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What is interesting about you and the subway?
Once I rushed into the subway because I was in a hurry to go to work. Seeing the subway coming, I rushed in. After two stops, I found that I was sitting in the wrong direction. It's strange that I was confused for a moment. How can I sit in the wrong direction in such a hurry? So I quickly got off the subway and took the opposite direction. Fortunately, the subway was awesome, and I delivered it on time without being late. Otherwise, I will be fined 50 yuan at one time.
Another time, when I was on the subway, I met a girl who scanned the code and delivered chocolate. She looks beautiful. She told me that she could scan her WeChat and send me chocolate. I saw that chocolate looked cute, so I scanned her WeChat. Later, I added WeChat to know that she is the kind of product that sells slimming milkshakes. Because I was also losing weight, I went to buy her products. Unexpectedly, the effect is really obvious. After using his milkshake for a month, I lost eight pounds. It can be said that the weight loss effect is still good.
Another time when I was in the subway, I suddenly heard a little girl crying there. I ran over to ask her, only to know that her mother had got off the station and had not had time to go out, worrying her mother to death. So I asked the little girl if she knew her mother's phone number. The little girl shook her head and said she didn't know, so I asked her if she knew where her mother got off. She said yes, I'll get off at the next stop and take the subway back. Sure enough, her mother was waiting for her on the platform. Fortunately, she didn't get lost, otherwise she would be in big trouble. Her mother was very grateful and had to give me money. Of course I won't accept it, but for me.
There are really too many interesting things in the subway. Let's talk about it today.
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