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

29. Eat durian early in the morning. I was a durian in my last life.

30. I haven't seen durian for a long time. I miss it very much. It's time to eat durian again.

3 1. After eating durian, you can't sing with the microphone, if you still want the microphone.

32. Eat half a durian, full of blood!

33. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

34. Open the shell of durian, and you can see the golden flesh of Huang Chengcheng. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!

35. I like eating watermelon. You must work hard to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.

36. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

I want to eat durian, so I will buy an ice cream to make up for my lonely mouth.

38. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.

39.39.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?

I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

Eating durian makes you feel good and happy.

Eating durian makes you feel good and happy (I) 1. What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning! It's Versailles

2. There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Valley Night Cover.

How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

4. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

5. Those who love durian even love pizza.

6. After eating more than half a durian, you will be reborn!

7. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished it in one night.

8. Durian is a hot fruit. It is forbidden to drink alcohol within nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.

9. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening.

10. What's it like to be loved? I really can't stand a cake with two durians without durians.

1 1. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Do you like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?

12. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.

13. I said I wanted to eat durian, so I got durian to eat. I am not happy to eat durian, but some people take my words to heart.

14. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to eat durian, but someone cares about me and treats me with heart.

15. Durian has high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

16. I'm so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is too fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and my roommate Taitung brought back shrimp slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.

17. I ate durian twice a week. If I eat like this every week, I can't afford it.

18. I ate a piece of durian at noon and stuck it in my heart, so boring ~

19. I ate durian twice a week. If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

I don't like fish and meat. I like durian, mango and original milk tablets. During the physical examination, the doctor said that vegetarians can eat so much fat.

Eating durian makes me feel better and happier (Chapter 2) 2 1. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

22. It's not bad to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people they like are very top-notch.

23. eating durian is super happy ~ how can it be so easy to satisfy?

24. I was so happy that I ate durian early in the morning. The room is full of smell.

25. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough. Fortunately, he likes durian.

I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

27. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!

28. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian at a meal. The whole person is refreshed.

29. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

At the age of 30.90, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.

3 1. One person's lunch, a whole durian pizza, and after eating the stuffing, the skin is left.

32. I especially like to eat durian, hahahaha, starting with durian-flavored soda water.

33. A beautiful day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~

34. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but my heart was still blocked. I'm so bored ~

35. Today's lesson is, never eat durian cookies outside, or even open the outer packaging.

36. What kind of experience does a girlfriend love to eat durian? It is to have a durian shop with long-term cooperation.

37. I want to eat durian and pizza Who invented durian pizza? It shouldn't be perfect.

38. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

39. Orchid crabs are super fresh and tender, durian blossoms super well, and there are leftovers after eating enough.

40. Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?

Eat durian at home on weekends and talk about 40 excerpts from friends circle.

Eat durian at home on weekends and talk about friends circle (I) 1. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.

2. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness is that I want to eat durian, so you can buy it for me ~ one piece is no good, so I'll have one.

I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

4. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.

A pregnant woman who was still eating durian late at night ate the whole durian overnight.

6. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell into my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

7. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

8. What is happiness? Happiness is to buy a good durian and kill it.

9. Eating stinky tofu and durian now tastes like burping ... amazing.

10. I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake.

1 1. I was a durian in my last life.

12. I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

13. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished the durian in one night.

14. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.

15. It's time to eat durian again. Take your time.

16.90 years old, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.

17. I bought durian crisp today. I like durian very much, but durian crisp really stinks me.

18. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.

19. Frozen durian tastes amazing, which is the gospel of durian lovers.

20. Want to take a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in the snow country? Will 18 come true?

Eat durian at home on weekends and talk about friends circle (2)1. I don't like dates, but I like jujube paste very much. I don't like durian, but I like durian pizza. Weird

22. The internal structure of durian is very strange. The shell was cut open and there was a small room inside. There is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside, and each pulp has a burgundy core.

23. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.

24. Eat half a durian, full of blood!

25. Those who love durian even love pizza.

26. The taste is simply too high.

27. Is it true that people who love coriander prefer durian?

28. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

29. Eat durian early in the morning. I was a durian in my last life.

30. Eating durian is disliked by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

3 1. I haven't eaten durian for a long time. I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving. It was thick and delicious.

I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

I was so happy that I ate durian early in the morning. The room is full of smell.

34. Help ... Why does durian still stink after drying? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.

35. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

36. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

37. Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

38. I really want to eat durian durian pizza durian cake durian Melaleuca It's hard to see the refrigerator gradually empty.

39. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

40. Watching cartoons, eating durian cakes and even burping are durian. Today is also the day to eat ice cream.

Forty sentences in a circle of friends who are happy to eat durian

Life is like durian, some people think it stinks, others think there is no absolute right or wrong fragrance, just be happy.

2. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.

3. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.

4. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

5. Save people ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.

6. I was a durian in my last life.

7. The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most.

8. I said: I want to eat durian, so I have durian. Life is like durian. The better, the sweeter #

9. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.

10. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

1 1. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.

12. I haven't eaten durian for a long time It is really delicious.

13. I ate durian twice a week. I can't afford it if I eat like this every week.

14. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.

15. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.

16. It's true that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.

17. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.

18. This is my favorite flavor. I like it.

19. Eating a durian feels like my little baby is moving in the stomach, probably another cute one who loves durian.

20. I didn't stop eating durian white after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!

Happy durian circle of friends sentence (Part II) 2 1. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.

22. You must find someone who loves durian in the future, or I'll have to eat durian secretly. It's so humbled.

23. Eating stinky tofu and durian now tastes like burping ... it's amazing.

24. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.

25. Eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

26. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

27. I heard that durian kernels are ripe and can be eaten. They taste like chestnuts. As a result, my brain was short-circuited, so I put durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. I'll go! The kitchen turned into a toilet in an instant!

28. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

29. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!

30. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.

3 1. What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning! It's Versailles

32. I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.

Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog. Its internal structure is very strange. Open the shell, there is a small house inside, and there is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Every pulp has a burgundy core, and the pulp is delicious.

34. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.

35. I ate durian and thought it was mine.

I don't like jujube, but I like jujube paste very much. I don't like durian, but I like durian pizza. Weird

37. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

38. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.

39. On the train, two little dolls ate durian opposite me. They kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It's so rhythmic

40. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.