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I'm fine now, not in love, still waiting for you.

1. I hope you can rub my head when you appear, hold me in your ear and say: I'm sorry, I didn't come until now and kept you waiting for too long.

2. I don't like warm men, I like the kind of bad guys who lie in the trough and ask me back if I scare you.

If you don't know what treasure is, then I will teach you, starting with losing me.

I don't want to like it, but to be eccentric.

5. Joking is sometimes a kind of dependence.

6. I am a lazy person and just want to be stable.

7. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

Nothing will last forever, but I will try to be with you.

9. If you love, you will love. If you are wrong, you will be divided. Tired is tired. We are not people who are dying in their seventies and eighties. We still have time to find someone to accompany you to your old age. Don't be discouraged. Without him, others will think that you are the one he deserves to love deeply.

10. What you like may not be suitable for you. All suitability is mutual accommodation and change of two people. No two people are born right, and they work in the same direction. This is the best love.

1 1. In fact, most people who show love have nothing to show off, but have a warm heart and can't wait to tell the world that I like this person.

12. When I am clamoring to leave you, it is actually the time when I can't leave you.

13. I just want to be your little devil. As long as you are mean to me, I will jump into your arms at once.

14. I believe I can meet someone better than you, but now you are standing in front of me like a waterfall from the sky, which is deafening. I can't see anything except you

15. May there be endless wine in your dream, and you will wake up as drunk as a fiddler. You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.

16. Many people want to take off your clothes. Does anyone want to buy you clothes? There are many people who want to invite you to dinner. Does anyone want to make you breakfast? There are many people who want to buy you a drink. Is there anyone who is drunk and takes care of you? There are many people who care about you when you are sick. Is there anyone who can take you to see a doctor and buy you medicine? There are many people who pursue you and are willing to take care of you sincerely.

17. I talk about you at least, but I think of you most often.

18. It's interesting to love someone all the time. I love your youth at the age of 20, your ambition at the age of 30, your beard at the age of 40, your white hair at the age of 50, your free and easy pace at the age of 60 and your cumbersome pace at the age of 70. I hope I can still love you at the age of 80. Anyway, I want to love you all the time. Well, that's it.

19. it's mine, and it can't be beaten away by wind and rain; It's not mine. No matter how hard it is, it won't stay.

20. Now I am fine, not in love, still waiting for you.

2 1. When a person loves you, your willfulness and your shortcomings are lovely. When a person doesn't love you, it's wrong for you to talk, not to talk, or even to breathe. This is human nature, just get used to it. So don't change yourself just to accommodate anyone. Love is brave enough to love, walk is striding, don't look back.

22. I want to hug you, that is, holding your waist with both hands and holding your arms together.

I rely on you for your narrow-mindedness and bad temper, and I cherish you the most in the world.

24. I don't envy couples kissing in the street, I only envy the old people holding hands in the depths of the alley.

25. I want to try being hugged by you.

26. I think maybe one day I can tell you all my sad things in the past. You will look at me with a smile, rub my hair, hug me and say, well, I'm not here now.

I am still waiting for you to come back.

1, there are many secrets, all hidden in personalized signatures.

Don't think about your kindness to others, because no one will remember it except you.

I hate that my friend knows another friend through me.

I have no time to fall in love with you. I want to marry you. This is the best confession I have ever heard.

5. Did you drink too much or eat too much or run out of a mental hospital?

6, it let me know those unknown soul tracks from myself.

I don't know what I'm insisting on, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.

8. What does it mean to start school? This means that another forest has disappeared.

9. Don't mention things that don't enter my eyes in my ear.

10, time will tell you that the more ordinary the company, the longer it will take.

1 1. I hope it is you, only you, and it must be you!

12, what I'm not good at is to stay, but you insist on leaving one by one.

13, a person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and spontaneous, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

14, I am still waiting for you to come back.

15, if you are injured, don't cry, take your luggage and travel!

16, I took off my disguise for you, but why did you hurt me like this?

17, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors.

18, you can never see the people around you clearly unless something bad happens to you.

19, all the scenery without you can only be called roadside.

All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end. Leave the rest to fate.

2 1, winter vacation sorry, my mother asked me to marry the school.

Although I can't see myself when I close my eyes, I can see you.

