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Those classic words about men and women

Those classic words about men and women

1, men do everything for friendship and women do everything for love. No matter how deep the knife is inserted into the meat, it is only the pain of the flesh. Once the knife is inserted into the heart, it will be very painful, and the wound will be difficult to heal for life.

The best way to destroy the friendship and love between men and women is to have sex. Men are more likely to go to bed and get out of bed. It is easier for a woman to go to bed than to get out of bed. You can never talk about great friendship and eternal love in bed, but you can decipher the earth-shattering secrets of men and women.

3. Cherish everything around you! Life is not a movie. If you miss it, you lose it. You can't have a chance to do it again like in the movie. Maybe one miss will make us regret for a lifetime.

4. The different personalities of men and women are doomed to have only one result in the emotional world: men lose one night and women lose their whole lives.

Love sweet talk is everyone's weakness, no matter who it is, it is easy to be fooled. Almost all women in the world like to listen to sweet words, and many women marry the wrong person because of men's sweet words.

6. Instead of worrying about the future, it is better to work hard now. On this road, only struggle can give you a sense of security. Don't pin your dreams on one person easily, and don't care too much about the whispers around you, because the future is your own, and only you can give yourself the greatest sense of security. Don't forget to promise what you want to do, and don't forget where you want to go, no matter how difficult or far.

7, men will say that they will not do it, and they will not say it. I promise to get married every day, and nine times out of ten I won't really get married. The person who really marries you doesn't talk at all. He just takes you to see your parents regularly, shows you the house and lets you go to his house for the New Year. Those who vowed not to break up all day, basically broke up. If you really don't break up, write your name on the real estate license, let you manage the money, and even urge you to register. The more you talk, the less you do. The more you do, the less you say. This is man's nature!

8, not to see how much a person has, but to see how much a person can give you; It's not how good a person is, but how good he is to you. Finding a person who is good to you is the most important thing.

9. If a person wants you to live, it is not love, but possessiveness. A person who really loves you will not try his best to get you, cheat you, please you with sweet words, but will help you wholeheartedly and plan for the future. People who love you sometimes can't even do it. They just get hurt silently and look at you silently. The deeper you love, the more timid you love.

10, when you dislike the women around you who are not beautiful enough and gentle enough. Have you ever wondered how many men want her?

1 1. Only when you are down and out, will you know who is the fool who cares about you forever and who is the bastard of a stranger. The heart is restless and the gas is not harmonious; Life will be a mess if the gas is not harmonious. I'm in a bad mood and I'm not comfortable doing anything. Always adjust your mentality, precipitate your emotions, and make your heart quiet and peaceful. Peace is a flower that blooms quietly and Dont Ask For Help appreciates it. If you want to see the world clearly, you must first settle your heart.

12, the cruelest thing in the world is not that you didn't meet the person you love, but that you met and finally missed it; The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he doesn't love you after he loves you. We used to love each other, and it hurts to think about it.

13, love is the brightest part of life. To use a tacky metaphor, it is half a spoonful of salt on the table. Without salt, nothing tastes. After a long time, you will get sick. But if there is no salt for a few days, the bleak days will have to be lived well.

14, companionship and understanding are more important than love. Feelings for a long time are not love, but dependence. Then when you lose, it's not pain, but giving up. A person's life can be very happy, but only one person can't say happiness.

15. The more people swear to you, the more they lie to you, because the truth needs no corroboration. In the same way, the crazier and more romantic you love, the less you love, because love is insipid, lasting, real and quiet. The longer it takes, the more boring it becomes.

16. The more people swear to you, the more they lie to you, because the truth needs no corroboration. In the same way, the crazier and more romantic you love, the less you love, because love is insipid, lasting, real and quiet. The longer it takes, the more boring it becomes.

17, time can make women fall in love with men slowly, but time is hard to make men fall in love with women slowly. Because men and women have different love cycles. Women's love can be more and more through companionship and accumulation, but men's love will gradually decrease over time. When men and women get along, it is useless to love deeply, just love for a long time. Therefore, strong love is the end, and love as a relative is eternal.

18, don't change your love because of other people's eyes, and don't live in other people's eyes and lose yourself! Feelings can't be greedy, nor is it a dream. So, be careful to wait for your earthshaking love. No love is perfect, no relationship is perfect; Love and lover can only be true. You are not the best, but I only love you!

