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I'd rather make a nasal swab than a throat swab.

I'd rather be a nasal swab than a copy of nucleic acid in a throat swab (I) 1.20XX, please "cover up" yourself, we are isolating viruses, not love.

2. I was frozen for three hours in cold weather for nucleic acid detection. I'm numb with cold.

3. Spring is coming, and everything is reviving! In addition to paying attention to the current epidemic situation, we still have a life, do what we should do, keep a happy mood and live with a smile. ?

4. Do nucleic acid testing, whether it is medical staff or people waiting in line for testing, everyone is considerate of each other. It is not easy in hot weather.

5. The first time I experienced nucleic acid was 4 o'clock, and I got up in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid, as if Taurus had to check it all night.

6. Why do people always jump the queue when making nucleic acids? I'm really speechless in the big sun.

7. I didn't know there were so many beautiful ladies in the community if it weren't for the unified nucleic acid making in the community. Ah, hahaha, should I seize the opportunity to take off the order?

8. Being brave at an untimely time just chooses to be fearless.

9. After the exam, we will be practical, and everyone will return to normal life and be happy.

10. In addition to this epidemic, life itself is in danger everywhere. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that we have lost the courage to face the danger. Everything will pass, and it will get better.

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12. Dressing is no longer routine. Change the style and do nucleic acid testing.

13. My nest, my mother's house and my husband's house all collapsed. Let's end this epidemic quickly. The children all had four rounds of nucleic acid tests.

14. In the days when * * * fought against the epidemic, I deeply realized: Jinshan Yinshan, it is better to be safe! Good health is more expensive than money! Content is the most important thing in life! Just be happy! After the epidemic, I wish my family and the people of the whole country a safe, healthy and happy life!

15. Once the epidemic has passed, there is nothing in the world that is not worth it. Hot pot is worth it, milk tea is worth it, string is worth it, beer is worth it.

16. When we look back on the past one day, we will remember the experience of two serious epidemics in our life. The exciting and moving part of that experience will make us realize that life is real only after experience.

17. A trickle will become a river; What if it burns?

I would rather make a nasal swab than a copy of nucleic acid on a throat swab (Part II) 18. I didn't expect to send a circle of friends again, or do nucleic acid.

19. Nobody likes heavy luggage, but when you wake up, there are heavy luggage everywhere. This is life.

20. Come on, Wuhan, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!

2 1. The epidemic broke out and all travel plans fell through.

22. There is nothing to hold back. Everything you think is what you want.

23. China is always well protected by their bravest people.

24. Where the flowers of love are in full bloom, there is vitality.

25. It is hypocritical to give up without fighting; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.

26. Waiting in line at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night for nucleic acid detection. Up to now, there are still many people in front.

27. Pay tribute to the medical staff and volunteer workers who fought in the front line of nucleic acid detection!

28. Go home from work early, do the second nucleic acid test, hoard food and isolate it at home.

29. The sunshine from the door and sleeping at home every day make me doubt my life, which is also the longest time that my happy father stayed at home. This epidemic is really too serious. I hope to get better soon and everything will return to normal!

30. You used to protect the post-90s, but now you are protected by the post-90s.

3 1. Love everything, heaven and earth are one.

32. We stay at home and spend the longest time with our families. We have enough time and more knowledge.

33. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!

34. At 9 o'clock in the evening, a nucleic acid test was done. Medical staff, community workers and volunteers have worked hard!

I would rather be a nasal swab than a copy of nucleic acid in a throat swab (Chapter III). I broke down and was woken up in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid. What's going on here? I feel that nucleic acid is doing all night.

36. I woke up in the morning and found that my circle of friends was sending out nucleic acid maps all night. The person who was woken up was already very tired. You can imagine how hard the work of medical staff is. I hope they have a holiday today.

37. I feel that the epidemic is so close to me for the first time. The CDC called me last night and asked about my mother's itinerary for a whole hour. People from the hospital came to my house for nucleic acid testing at noon today. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was scared by the battle.

38. Come on, Xi 'an, get back to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!

I am convinced that standing in the cold wind for an hour finally blew me a cold. I did a fart nucleic acid test, and I was not allowed to come back to catch a cold once. My brain is really abnormal.

40. Cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and COVID-19 is gone. So let's go and see the cherry blossoms flying all over the sky?

4 1. Life is not forever, and the future is not long.

42. Both nucleic acid and antibody tests are normal. Thank you. But I'm really sick. I feel sick everywhere except that I don't have a fever.

43. I don't know when the epidemic will end, and there are no other requirements. I just want to go back to sleep for half a day after nucleic acid.

44. An epidemic makes us awake in an instant, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.

45. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Calm down and be indifferent.

46. Winter has passed, the bright moon is in the sky, the epidemic is over, the world is still boiling with the Milky Way, and Shui Mu and Tsinghua are as good as ever!

47. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and the people will be safe and healthy!

48. Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so they will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.

49. I did the first nucleic acid test in 20xx this afternoon, and it was still negative. Tong Tong is healthier.

50. When I was a child, homesickness was a small boat ticket; Growing up, homesickness is a sour nucleic acid report (nucleic acid detection circle of friends copy)

Take the initiative to queue up to do nucleic acid positive energy copy summary 50 sentences

Actively queue up to make positive energy copies of nucleic acids (I) 1. Looking at the circle of friends, I feel that many places are doing nucleic acids overnight. Hey, it's too hard for everyone, doctors are hard, and people who have to go to work are also annoyed. Let's end this epidemic quickly.

2. Do nucleic acid testing, whether it is medical staff or people waiting in line for testing, everyone is considerate of each other. It is not easy in hot weather.

Life needs a belief, a rock-solid belief, and an unshakable firmness under any change. Whether it's suffering from frost and snow, facing thorns, or living in peace, the heart is always bright. This is faith. This is an ambition and a goal. Come on! I will definitely overcome any difficulties!

An epidemic has seen all kinds of lives, and I wake up every day feeling that I am living in a disaster film, hoping for a good ending as soon as possible.

The epidemic broke out again these two days, but because of the weather since the holiday, I didn't go shopping properly. Take good protection today, take my mobile phone and go out for a walk to relieve my tension.

6. After the epidemic is over, there is nothing unworthy in the world, such as hot pot, milk tea, string string and beer.

7. Take off your mask, hug you and kiss you thousands of times.

8. Everyone's plan has become to wait for the epidemic to end.

9. Isolate viruses, but not love, because love is a bridge.

10. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!

1 1. It was originally a beautiful holiday, and I planned a long trip to the grassland. Because of the outbreak of the epidemic again, I became squatting at home. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.

12. In order to take care of the green code, the ninth nucleic acid test has just been done.

13. The nucleic acid test results are a little slow. It's been six days. Although I know it's okay, it's not normal to go out without results.

14. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with others, know how to be cautious and self-disciplined, and don't judge others at will, which is also a kind of cultivation.

15. Important: COVID-19 has existed longer than any of your relationships.

16. Every time you pass by, although the nucleic acid test is normal, you should isolate it.

17. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Calm down and be indifferent.

Active queuing of positive energy copies of nucleic acids (Part II) 18. Because I came back from Shenzhen, I took the initiative to sign up in the community and did two nucleic acid tests at my own expense within three days.

19. The circle of friends is full of people doing nucleic acid all night. I hope xx will be safe.

20. An epidemic makes us awake in an instant, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.

2 1. I went to do nucleic acid today, and I feel very sour, because I can't get your sadness.

22. The sudden outbreak of the epidemic has turned the relaxed weekend into a busy working day! Nucleic acid, nucleic acid, nucleic acid! ! ! Finish it early! !

23. When the spring breeze is ten miles, may cherry blossoms bloom.

24. Apart from this epidemic, life itself is full of dangers. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that if you lose the courage to face danger, everything will pass and everything will be fine.

25. Although we have never met, please be sure to be healthy.

26. As soon as the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life will be staged. Some people will unite as one, and some people will take the opportunity to make an abacus of interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!

Winter is long, but you know that spring will come, don't you?

28. I stood in line for nucleic acid testing late last night, and I was miserable. I couldn't sleep all night after my usual bedtime.

