Write a humorous composition of 4 words.

A classmate sitting in front of me, with a chubby figure and a never-ending mouth, often makes us laugh. Whenever he hears any topic, he naturally leads to a lot of humorous words from it. His name can be "loud" in our class, because when introducing himself in our class, he was the first classmate who rushed to the podium. Although his voice was not very loud, we could clearly hear his name was Wang Leifeng. Although learning is not the best, his humor can make us relaxed and happy in boring study. In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope for binding books and smiled back and said to us, "I'll tell you, if any of you get impatient one day, I will lend you this rope enthusiastically!" No! If you really need it, you can give it to you completely. I hope we can cooperate happily! " What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called "Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth"? Here, we can call him "glib Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate title for him.

Today, during the break, I wonder where Wang Leifeng got the interest to talk about his group leader again. He said humorously, "Am I not the group leader of our group?" So, I'm a "pig leader" now, you are all piglets, and I'm a feeder, managing you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the pig method! First, those who don't eat will be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard will be eight yuan. Let's adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time and 1 points, so it will be real. "Everyone laughed at his words. One classmate said," It depends on whether you can be the "pig leader". Just after that, the bell rang. The "pig leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs." "Enduring, pig long!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter and laughter, so unhappy! Don't let people feel boring again.

I think: Humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humorous words, you can make your resignation and study full of vitality and happiness, and you will no longer feel bored, and your heart will be adjusted too much. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone. A humorous composition describing characters

There are humorous people around me, including clean people, unruly people, unreasonable people and humorous people. By the way, the most humorous person in my memory is my aunt.

What happened to my aunt makes me want to laugh when I think about it now, and sometimes I wake up laughing even when I sleep-on a sunny morning, I went to my aunt's house to study. At this time, my uncle walked up to my aunt and said cautiously, "Give me some pocket money! No money! " Said and handed over the aunt's wallet.

Aunt slowly took out a 5-cent ticket from her wallet and gave it to her uncle, only to see his uncle stare at the change, as if to say, "It's really change!" Then a dime ticket came out. Seeing this, we were all amused. I thought the change should be five yuan and ten yuan. I didn't expect my aunt to take out a dime ticket. Such a small ticket, even we children don't spend it often, let alone adults! Aunt took out one piece after another, and always took it four times before she took out ninety cents. Wow! It's not even a dollar! At this time, my uncle deliberately pursed his mouth and said, "Why is it so little?"? There are more beggars giving alms than this! "Aunt said humorously," Don't you want change? I just give you change! "Uncle said," Ninety cents is not enough to take a bus! Not enough to buy a bottle of mineral water! Not enough to buy a bag of steamed bread! " After hearing this, Aunt finally took out two ten-yuan RMB and gave it to her uncle, who picked up the money. "That's more like it," she said and left with a smile.

how humorous auntie is! Write a composition about a humorous person

After watching an island movie at a friend's house, I went to my girlfriend's house and put her in bed to prepare for sex. My girlfriend shouted, Did you take medicine? Raincoats are * * *! Elder brother that cares so much, said to her: What are you afraid of? At most, it's like the advertisement of gynecological hospital. "Has it started? It's over! Girlfriend scolds: You know nothing! How painful it is to have an abortion! Just like a nightmare! Wait, there seems to be something wrong ... write a classmate's composition in 5 words, and be humorous

My classmate Xiao Zhao is my classmate. He is humorous and funny, and always brings us infinite joy ... He is the "pistachio" in our class! Want to know why my classmate has such a title? Then sit down, have a cup of tea, and slowly hear about my classmates.

He always wears rustic and outdated "yellow combat clothes", with a row of jagged teeth on his lips all day, treats people very kindly and always smiles. A round belly, really a little "prime minister" demeanor, unforgettable ... However, his silly appearance is really flattering.

At noon, the teachers were not in the classroom, and the students were eating in their seats.

"Sweet honey ~ I miss you, it's all there ..." This is, when the teacher is not here, he can't help but start shouting loudly, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the mountain road here is eighteen bends ~ hey ..." Listening to him sing is like listening to the radio: one minute he sings Jay Chou's Blue and White Porcelain, and the next he sings his own adaptation. Some students who are drinking water can't help spitting out the water ... At this time, the math teacher came to the class to see the situation, and saw him going deep into the depths of music, so he said humorously, "Haha, it seems that there is a" Mulan "who can sing and dance well in our class!" When the students saw the teacher coming, they immediately became silent, and even the sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was clearly heard.

Before he could react, he found that the teacher had already stood by, and his face turned red ... Another time, my math score was not ideal, which made me very depressed. I leaned against the table and kept silent ... He seemed to see through my mind and deliberately pretended to be serious, saying, "Hey, you always got 1 points in the exam, which made my classmates envy to death."

after all, it's your wiliness. I really admire you.

"After listening to this sour slip, it really made me smile bitterly, and I couldn't care less about my sadness and depression.

haha ..... students only have you as a "pistachio", so we can stop worrying ... Humorous and funny, I write 5 words

A classmate sitting in front of me, with a chubby figure and a never-ending mouth, often makes us laugh. As long as he hears any topic, he naturally leads to a lot of humorous words from this topic.

His name is famous in our class, because when introducing himself in our class, he was the first classmate who rushed to the podium. Although his voice was not very loud, we could clearly hear his name was Wang Leifeng.

Although study is not the best, his humor can make us relaxed and happy in boring study.

In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope for binding books and turned to us with a smile, saying, "I'm telling you, if any of you get impatient one day, I will lend you this rope enthusiastically! No! If you really need it, you can give it to you completely. I hope we can cooperate happily! " What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called "Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth"? Here, we can call him "glib Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate title for him.