19, do you often work hard, not hard enough for yourself and others? Therefore, you are always sticky, you can't bear to refuse others, you can't make up your mind to make yourself better, you can't extricate yourself from the past, you are indecisive, you must be cruel once, otherwise you will never live.

20. When encountering difficulties, the stronger a woman is, the more respectable she is, and the more distressing she is. Being strong is not stubborn, not tough, it is the rational support of emotion. It makes the injured woman look far away and gives herself a reason to go on. A strong woman will open her heart with a key; Borrow a clear sky and embrace the sunshine. She will also find a shoulder to cry on. I have loved, hurt, cried and laughed. Then continue to be strong

Those classic stories about men and women are so classic.

1, men aim at four directions, women aim at the heart.

2. Men love face and women love fame.

3. Men are afraid to ask salary, and women are afraid to ask age.

Men are afraid of being short, while women are afraid of being fat.

5. Men are afraid of getting smaller and women are afraid of getting thicker.

6. Men are afraid of losing their freedom, while women are afraid of losing their protection.

7. Men live in reality and women live in memories.

8. Men live for the purpose, while women live for the desire.

9. Men regard the world as their heart, while women regard the heart as the world.

10, men are tired, women are tired.

1 1. Men want to be famous in their dreams, and women wake up and dream of love.

12, men are afraid of entering the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.

13, men are impulsive and women are emotional.

14. Men are serious when they lie, while women look around when they lie.

15, men stay with people younger than themselves to show their youth, and women stay with people older than themselves to be young.

16, men dress up to show their identity, while women dress up to be realistic and beautiful.

17, men talk about their idols, and women hide them in their hearts.

18, men often can't resist the temptation of wine, and women often can't resist the attraction of flowers.

19, men's weakness is that they are afraid of their wives, while women's characteristic is that they are afraid of their sons.

20. Men are prisoners of reality and women are masters of dreams.

2 1, men are hunters of love, and women are prey of love.

22. Men beat their wives when they are angry, and women beat their husbands when they are spoiled.

23. Gifts from men to women are often poetic, and gifts from women to men are often the most practical.

24. Men envy the money in the pockets of the same sex, while women envy the curves of the same sex.

25. Men like the innocence in women's eyes, and women like the unfathomable in men's eyes.

26, men are often trapped by money, women are often trapped by love.

27. Men are more angry in the face of misfortune, while women are more in tears in the face of misfortune.

28. Men's pain is mixed with sighs, while women's pain is mixed with tears.

29. When a man quarrels with his wife, he usually goes to war. When a woman quarrels with her husband, she often cries and scolds impermanence.

30. Men use wisdom in their careers, while women use wisdom emotionally.

3 1, men like others to say that they are old, and women like others to say that they are young.

32. Men can win praise from generation to generation by stopping water from crossing the house three times, but women are condemned by society for taking less children and cooking less.

33. The higher a man's position is, the more practical his wife's psychology is, the more powerful a woman is, and the more empty her husband's psychology is.

3 1, men often feel lonely, and women often feel lonely.

32. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend money on their faces.

33. Men keep tears in their hearts, while women keep tears on their faces.

34. Men don't cry lightly when they have tears, but women cry when they have worries.

35. Men's tears often attract contempt, while women's tears often win sympathy.

36. Men talk a lot after drinking, while women talk a lot after getting married.

37. Men often nag and vent when drinking, while women often say right and wrong when drinking.

38. Men brag after drinking, while women sleep silently after drinking.

Men make friends with you because they drink with you, and women invite you to drink with them because they make friends with you.

40. Men will buy famous brands and women will buy styles.

4 1, men are often impulsive when shopping, and women are often moved when shopping.

42. Men like to be the center of the family, and women like to be the center of the family.

43. Men love to sing lyrics, while women love to sing tunes.

44. Men love entertainment and women love shopping.

45. Men love to go shopping after work, and women are busy going home after work.

46, men's laundry map is fast, and women's laundry is clean.

47. Men smoke when they are bored, and women eat melon seeds when they are bored.

48. Men pay attention to speed while women pay attention to rhythm.

49. Men always do what they say first, while women always say what they do first.

50. Men earn big eyes when they are frightened, and women close their eyes when they are frightened.

Women refuse men's words.