29. I solemnly declare that I have been vaccinated with two doses of vaccine and there are no adverse reactions. Please feel free to communicate (copy of vaccine circle of friends)

30. You used to protect the post-90s, but now you are protected by the post-90s.

3 1. The epidemic is really difficult. I have a common sore throat. After two nucleic acid tests in three days, my heart is still unstable.

32. Winter will pass, spring can be expected, mountains and rivers will be safe, and the world will be safe.

33. At present, some people consciously stay behind, some take the initiative to isolate, some bravely fight, and some die.

34. When the epidemic broke out, all travel plans fell through.

Actively queue up to make positive energy copies of nucleic acids (Chapter III) 35. Nothing is exciting, what you think is what you want.

36. Life should not be controlled by comfort. It is struggle that determines your success. Life should not be controlled by the past. It is the future that determines your progress. Life should not be controlled by others. It is you who decide your destiny! Good morning! It is our duty to prevent and control the epidemic!

37. Waiting in line for nucleic acid all night again, come on! The new year is coming, so hurry up and recover.

38. Good stuff! Restore normal order as soon as possible! But it seems that it is not completely taken lightly.

39. unite as one, unite as one, and overcome the epidemic at an early date.

40. Winter has passed and warm spring is coming.

4 1. When spring blossoms, hold your hand and enjoy the great rivers and mountains.

42. Except for life and death, everything is trivial, and past entanglements are stories.

43. When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

44. I just woke up, sleepy and sleepy, and I have to do nucleic acid testing in the afternoon? .

45. After waiting in line for nucleic acid, I drove for almost an hour, and finally got home to play with my mobile phone comfortably, which was destroyed by Lao Wang's voice.

46. After the exam, we will be practical, and everyone will return to normal life and be happy.

47. If someone comes for help when he is ill, don't ask him whether he is poor or rich, whether he is always young, whether he is friendly to his friends, whether he is ignorant, and whether he is equal to others.

48. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, the medical staff have worked hard, and Greater Nanjing will definitely get through this extraordinary period.

49. The epidemic situation makes us feel tormented, aware of various situations in life, and makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so they will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.

Fifty sentences written in a circle of friends who made nucleic acids during the epidemic.

A circle of friends who made nucleic acid during the epidemic was 1. After the exam, I was practical, and everyone returned to normal life and was happy.

2. Life is really hard. Every day, I watch the people in Where Are You Going? Because of the epidemic, all the experiences of age, gender and status have become irrelevant to life and death, just to be glad that they are not themselves. What did they do wrong again? They did nothing wrong. How should I choose?

3. Thank the country and medical staff for making nucleic acid for us overnight, and wish us peace.

I believe that after this baptism, mankind has awakened! Pray for an early victory over this disaster!

No one is born brave, just because he is needed, he chooses to go against the wind and resolutely perform his duties. Under the haze of the epidemic, they stayed away from their families and went to the front line of the war "epidemic"!

6. What was originally a wonderful holiday, a long-planned trip to the grassland, became squatting at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.

7. In the days when * * * fought against the epidemic, I deeply realized that it is better to be safe than to be safe! Good health is more expensive than money! Content is the most important thing in life! Just be happy! After the epidemic, I wish my family and the people of the whole country a safe, healthy and happy life!

8. We may have seen all kinds of lives in this epidemic, but we still have to protect ourselves and our families and wait for the epidemic to pass. Come on!

9. All the staff tested the nucleic acid. Everyone is very active on this important night. There were so many people in the queue that they gave up after two hours. Get up and continue to line up!

10. Medical staff who are still doing nucleic acid testing outdoors at such a high temperature.

1 1. Faith is a bird. It feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark.

12. After surviving the epidemic and walking through a strange land, you said: Let's be together!

13. Waiting in line in the middle of the night and other nucleic acid tests, the medical staff have worked hard, and Greater Nanjing will definitely survive this extraordinary period safely.

14. Winter has passed and the moon is in the sky. At the end of the epidemic, the world is still boiling with the Milky Way, and Tsinghua, Shui Mu, is as good as ever!

15. These warm people will make spring come earlier.

16. Once the epidemic has passed, there is nothing in the world that is not worth it. Hot pot is worth it, milk tea is worth it, string is worth it, beer is worth it.

17. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.

A circle of friends who made nucleic acid during the epidemic 18. Although we have never met, please be healthy.

19. I wanted to go out to relax and meet friends I haven't seen for a long time after the winter vacation, but the epidemic broke out again.

20. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Calm down and be indifferent.

2 1. Every era has different heroes, and today's heroes are medical workers who fight to save lives, go against the sky and face difficulties.

22. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, medical workers are harder, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.

23. Support each other in disaster.

24. The epidemic will eventually end and we will meet again.

25. I believe that under the cold land where diseases have ravaged, it is about to break ground in spring.

26. After the baptism of the epidemic, we began to reflect on life, whether it is love or hate, living is the most important thing.

27. At 2 o'clock in the morning, I was told by the community loudspeaker to do the nucleic acid test overnight, which made people feel a little nervous about last year ~ I realized that tonight was another sleepless night, and many places were doing the nucleic acid test overnight ... Pay tribute to the medical staff who guarded us, and hope that this damn epidemic will be put out as soon as possible!

28. If you don't stop, it will be a river; What if it burns?

29. When the spring breeze is ten miles, I hope the cherry blossoms are in full bloom.

30. After the nucleic acid test, the canteen has returned to normal, so I won't go out, praying for an early recovery and not adding burden to the country.

3 1. At three o'clock in the morning, I received a phone call from the leader and immediately went to the hospital to do nucleic acid. Kind of like last year. Tonight's xx is sleepless ... the medical staff and volunteers are working hard.

32. The best quotations I have heard this year would rather be green than yellow. I wish you green this year (green code circle of friends copy)

33. At 9 o'clock in the evening, a nucleic acid test was done. Medical staff, community workers and volunteers have worked hard!

34. When I was a child, homesickness was a small boat ticket; Growing up, homesickness is a sour nucleic acid report (nucleic acid detection circle of friends copy)

35. Maybe it won't be long before my throat will grow cocoons.

I'm going to do a nucleic acid test this afternoon, although I really don't want to do it. ...

37. I only hope that after the epidemic is over, my life can start a new journey. Let everything now disappear with the end of the epidemic.

38. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!

39. It's called body lock, which is good for burning the body.

40. Take the road of your choice and try to live the life you want. When you feel tired, stop and hug yourself. After a long time, you have to keep warm and cold.

4 1. As soon as winter is over, the warm sun comes. The hardship of this moment is like the rain before the rainbow light. Witness the arrival of spring flowers.

42. Spring will always come, and the cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!

43. The cold winter will eventually pass, and hope is just around the corner. Let's wait for the arrival of spring!

44. Seeing that nucleic acids were made overnight in many places in Weibo, I hope this epidemic will pass quickly and there will be no next time.

45. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night is really boring. How bored I am and how long I have to wait.

46. I didn't know there were so many beautiful ladies in the community if it weren't for the unified nucleic acid making in the community. Ah, hahaha, do you want to seize the opportunity to take off the order?

47. I finally got home. I'm exhausted after driving all day. As a result, I got off the viaduct and was blocked for nucleic acid detection. The staff is very gentle.

48. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.

49. Last night, the community made nucleic acid overnight, and I finished it at two o'clock and went home. Fortunately, I did it yesterday, and there was a long queue downstairs today.

50. In the hospital, you will understand that compared with your health, there is nothing in life that you can't let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame, no money, no honor.

It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy.

It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (first sentence) 1. All employees were tested for nucleic acid. In the evening, everyone was very active. There were many people waiting in line, and they gave up after two hours. Get up and continue to line up!

2. Going out in the middle of the night to queue up for nucleic acid testing, everyone is very conscious and orderly. Our Daxian will be fine. Come on! !

3. It's hard to see colleagues doing nucleic acid overnight without complaint! I feel that I haven't done anything in the past two years, but it's almost two years!

The epidemic broke out again and all travel plans fell through.

Although we have never met, you must be safe.

6. As soon as the epidemic situation is red, all kinds of lives will be staged. Some people unite as one, and some people take the opportunity to calculate their interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!

