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Nonsense.

1. Since we can't be born together, we will harm the whole people together.

Yes, I just like you hopelessly. What's the matter? You like me too!

3. Good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million.

4. There are trees and branches on the mountain. Look up the remaining half sentence by yourself.

You are so ugly, don't go out and wander around, just stay in my world, okay?

6. Idiot, don't say you like me, but watch me being taken away by others. Is it interesting? Have fun. Do you know how much my heart hurts when I think that you don't care?

7. Hydrogen, thulium, magnesium, niobium, osmium, plutonium and ruthenium, you are the oxygen in my life.

8. If you fight, it's called robbery. If you don't fight, it's called picking the leak. Boy, you are still too young.

9. Forgive you, that's God's business, and my task is to send you to see God!

10. If you don't work hard today, work hard tomorrow!

1 1. Never mind what others think, you are your own king.

12. If you want money, don't give it.

13. There are many fish in the sea. Eat as much as you can!

14. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If anyone commits a crime against me, pay me back ten times. If people commit another crime, I will mow the grass.

15. If I become a Buddha, there is no magic in the world; If I become a demon, I can't become a Buddha.

16. Go against the sky, with exceptions. If you don't obey me, there will be no life.

17. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more arrogant than the sky.

18. Don't cry at my grave, it will pollute my reincarnation.

19. If the sky presses me, if the earth holds me and crushes the earth, we are born free. Who dares to stand on it?

20. Smile at the sky and go out. Are we Artemisia people?

Inspirational pursuit of light, saying that life is bitter, orange tree.

1. The most satisfying thing in life is that we face up to suffering while pursuing light.

2. Knowing that there is a deep cold, suffocating deep cold, makes people feel desperate that they can't be happy anyway. Just like a person trapped in the mire, mired in the swamp, struggling to get deeper and deeper, unable to break free and extricate themselves. In the dark, the days are like years, living and falling, feeling empty, helpless and helpless. I want to shout, but I don't have the courage.

Youth is forgotten in the dust of time, but the more forgotten, the more missed.

4. south lane storyteller, Huaihe cicada, uncertain, the stars in the north are still in the cowherd and weaver girl.

5. Companionship is the longest confession, and I am willing to accompany you to write a wandering plot.

6. Don't comfort my floating life with your fleeting time. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, and the world of mortals dreams deeply. Please take care!

7. No matter when you go to bed, a day has passed, no matter where the destination is, a year has passed. If you still have spare capacity, remember to protect beautiful things, be fearless and never give up.

I wish you and I have a bright future, and don't forget your initiative.

9. Pioneers attract attention, but they are often the loneliest.

10. Lost world, world blackened by lost people, lonely ghost

1 1. For three years, I was like a backpacker traveling in the dark, silently bearing everything. No one can talk, no one can feel the same. But I have always believed that no matter how long the night is, there will be an end. I'm not alone. I'll see the light eventually.

12. Although I often do things alone, I never feel lonely, because I understand that separation is the normal state of life, and there is really no need to be sentimental. Loneliness is an eternal fate.

13. Cotton candy is still sweet in the mouth, but it has lost its shape.

14. May you and I have no sorrow and be happy forever, and all the tears shed are tears of joy. Life is gone. May you live these years safely.

15. You can hear the second hand moving because it wants to tell you that time is passing.

Life is bitter and sweet. Let's make a long story short. Cherish everyone who is kind to me in the years,

1. From meeting to knowing each other, from falling in love to parting ways, we missed each other and left too much harm to each other. It is not that we haven't loved, but that we don't know how to love.

2. Every encounter in life has a destiny, which is fate. Whether it is warm or cold, love or hate, it will grow with your heart, so cherish it!

3. Life is short. Cherish everyone who is kind to me in the years. May everything be just right. May there always be light in your eyes. May we all live as we please. May you have no waves in this life, and I will not be sad or happy for the rest of my life.

The past is still vivid, but we have already waved goodbye. I had hoped that this was the way home. In the end, life tells us that we are all just passers-by and the journey continues. We can only say goodbye to each other and continue our journey. As time goes by, maybe we will forget each other, maybe we will remember each other, but a day like tonight will never happen again.

I called your brother for thirteen years. /kloc-I met you at the age of 0/6,/kloc-fell in love with you at the age of 0/7, and then left you because of one sentence. I have never changed my phone number for thirteen years, because I'm afraid you can't find me. Thirteen years later, we met again and talked for a few days. The misunderstanding was solved, because neither you nor I knew how to communicate at that time. I know you very well, but I still love each other but I can't go back. I've been worried about you all my life.

My husband doesn't remember anyone's birthday, only mine. We have been together for 15 years, and many friends say that we are still in love. How happy it is to meet the right person at the right time! The most beautiful meeting is you.