23. No one and no one are made for each other.

24. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.

I'm still waiting, still waiting for your return

1, there are many secrets, all hidden in personalized signatures.

Don't think about your kindness to others, because no one will remember it except you.

I hate that my friend knows another friend through me.

I have no time to fall in love with you. I want to marry you. This is the best confession I have ever heard.

5. Did you drink too much or eat too much or run out of a mental hospital?

6, it let me know those unknown soul tracks from myself.

I don't know what I'm insisting on, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.

8. What does it mean to start school? This means that another forest has disappeared.

9. Don't mention things that don't enter my eyes in my ear.

10, time will tell you that the more ordinary the company, the longer it will take.

1 1. I hope it is you, only you, and it must be you!

12, what I'm not good at is to stay, but you insist on leaving one by one.

13, a person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and spontaneous, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

14, I am still waiting for you to come back.

15, if you are injured, don't cry, take your luggage and travel!

16, I took off my disguise for you, but why did you hurt me like this?

17, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors.

18, you can never see the people around you clearly unless something bad happens to you.

19, all the scenery without you can only be called roadside.

All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end. Leave the rest to fate.

2 1, winter vacation sorry, my mother asked me to marry the school.

Although I can't see myself when I close my eyes, I can see you.

23. No one and no one are made for each other.

24. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.

25, afraid of acacia, has been acacia, it is the turn of acacia, there is a hint of eyebrows.

26. My truth is hidden in jokes.

27. People are always dissatisfied. If you like this, you always touch that.

If you don't take me seriously, I will treat you like this.

29. He insisted on looking for her, and I insisted on looking for you.

About falling in love, qq just fell in love.

be in a relationship

1, Cao Cao has a confidant, and Liu Bei has a sworn enemy. Don't care too much about what others say about you. Be yourself, do your own thing and go your own way. Living in the eyes of others is the saddest thing in the world.

2. Through critical eyes, the world is full of people with defects; Through arrogant eyes, the world is full of humble and stupid people; Through the eyes of wisdom, you will find that everyone has something worthy of your respect and learning. Those people who disgust you are helping you, helping you understand yourself and letting you discover your dark side.

3, know that only plain is the warmest fireworks in the world. After the prosperity, it's all clouds and smoke. When I look back suddenly, everything is empty. Laughing and cursing is life, with flowers blooming and falling like a dream. Mountain is a journey, and water is a journey. It's spring and autumn, and it's all floating clouds. Eternity should be far away. Looking back, the years can't stay; If you watch, you will lose track of time. So, smile relieved. Know how to cherish, everything comes from beauty; Willing to let go, walking is not a burden.

People are people, you don't have to be human. There are some things that we don't need to ask at will, otherwise it will increase our sadness; Some people, we don't need to wait too long, otherwise we will forget the time; There are some memories that we need to implant in our minds; Some feelings we can use to doubt life.

5, life doesn't need too much, as long as the heart is dependent and life is dull, it will be fine. We can't predict the future life. We shuttle through the crowd every day, not knowing how many people we will meet, how many roads we have to walk and how many bumps we have to experience. As long as someone is with you, as long as someone is willing to understand you, you will have warmth, go downstream and face life calmly.

6. Dreams may not come true today or tomorrow. The important thing is that it is in your heart. The important thing is that you have been trying. Good morning ~

7. Life is always a choice. We must learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet.

8, life, put your heart flat, is a calm water; Light up your heart is a free cloud.

9. Try to be a person who doesn't care about gains and losses, not to fight against the storms in the world, but to be innocent. In my life, I have learned to be casual and face my simple life frankly. Don't care too much about everything, just let nature take its course. Escape may not be too easy to escape; The face is not necessarily the saddest; Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy; Getting it may not last long; Losing doesn't necessarily mean losing.

10, when melancholy surges inadvertently, you feel the taste of missing; When you miss it inadvertently, you feel the taste of waiting; When waiting is ignited inadvertently, you realize the taste of caring; When care rises inadvertently, you will understand what pain is like.

1 1. A noble woman looks at her underwear. A delicate woman. Look at her nails. A sexy woman looks at her perfume. A moody woman looked at her watch. The gold digger looked at her bag. A lovely woman looks at her friend. A wise woman reads her articles. A virtuous woman looks at her own specialties. A romantic woman looks at her pajamas. Petty bourgeoisie girl looked at her cosmetic bag. The connotation of women depends on parents.