7. An epidemic makes us awake in an instant, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.

8. I was frozen for three hours in cold weather for nucleic acid detection. I'm numb with cold.

9. Those who can sleep late in the morning are supplemented with nucleic acids, and the prevention and control of the epidemic situation should not be underestimated. Attention, everyone.

10. After surviving the virus, none of us can say that the world is not worth it.

1 1. Go home from work early, do the second nucleic acid test, store food and isolate it at home.

12. Once the epidemic is over, you can eat hard and do hard! If you want to meet someone, meet them, love them boldly, shout them bravely, don't wait, don't stay. Life is short, and formality will soon pass.

13. If you have love, you will definitely overcome the disease; With you and love, spring flowers bloom like songs; With you and love, the person you love is full of warmth.

14. Because I came back from Shenzhen, I took the initiative to report to the community and did two nucleic acid tests at my own expense within three days.

15. If you are afraid, you will not dare to be reckless. If you are fearless, you will be in trouble.

16. Although mountains and rivers are sick, it is not as hospitable as human beings.

17. Get up early in the morning for nucleic acid testing. This is the fifth day of being stabbed in the throat. I can't remember how many times I have done it.

It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (Chapter 2) 18. Ten years have passed, but I never expected to return to primary school because of nucleic acid testing …

19. After the test, we are down-to-earth, and everyone is back to normal life and happy.

20. The first thing after the epidemic will be to do a great event in life and have a good love. Love everyone around you with limited life. Don't disappoint your youth. Brave enough to love!

2 1. Cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and COVID-19 is gone. So let's go and see the cherry blossoms flying all over the sky?

22. According to the epidemic situation, the next time you go out to play, you should report to the sunset red senior group at the age of 60 (a copy of the epidemic circle of friends)

23. Come on, return to normal life as soon as possible, every day is sunny!

24. Waiting in line for nucleic acid all night again, come on! The new year is coming, so hurry up and recover.

25. My brain collapsed and I was awakened in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid. What's going on here? I feel that nucleic acid is doing all night.

26. Come on, Wuhan, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!

27. I wanted to go out to relax and meet friends I haven't seen for a long time after the winter vacation, but the epidemic broke out again.

28.20XX, please take care. We isolated the virus, but not the love.

29. The epidemic situation makes us feel tormented, aware of various situations in life, and makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

30. Flowers bloom in spring. Pray for an early end to the epidemic. May the mountains and rivers be peaceful and the world be peaceful!

3 1. Now I'm not the person you want to see. You have to ask my country to identify with the government and ask the village to identify with me. I will always be a treasure you can't get.

32. After waiting in line for nucleic acid and driving for almost an hour, I finally got home and played with my mobile phone comfortably, which was destroyed by Lao Wang's voice.

33. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, medical workers are harder, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.

Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.

It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (Article 3). It is hypocritical to surrender without fighting; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.

36. When the leaves of trees and snow melt and the grass turns green in winter, I believe there will be new encounters to continue the warmth.

37. May the world be peaceful, and you and I will be safe, full of flowers and warm as ever.

38. The circle of friends is also a dynamic for everyone to do nucleic acid overnight, hoping that xx will be safe.

39. What was originally a beautiful holiday, a long-planned trip to the grassland, became squatting at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.

40. Before the epidemic broke out again, we finished the wedding and it was just right to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!

4 1. The long road of life, practice and risk management is a lifelong journey, just like this epidemic, just like the sudden bad news, are warning us to be ourselves.

42. Waiting in line at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night for nucleic acid detection. Up to now, there are still many people in front.

43. We may have seen all kinds of lives in this epidemic, but we still have to protect ourselves and our families and wait for the epidemic to pass. Come on!

44. There is not a spring that will not come. Love and hope spread faster than viruses!

45. I really don't want to do nucleic acid. I'm afraid to spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let people know that I'm not doing well.

46. The green hills are the same as the clouds and the rain, and the bright moon has been in two townships.

47. Life is short, eat, drink and be merry, and hope to defeat the virus as soon as possible!

48. You used to protect the post-90s generation, but now you are protected by the post-90s generation.

49. Reduce fear and face it correctly; Adjust mentality, strengthen confidence, set goals, live up to time, be positive and live a perfect life!

50. The epidemic has limited my travel. Why not limit my weight?