How to satirize someone without using curse words?

Speaking sarcastically without using curse words

1. Either you are late in puberty or you are going through menopause early.

2. Do you feel resentful when you see citizens like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

3. Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I cannot feel that you are a processed woman?

4. Do you think of dichlorvos as coke, and drink it to make your 80 cents and 12 pounds of head laugh?

5. Please don’t talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

6. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least a pair of whales.

7. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

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8. I am surprised that a rare species like yours should be listed as a national first-level protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo . Maybe, you can also contribute to our country's scientific research on alien species.

9. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.

10. Wear low-cut clothes and leopard prints all day long. You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

11. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

12. Your dad is from Unit 731. He didn’t understand the virus when he was studying it, so he found you out.

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13. When I see your face, I feel like your dad Mom wasn't serious when she made you.

14. Will you go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to refresh your appearance?

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15. The longer I stay in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

16. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

17. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

18. Look at you walking with your head high and your chest held high. Stop holding on. Just hold on to a small steamed bun.