Critical sentences that are polite but not disrespectful

1. I wish you true love and endless marriage certificates.

2. When animals wear these clothes, they become humans. As soon as you put it on, you will immediately become an animal.

3. May your head be green and your feet step on shit.

4. Your appearance is very refreshing!

5. Draw the ground as a circle and wish you a long sleep.

6. We have to look forward. How can we know what is good without missing some crooked melons and bad dates?

7. Don’t always ask why others don’t want to pay attention to you or talk to you. Is it realistic that they don’t want to talk to you because they care about you too much? Do you believe it?

8. Metal, wood, water, and fire are you.

9. If you chase me for two kilometers, you will be raped if you look back

10. At the age of a girl, you have grown into a succulent plant

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11. You are really God’s draft for creating man.

12. You look exactly like the one on your ID card.

13. Let’s go eat fish together when we have time. I didn’t realize that you are quite picky.

14. How dare I touch you? I’m afraid I’ll make myself poor by buying hand sanitizer.

15. Life is so short, why should you let unimportant people affect your important mood?

16. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

17. Do you know the only difference between you and a plate of shit? It’s just that you don’t have a plate.

18. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world called Martians. That’s where you come from.

19. I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

20. You have been doing stupid things your whole life, but you are still quite perseverant!

21. Do you think you are a pencil case? Hold so many pens.

22. If you want to leave, you can do it anytime; if you want to come back, I'm sorry, but that's not possible.

23. Don’t be cruel to me. If you decide, then show your courage to persist.

24. You have been very lucky recently. You have been promoted to Marshal Tianpeng. Congratulations!

25. Have you taken over all the ugliness in the world?

26. Perfectly avoid everyone.

27. You are like a bitter melon, so cool in clothes and so cool in appearance.

28. I was astonished at first, completely, only because I had rarely seen it in the world.

29. I wish your wife will remain a virgin forever after you get married.