1. However, some women will give you a rude answer. If she doesn't like you, she will say, "You are worthless!" " "You are too poor. I have no face to follow you! " Or I can answer you directly: "I hate your home, your sister is so ugly!" " Or she will be more cruel and say, "I never liked you, but you are pestering me!" " "Or she said," My ex-boyfriend is much better than you! " ""I really don't understand what your ex-girlfriend likes about you! "What is even more heartless is that she will say," I have long wanted to get rid of you, because of your poor appearance, and I have endured it until now. Being with you really wronged me! "Women will try their best to make men give up in order to achieve their goals. She would say to the man, "What I long for is flowers, not romance! And you are in no mood at all, I can't live with you! "What hurts men more is:" What I need is money, a villa, a car ... Do you have these? "You don't even have anything!" The most stinging thing is not these words, but when you tell her your love, she is indifferent, but always avoids you and never gives you an answer!

2, an old couple, I don't want any valentine's day gifts.

It is said that xx brand clothes suit me very well.

I don't think I'm really suitable for you. I don't like you at all! )

5. Who took who? You can leave if you want. It's not that I won't let you go.

6. I'm not fit to be a lover. Nonsense, no one will be fit to be your lover.

I don't want to hurt our friendship. There will only be friendship between us.

8. There is a person in my heart. I created that person for someone like you.

9, but this feeling is so strange. Are you ugly enough to eat swan meat? )

10, if she really said that, just don't want to embarrass you, pay attention to your figure.

You are so cute. (You are so naive)

12, whoever believes it is finished! Women are not jealous. Who would believe it? Even 500 years ago, when you were finished, they would completely show their ugly faces, either crying or letting you do this and that, which is also called "reform through labor"!

13, meeting you will always remind me of my childhood happiness. (Just like an aunt meets a little brother)

14, actually, I have never had the courage to accept you. (See you almost scared to death ┅ ┅ How dare you? )

15, actually you are really good. But I don't want to be with you.

You are really nice. I really don't want to be with you.

17, it doesn't matter, I didn't think you were fat yet.

18, tell me your previous story with her, I won't be angry.

19, you are really super cute. (pig head! Stop pestering me like a child! )

20, hahahaha! Don't just be happy when she says this. What she means is: Since your cooking is so delicious, you can cook it later. ...

2 1, and you sent one message after another to get the final answer, but she never replied. Friend, stop sending it. If she loves you, she will give you a definite answer at once. If she doesn't love you, even if you send more, it's useless. You will never get a definite answer, as Einstein said: If it is right, one can refute the theory of relativity. Do you need another hundred people to refute it? Similarly, if she wants to give you an answer, just send one. Why did you send so many?

22. I have never thought about this question. It's impossible. Do you still want to think about it? )

23. When a woman wants to refuse a man, she will often say some mean words to make the other person give up, leaving no chance for the man to continue pursuing her!

24. I don't want a boyfriend for the time being. Get out of the way! You are less than half of my handsome boy standard)

I will remember your tenderness. Please, love! Gentleness is useless, but also money! )

26. Your conditions are really good. (but not as good as I want)

27. You are really, really nice ... really. Get away from me, pig! )

28. I will support you if I have no money!

29, my god, if you believe this, you must be like me, cleaning for a month! Woman, after all, if you really don't buy it, she will kill you! And next year she will definitely make a shopping list for you to buy one by one! !

We should give each other some buffer time. (Give you time to get out! I'm going to turn my face if I don't leave! )

3 1. When a man shows his love to a woman and she doesn't like you, she will say, "I already have a boyfriend!" Or "you are not suitable for me" or "I don't want to film you now." Some women have more respect for each other. She is afraid of hurting their self-esteem. She often says, "I'm not for you. Shall we be friends? " Or she will say, "I am not as good as you think, and you will find a better girl who is more suitable for you." She will even say, "You are really good to me, and I am really grateful, but I don't deserve you. You'd better forget me. " For another example, she will say, "I will never forget your kindness to me, and I will always remember your kindness!" " "

Come to think of it, women are not idiots, they are nothing, only love can be eaten as bread? Even if you don't have it now, her eyes can see your future. If you are very capable, she will definitely hold you in her hand as an appreciation stock.

