Campus comic sketches

A: Hello, Brother Peng!

B: Hello, Brother Jin!

A: Hey, Brother Peng, have you finished your paper on environmental protection?

Hello! Why did you write that thing? Brother, you just returned to Qianjiang. Come on, let's have a drink! (Lajia is leaving)

A: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I said, what do you mean?

What do you mean? What do I care if environmental protection is not environmental protection? Besides, it's all slogans and posturing

A: (staring at B) Hey, that's not right!

B: What's the matter? Does environmental protection have anything to do with me?

A: Of course! The relationship is still very big!

B: Isn't it? ! Tell me, what does it have to do with me?

A: Let me ask you, do you drink water at home?

B: Go, go! Do you despise people? Your family doesn't drink water!

A: Hehe, what kind of water is that?

B: Tap water.

A: No, environmental protection is coming! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? China is one of the world's 12 water-poor countries, and its fresh water resources are less than14 of the world's per capita water. More than half of more than 600 cities in China are short of water, so saving water is the embodiment of environmental protection.

B: Is this it?

A: Anything else? I'll ask you again (sniff B)! What's that strange smell?

B: Go, go! How can you talk? What is a strange smell? This is the smell of detergent! I just finished cleaning. (doing mopping action)

A: Hehe, you are still a model husband! No, environmental protection is coming again! I tell you, most detergents are chemical products. If the used wastewater is discharged into the river, the water quality will be seriously deteriorated. ...

Are you scaring me? Is it that serious?

A: It's not over yet! Let me ask you, why haven't you written recently?

B: Hehe (quietly) no inspiration!

Extended data:

Main types of sketches:

China's plays have different forms, which are mainly divided into:

1. According to the size and complexity of drama sketches, there are whole plays and one-act plays.

2. According to the time reflected by the theme, there are historical dramas and modern dramas.

3. From the artistic forms of drama sketches, there are drama, opera, ballet and drama sketches. Drama sketch is a drama sketch featuring the trinity of China traditional opera song, dance and drama, such as Xiao Xiangyu's Henan opera sketch "Dog Baby and Black Girl". Drama sketch is a kind of drama sketch with dialogue as the main part and action as the auxiliary part.

This is the most popular style of drama sketch. For example, The Prince and the Postman played by Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao, Zhang San's Man played by Yan Shunkai, and Kidnapper played by Zhao Benshan. Opera sketches are mainly based on singing, accompanied by dialogue and narration. Such as "Crossing the River" performed by Pan Changjiang.

4. From the artistic effect of drama sketches, there are mainly comedy sketches, tragedy sketches and tragicomedy sketches. Comic sketches such as "Super Guerrilla" and tragicomedy sketches such as "Under the Lotus Tree" are immature and have no typical representative works.

5. From the combination of drama sketches and other art forms, there are mainly mime sketches, cross talk sketches, TV sketches, children sketches, puppet sketches and so on.

Pantomime sketches such as eating chicken, semi-pantomime sketches such as Chili noodles, cross talk sketches such as Feng Gong and Niuniu's creative company, and TV sketches such as Peisi Chen's filming series, hot talk series and mentoring series. Children's sketches such as Ceng Tao's coup, puppet sketches such as Huang Xijun's monkey training, drama, etc.