Humorous sentences of business depression

1. Business has been sluggish recently, and customers have either run away or died.

I heard that the business was depressed, so I had a brainwave and began to sell insurance part-time.

3. Other people are too busy to close the door when their business is depressed, and I am too idle to close the door when my business is depressed.

My business is depressed, but at least I have a storefront to sit in.

Business is not so good recently, and customers have become more picky. If they are not satisfied, they will do it.

6. My store has entered a "slimming period" and lost ten pounds of meat in three weeks.

7. When the business is depressed, my clients treat me like a plague. They will stay at home as soon as I show up.

8. As soon as I heard that the business was sluggish, I immediately began to learn how to broadcast live among online celebrities.

9. My shop has entered the "hibernation period", and only two or three kittens visit every day.

10, business is sluggish, and I begin to doubt my life. Is there something wrong with my operation mode?

1 1. My store has entered a "silent period" and has been out of business for several days.

12, business is sluggish, and I began to doubt my life. Is it because of my bad character?

13, my shop has entered a "recession", and there have been no guests coming to my house for several days.

14, I heard that business was sluggish and began to learn to sell air to make money.

15, my shop has entered the "humble abode period", and only a few guests visit it every day.

16, business is sluggish, and I began to doubt my life. Is my life doomed to be unsuitable for business?

17, my store entered a "stagnation period" and business did not improve.

18, I heard that the business was sluggish, and I began to learn how to be an online writer and write jokes for the store.

19, my shop has entered the "dying stage", and the business is as deserted as a haunted house.

20. Business is depressed, and I began to doubt my life. Should I change careers?