Today, during the break, I wonder where Wang Leifeng got the interest to talk about his group leader again. He said humorously, "Am I not the group leader of our group?" So, I'm a "pig leader" now, you are all piglets, and I'm a feeder, managing you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the pig method! First, those who don't eat will be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard will be eight yuan. Let's adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time and 1 points, so it will be real.

"Everyone laughed at his words. One classmate said," It depends on whether you can be the "pig leader". Just after that, the bell rang. The "pig leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs.

""Endurance, pigs grow! " Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter and laughter, so unhappy! Don't let people feel boring again.

I think: Humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humorous words, you can make your resignation and study full of vitality and happiness, and you will no longer feel bored, and your heart will be adjusted too much. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone.

... it takes about 4 words to write a composition about a person's personality and humor

My classmate Xiao Zhao is my classmate. He is humorous and funny, and always brings us infinite joy ... He is the "pistachio" in our class! Want to know why my classmate has such a title? Then sit down, have a cup of tea, and slowly hear about my classmates.

He always wears rustic and outdated "yellow combat clothes", with a row of jagged teeth on his lips all day, treats people very kindly and always smiles. A round belly, really a little "prime minister" demeanor, unforgettable ... However, his silly appearance is really flattering.

At noon, the teachers were not in the classroom, and the students were eating in their seats.

"Sweet honey ~ I miss you, it's all there ..." This is, when the teacher is not here, he can't help but start shouting loudly, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the mountain road here is eighteen bends ~ hey ..." Listening to him sing is like listening to the radio: one minute he sings Jay Chou's Blue and White Porcelain, and the next he sings his own adaptation. Some students who are drinking water can't help spitting out the water ... At this time, the math teacher came to the class to see the situation, and saw him going deep into the depths of music, so he said humorously, "Haha, it seems that there is a" Mulan "who can sing and dance well in our class!" When the students saw the teacher coming, they immediately became silent, and even the sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was clearly heard.

Before he could react, he found that the teacher had already stood by, and his face turned red ... Another time, my math score was not ideal, which made me very depressed. I leaned against the table and kept silent ... He seemed to see through my mind and deliberately pretended to be serious, saying, "Hey, you always got 1 points in the exam, which made my classmates envy to death."

after all, it's your wiliness. I really admire you.

"After listening to this sour slip, it really made me smile bitterly, and I couldn't care less about my sadness and depression.

haha ...... students only have you as a "pistachio", so we can worry about it ...... Ma Qiang, a deskmate who writes a classmate's composition of 4 words (funny)

, always looks around when listening to the teacher's lectures at ordinary times, and always does his homework carelessly. He always ranks in the bottom of the class in every exam. Although he doesn't study well, he is good at it.

One day, in the school mid-term exam, Ma Qiang couldn't do a question. He saw that the classmate in front of him was a three-good student, so he thought, "Cheating once won't let the teacher see it.

"So, he craned his neck like a giraffe and copied it according to the classmates in the front seat, which happened to be seen by the invigilator. The teacher said," Don't peek! " After the exam, the teacher gave us a lecture. The teacher said, "Now I'll ask questions." Ma Qiang raised his mind at that time, and he was so scared that he immediately shrank his neck into his clothes ... After class, the students were amused by his funny appearance.

Ma Qiang blushed and said to everyone, "What are you laughing at? I'm a gentleman!" The next day, in Chinese class, the teacher told the story of the earth. The teacher said, "Ma Qiang, tell me what shape the earth is?" At this time, Ma Qiang was thinking about watching TV and playing football last night, and even took down his books. He vaguely heard the teacher's question about the ball, so he casually replied, "Beckham scored ..." The students were convulsed with laughter, and the teacher was also in distress situation.

Ma Qiang didn't put his intelligence and wisdom on study, but on playing and being naughty, so how can he get good grades?

birds chirping outside the window, the sun shines, and the leaves sway over and over, giving off beautiful light.

but when I turn around-"Let the apple be X, that's …" How boring! I sighed heavily and did exercises that seemed never to be finished ... At this time, the students near the window fluctuated, and immediately someone exclaimed, "Ah, there is a bird!" " Everyone's eyes immediately turned to the bird.

This sparrow has a hairy chest and beautiful feathers, which makes people want to catch it at first sight.

everyone exclaimed and closed the doors and windows, and began to catch it.

The teacher's long-lost heart of nature has also come into being. The teacher's command voice and the students' surprised voices, big and small, joined together, making the sparrow unprepared, and it flew to the fluorescent lamp.

"it's too high, what should I do?" As soon as this question came out, the students were full of words, "Hit it with chalk!" " "no! Climb to the table and drive it down! " "No ..." "That's it!" As soon as the teacher struck the table, the students immediately quieted down, and the sound of a needle falling to the ground could be heard.

The sparrow pokes its little head out from behind the fluorescent lamp.

"whine!" It screamed, because, I don't know who opened the door, and a small flying bug rushed in rashly.

At this moment, another novelty has been added to the classroom, and the students all cried out in unison.

The sparrow's eyes shone brightly, and it rushed past like an arrow, swallowed the little flying insect in one gulp, and then rushed out through the hidden door and disappeared into the dense leaves ... Looking at the teacher, she smiled grimly and pointed to the blackboard: "Write down these questions and do them.

"what? A whole blackboard problem! "Alas," we cried bitterly, and tried hard to write the exercises that seemed to be never finished ... Outside the window, it was still the yearning scene, so charming ...

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