Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

Second, people who only know justice will inevitably be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

Three, the word fate is a contradictory individual, fate, points?

Fourth, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

I'll throw a brick first, and if I have jade, I'll throw it over.

Sixth, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

Seven, can't miss yourself, can't take care of yourself, can't take care of yourself, can't give yourself happiness.

Eight, if a person is not serious, even the headache is partial.

Nine, people are not smart and bald! !

Ten, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

Eleven, gorgeous dissolution, all precipitated in the shadow of prosperity and reality.

I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

Thirteen, it is gold, and it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

14. Make a glass of Sanlu.

Fifteen, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for is coming, followed by the wolf!

Sixteen, the woman unit to send one thousand yuan, she will tell the man to send one thousand yuan, tell her friend to send five hundred; When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

17. Have you seen my powder?

Eighteen, failure is not terrible, the key is to see whether it is successful or not.

Nineteen, it turns out that brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, with a cup in one hand and a washing appliance in the other.

My girlfriend and I are separated, but in fact our sex life is quite harmonious-I am impotent and she is indifferent.

Twenty-one, when I grow up, I want to marry Tang Priest. If I can play, I will play, but if I can't, I will eat him.

Twenty-two, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

Twenty-three, both house and rot, the future is uncertain.

Twenty-four, gold that does not want to be deformed is not good steel!

Non-mainstream classic funny phrases-don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

When it comes to love, some people always act easily.

All your pride only flies in the painting.

Love is either gaining or learning.

A mountain of young ladies can tear down a city.

Every day is just chatting, sitting and chatting.

My heart wall, brick by brick, is yours.

Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

Endless spoil. I can only treat you alone.

No pain. The lonelier a person is, the easier it is to indulge.

I like you, but only once.

I'm just sad that I can't grow old with you.

Love can drive away the cold more than a coat.

People's life, if they meet in a narrow way, will not be spared.

Missing is a mysterious thing, it is with you.

Youth is a waltz, half sad and half ambiguous.

Once you lose something, you can't get it back.

I will not stand still, and I will not regret every step I take.

Just, how can we get rid of the shackles in our hearts?

If you don't like looking for me, I'll sing with you.

Those past events have been hidden in my heart.

Honey, I just love you to the limit.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

A little further will make you love me.

You are light, but I like darkness.

The hot sun did not pity my sadness, but it blinded me.

Think about it, our love will continue like this.

What I miss is that I still have the urge to love you after the quarrel.

With you, I find myself the happiest woman.

For whom time exists, let us forget the fleeting time.

You are the memory of my life, only worthy of being buried deep.

I will miss you every step of the way.

A day without you is like a book without pages.

When you are weak. You can't even take a cigarette.

I have nothing to say about your confident face.

There is one more you in my world from now on.

Who can I trust when I am on the road of no return?

Day after day, year after year, it is always stranded.

I can't find my way back. I wish I had never left.

Even if you have wings, you sometimes fall down. ...

I always repeat the same action and wait.

The world is lying, even if it is breathing.

Only the day when you don't want me, not the day when I don't want you.

Happiness is a state of mind, not a state.

Non-mainstream personality emotion: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

1. I will never admit that there will be any obstacles to the combination of two hearts. Love is not true love. If you turn the rudder as soon as you see others change, or leave as soon as you see others turn. If my words are wrong and proved to be incorrect, even if I didn't write poems, no one really loved me.

Second, thank you for walking away after changing me and making me so powerful now.

Third, the passage has passed, and even if we go back to the original place, we can't find the river we remember.

Fourth, loving someone who doesn't love you hurts yourself and embarrasses others.

When you see through everything, you know that losing is more practical than having.

6. I am always duplicitous, which makes you unable to understand. Actually, I'm not having a hard time.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Eight, go far, not only distance, but also memories.

Nine, I went to assassinate sogou, and sogou cried and asked me why. I grinned: Ask Baidu in the underworld.

10. I will think about it if I meet someone who is moved again. It's good to be friends. It's really good.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Twelve, if you like it, you must have it. Don't be afraid of the result.

Thirteen, it was his disappointment that made you infertile.

Fourteen, I am not a saint, I have no intention of blooming a Bai Lianhua in this troubled world.

From now on, you will be the cause of all happiness.

Sixteen, life is like this, as long as the seeds are still there, hope is there.

Seventeen, maybe you will say, I don't understand the indifference of future time.

18. Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

19. If you love someone and don't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

I want to call you when I am drunk and tell you that I love you.

The most attractive is Master Kong. Thousands of people accost him every day.

Twenty-two, reconciled, happy, quarreled, broke up, more painful.

Twenty-three, not all people I love, so not all people I can forget.

The journey of life is deep and long, and it is not a bad thing that we know nothing about the future. How many people would dare to take the endless road ahead if they knew the ending early in the morning?

Twenty-five, alas, I can't get online without electricity. If I can't surf the Internet, I can't surf the Internet. I went to watch TV.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

Twenty-seven, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

Twenty-eight, the so-called low-key is just a high-profile attitude.

29. When you really wait for someone, that person will never appear.

Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.

Thirty-one, the broken pot has its own broken lid, nuns are at ease, and monks love it. As long as they love the depths of the ocean, Asako's face will shine.

No matter how much I regret missing you, all the moments will pass.

Thirty-three, some people are alive, he is dead, some people are alive, he should have died!

34. I just haven't had time to tell him that the world has him, and I gave up the world.

I'd rather have a knife than a hole.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.