12, some have to be picked up and some have to be discarded. Because, only when it's over will the beginning begin.

13, life lies in practice, and practice lies in understanding. Life is beautiful. It is as beautiful as a never-ending picture scroll. Beauty is like a folk song that can't be sung all the time, so melodious, so far-reaching and so inspiring. Therefore, we have no reason not to love life, and there is no reason not to build life carefully.

A woman likes Gao Fushuai, but the person who is with her in the end is often the best for her. Some people say that women have no love. It's right to think about it.

15, in front of love, distance is really nothing. Therefore, if your lover is far away, don't feel lonely or wronged, but be glad that you have exchanged loneliness and missing for a true love, which is the love that others can't wait for.

16, as soon as you speak, you will soon have comments from people you don't know, upload photos you don't know, and talk about topics you can't touch. We will have different circle of friends. I can only send a text message on holidays and occasionally want to make a phone call, but I can't think of another topic like * * * for us to talk about. After dozens of kilometers, I even went to different cities and different countries. I finally lost you in the crowd.

17, what you will never forget in the end is not someone, but yourself who fell in love with it and was desperate.

18, today is a beautiful day to commemorate our childhood ~

19. If you choose one of these nine as your daughter, which one would you choose?

On February 2nd, 20.20xx, Fish Leong, 3 1 year-old, held a beach wedding in Boracay. When the sun went down, she stood on tiptoe and kissed the groom. But the groom is not Martha.

2 1, never know the person you love from others, whether you feel good or not, and whether you love yourself or not.

22. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend. As time goes by, whether I like it or not, I will always get used to thinking of you. Then I hope you are all right.

23. Many times, we are not short of chips for success, but lack of self-confidence. All roads, only when you step on them, will you know their remoteness and twists and turns.

24. Humanity. If you give him a dollar a day, he will hate you as long as he doesn't give it to him for a day. If you hit him every day, as long as you don't hit him every day, he will kneel down and thank you. So is human nature, so is life, and so is love.

25. In fact, some things are not as complicated as you think. Being cold and hot for you is to treat you as a spare tire and make you feel that you don't love enough.

26. Wake up stronger every day than the day before, look directly at your fears and dry your tears. People live in a state of mind, whether they are poor or rich, whether they gain or lose. Everything is in the past. As long as they are in a good mood, everything is fine. Time has drifted away. The so-called unforgettable is just a wisp of smoke in the world of mortals. The so-called life is just a blank in the depths of the soul.

27. Maturity is a sudden moment. You step on the ground with pride and let it blossom or rot into mud.

28, life is really tired, see how you taste; The world is not perfect, and life is inevitably flawed. Happiness is a contrast, because there are tears flowing, so the smile is sweeter. Put away your complaining heart, let the mirror of your heart shine into the light, and let the darkness hide in the corner, out of sight and out of mind.

The camel won't cry because it knows the value of water. I won't cry, because I know the hypocrisy of that love.

30. Cry if you want. Sometimes crying doesn't mean weakness, but being strong for too long. If you are unhappy, find a corner or cry in the quilt. You don't need sympathy. You can still live happily after crying. Of course, you should remember to leave your tears to those who love you the most.

3 1. Avoiding difficulties is a game that can never be won.

32. Sometimes the life I can't bear to throw away is not memories, but more burdens.

This is love. It can make a person extremely pure, and it can also make a person degenerate into a devil.

34. Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself.

35. The greatest happiness in life is to firmly believe that someone loves me. Life is like a dream, we should learn to look down on everything, look down on pain, cherish ourselves, be kind to ourselves, and cherish the bits and pieces given by God, so that there will always be a sunny sky in our hearts, look down on the pain in front of us, and maybe happiness will follow the pain.

36. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

37. Maybe we are all wrong. The form and weight of love have never been set in our hearts. What kind of love will you have when you meet a man?

38. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

39. There is no need to be fastidious about everything. Come here, come here. The long river of time rolls forward, and the clock of life quietly points to the end! I have cried and laughed; I have suffered, enjoyed, lost and gained. Along the way, the accumulation of life makes you understand that life is just a process of tasting life.