The third sentence: Your cooking is really delicious.

Actually, I think you should have your own confidante.

So, please don't say "I love you" to women easily. Because she will often leave you after you confess to her, you must speak out bravely when you have to, even if you refuse! -if you love someone, you must speak out bravely, otherwise it will be really difficult! ! !

You think I want to go, but xx forced me to go.

I don't like you because of your money (or your position)!

You give me some time to think about it. How can I slip away when I have no time?

We had better be friends. (in fact, you still have use value)

Letters from men to women.

Letters from men to women.

1, women must remember that the husband's mouth is out, and the painful husband is convinced. Husband is used for pain. Don't always think about treating your husband, and don't discuss how bad your husband is when you are with other women.

Love is like quicksand, and men can't catch it. A woman should never try to catch a man, who is far from being safe with his heart. A person lives not only for money, but also for face.

You can't change him, you can influence him. Human nature is lazy and not very clean. You can't always let him do this and that when he gets home. I'll give it to you a little bit east and a little bit west. Letting him do the smallest thing will distract men from working outside and increase their ideological pressure.

4, husband and wife are United and work together. A woman should never ask what will happen next. A man keeps something in his heart, which is his strategy and his work strategy. I don't need to tell you to realize it. You can feel it with your heart, but don't bother to understand it. Never ask anything in front of men, because you think you are the most beautiful.

According to the research of scientists, a man who looks at beautiful women for more than two hours every day can prolong his life span by more than ten years. For the sake of my health, don't be so disgusted with me looking around. Do you want me to die before you? However, I promise: you are the parent and I am the deputy parent. When you go out to see a beautiful woman, you must first look at your face.

6, men have many shortcomings, such as dirty, lazy, greedy, lewd, overbearing and so on. I have the same problem. But not what you women think.

7. Women should not take doubt as their own judgment. Some things are not what you think. Judging your man with imaginary plots is a heavy blow to men and a kind of unconfidence to you.

8. Women should not complain about their men, let alone scold their men. Men who complain about themselves are more dissatisfied, and men who scold themselves are more indifferent to right and wrong. The role of force is mutual, and men who often scold themselves will get the opposite force.

9. Women should never think that giving themselves to men means that men will love themselves and ask men to marry you. It's a big mistake to say that I want to marry you just because I have sex with you. If according to your analysis, your first man is the man who should really marry you, why don't you hold on to him?

10, women must pay attention to, love a man must first love his parents, without his parents, where can you fall in love with him? How did he show up for you to love? Don't compare the attitudes of in-laws with those of parents.

1 1. A woman should not be a hedgehog under any circumstances. If women often make hedgehogs, men will not approach you actively. Hedgehog and puppy can't fall in love, just as fire and grass can't be together.

12. Don't leave home when he gets home. What he wants to see most when he comes home is you and what he wants to hear most is your voice. He wants to communicate with you and doesn't want to listen to your nagging.

13, I am dirty. I came back from playing the ball and sweated, and I wanted to kiss you when I held you. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Because I haven't seen you for a while, I miss you very much. It's not that I'm unsanitary

14, especially dislike washing clothes. I don't know how to wash socks for a few days. But when you pack my smelly socks for me, I just want to hug you from behind and kiss you hard. You can help me clean my smelly socks, which shows that you already love me very much. Since you love me so much, can I not love you? Kissing you is a way for me to express my love. I'm happy about it. Because washing clothes and doing housework is especially beautiful, you know?

15. Why don't I want to do housework? Another reason is that we don't want our future son to see his father do laundry and cook all day like a woman. That will affect our son, and he will become sissy and unmanly in the future. To show that I really love you, I took on all the housework before my son was born and grew up.

16, I'm a little horny, too. Walking out on the street, I always like to look around at all kinds of beautiful women on the road. In fact, I am comparing them with you, and I find that no one is more beautiful than you in my heart. In fact, I also hope that my woman has a figure of 90, 60, 89, and a devil figure. But I found that women in their 90 s, 60 s and 89 s make me feel that they are too professional (chickens) and make me sick. I think your bucket waist looks more comfortable.