Thirty-seven, some people melt into darkness because of distortion; Some people hurt the stone forever because they accidentally touched the darkness.

38. I can't help it, no way back.

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1. Finding the right person is the best gift for your future life.

I am not perfect, but I confess naturally. What about you?

How did I become so selfish after being asked to accept the reality?

If anyone asks, say that I have forgotten.

Sometimes I feel wronged and don't want to tell, because no one will listen to my so-called injustice.

6. I have no ifs with you, only consequences and results.

7. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we can't convince ourselves.

8. What you said broke my heart. You don't know that my pain is a hundred times worse than yours.

9. Please give me a chance. How ridiculous this is.

10, your happiness is like a knife, stabbing into my sad heart.

1 1, a drop of rain represents a note. Listening to the rain is like listening to your favorite song, which is familiar and beautiful.

12, I need someone who can always make me laugh, instead of stabbing me black and blue with just a few words.

13, maybe, you are just an episode, but I regard you as the only one.

14, you are soft-hearted You are always afraid of hurting others, so the person who is hurt will always be you.

15, love is broken, I tried to set you free, but how can you fly without me?

16, you only think of me when you need me, but where were you when I needed you?

17, insatiable, fascinated as a picture.

18, my heart is really tired, so tired. I am afraid of love, so I dare not love again.

19, if I can do this. If you can do it. So what will be the result?

20. Sometimes I think of you, nothing special, just a memory.

2 1. If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

Even if it was a lie from the beginning, I'm glad to meet you.

You don't have to be far-fetched when you say you love me. Anyway, my soul has withered.

24. No matter how much you give up and miss, you can't compare with the courage of time.

25. After every quarrel, you just pretend that nothing happened and I sulk alone.

What you are looking for is someone who will try to make you laugh when you are unhappy.

27. After you said goodbye, I squatted in the corner and cried like a child.

28, no but reluctant, who knows. How to go this way?

29. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart.

Whenever applause rings, there are always two lines of tears on my face.

3 1, a person's beauty is not necessarily on the surface, especially women.

32. Seeing my sadness, you have no pain, which proves that you don't love me.

I love you, time is nothing.

34. We have pursued happiness, at least we have seen the back of happiness.

If you always look forward to one day, it will come one day.

36. Because I am young and ignorant, everything is understandable.

37. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

38. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

39. The past cannot be changed, but the future is still in your hands.

Let's play a game. You ignore me, and I ignore you. You keep winning.

4 1. If you get lost alone in the dark, please believe that I will accompany you. You are not alone.

42. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

I hope you are my most beautiful scenery, and I am your long-awaited homecoming.

44. It's well hidden. How did you find it all at once?

45. Never mind my feelings, I am good at self-healing.

46. Either don't start, or don't wait until I fall in love with you before saying it's inappropriate.

47. A smile can't erase the pain of the past, but it is enough to fool some people.

48. Many friends in life are talking nonsense. The point is that you have no friends.

49. That kind of sadness is too well hidden to be seen by anyone.

50. Not only talent, but also waist fat.

5 1, even if I have Qian Qian's absolutely bad, I am the best when I love you.

52. This happens all the time. What you can't get is doomed to be unforgettable.

53. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to me.

54. Everything is self-inflicted and self-deceiving.

55. I don't live for life, and I don't fall for your fall.

56. Buddha said: Five hundred times in previous lives, once in this life. You were my backseat principal in your last life, right?

57. Giving is not proportional to gaining, which is the price of love.

You can trample on all my self-esteem, but please stay away from me in the future.

I missed your past, but I don't want to miss your future.

60. No matter how prosperous the smile is, it still can't take away the exclusive loneliness.

6 1. Time flooded your heart and finally disappeared in my world.

In retrospect, I just looked at myself like a passer-by.

63. I don't want anyone but you, but I don't want anyone except you.

64. Missed movies are always the best, and missed love is always the most unforgettable.

It seems that it takes longer to forget you than to love you.

66. Some things are not unclear, but unclear. Life is so tangled,

67. The happiest time is the company of commitment and the company of life.

68. People are sad, not because love is over, but when everything is over, love is still there.

It is easy to forgive, but it is not so easy to trust again.

70, the emotional line in the palm of your hand, the lines are really tangled, and the impressions are endless.

7 1, I hope one day after a certain year, I can say: damn it, I actually married him.

72. Life is like a cup of boiled water, and its taste is all in your heart.

73. I thought I was no longer injured, so I refused everyone. Without you, my life is still meaningful.

74. What you see is my words expressing my feelings, but you can't see my tears on the keyboard.

75. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck and get worse.

Sometimes it is better to be alone, and no one can hurt you.

77. Promise me that if you don't like me, don't hurt me. I am a human being, and I have a heart.

78. Why is it bitter to light a cigarette and take a sip? It turns out that I stopped smoking Hongtashan a long time ago.

79. We lasted for a long time, but lost to eternity.

80. In fact, I have always been by your side, and I have never gone far.

8 1, I hope all couples break up and don't make me jealous.

82. I just want you to bloom carefree, not for me, but for yourself.

Will you value me more than yourself in the future?

84. We will not sacrifice our love with blood.

The most intolerable thing is that we tolerate everything.

86. In order not to pass by each other when meeting, cherish it.

87. Life is full of calculations, including yourself.

88. A person who laughs like a fool is just a person who wakes up from a dream and cries like a madman.

89. Our little story is like the shadow of leaves in the sun, finely and mottled.

90. Tear off the mask and fan your face; Put on costumes and play with life.

9 1, showing half a * * doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.