7. The most beautiful will be you! ! You taught me how to love someone and want to love you well, but you walked away, leaving me in the same place, and I couldn't get out by myself, and no one else could get in!

8. If I can't be together in this life, I hope I can meet you at the age of 18 in my next life and be the person around you forever. I hope you can see it.

9. People in the world always meet at a specific time and on a specific occasion. They fell in love at first sight, continuing the track of love. It can be said that there are many helpless people in the world, but there are also many people who cannot extricate themselves. Those who have loved and hated will always remember the most beautiful meeting, because there is still a place for you in my heart.

10, walking on the road of Shuangliu, full of memories, we still cried together, laughed happily, and separated for a week. Did you have a good time? I hope you can read this message. I never regret knowing you. The most beautiful meeting is you.

1 1. The story is more suitable for wine. Sometimes getting drunk is not the height of alcohol, but the height of your feelings. Meeting is the most beautiful, getting along is also the most beautiful, and the ending is not necessarily the most beautiful!

12, once the sea was difficult for water, amber forever, the most beautiful meeting was you, and the final outcome was you.

13, I won't wake you up or remind you to eat on time in the future. The wolf will never eat sheep and will never have a happy ending. After all, he won't accompany me to the end. I'm leaving now. You must be happy!

14, we miss the past, not because we can't let go of the original people and things, but because we miss ourselves. Life is a journey and many things are unique. If you miss it, you will never meet it again. The world is changing so fast that we are in a hurry, but we can't keep up. More and more things are lost. In retrospect, we can't find our original selves.

15, the most beautiful meeting is you! Meeting him is like meeting him in a desert spring, and the desolate heart is no longer empty! When I met him, I couldn't let go of my dear! These three words have always been considered vulgar! But I don't know how many times he said it in my heart.

16, everyone will meet someone who likes you, so cherish each other. Don't wait until you lose it to think that person is the best.

17, some feelings flow faster and faster. What you are worried about is that the other person will behave like that because of love. On the contrary, the other party will get bored and the result will be a breakup.

18, the story is more suitable for wine. I only drink when I am sad and crying. I'm drunk and crying for you. Although I have bitter and sweet experiences with you in this life, I hope I will never meet you again in my next life!

19, if you and I hadn't met, I wouldn't have known there was such a person in this world that I was infatuated with and fell in love with for a lifetime! The most beautiful meeting is you. In this life, even if there is only you in my heart, it is enough.

20. If you are destined to meet, life is a constant meeting, and you will continue to grow until you meet the person you want to settle down. You can still spend the rest of your life with him with your initial mood and your best self.

Philosophical sentence: life is a Dojo, and living is a kind of practice.

1. Life is the Dojo, and living is a kind of practice. The heart is faith, and the soul is totem. What kind of life will you have if you set your mind. Don't always say that fate is resigned. In fact, when you were born, God gave you half your destiny. Everything you say and do is transforming the value of your life, but some people are overlapping and others are decreasing.

2. The furthest distance in the world is not that branches cannot depend on each other; But the stars look at each other, but there is no intersection of tracks. The furthest distance in the world is not the trajectory between stars; But even if the tracks meet, there is no place to find them in an instant. The furthest distance in the world is not that there is nowhere to be found in an instant; But before we meet, we can't meet.

3. No matter how difficult things are, there is a beginning, and no matter how wonderful feelings are, there is an end. Dare to set out and win a lot of vitality; Not afraid of the end, usher in a new beginning. It is important not to delay at the beginning. As long as you have goals and foresight, and move forward step by step, the whole world will make way for you. Don't regret it when it's over. As long as it is the road you choose, weave it into a garland of life and enjoy your life.

4. In the world of two people, it is terrible for a woman to feel too strong or too weak. The former is too difficult to compromise and the latter is too cheap. It's too hard and too easy to give up each other. It's too cheap, and the other party will give you up. That's why we need a man who is evenly matched or even a little stronger, who pays for each other and owes each other nothing.

Everyone will be inferior to others in technology sometimes. Don't feel ashamed, and don't feel inferior. We are all human beings, mixed in the stream of people and living an ordinary life. When others ignore you, laugh at you, criticize you and frame you, you should learn to master your own rhythm. As long as your mind is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change anything about you. Don't envy others, everyone has pain; Don't lose yourself, cheer up is better than anything.

6. A maze-like city makes people accustomed to seeing the same scenery, taking the same route and reaching the same destination; Habits make people's lives unchanged. Habit makes people feel safe and lonely. And you never know what your habits will make you miss.

7. Whenever and wherever you are, you should understand that you live for yourself. Don't take others' comments too seriously. As long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to care too much. Those superficial compliments are the dust in the sun, which confuses your vision; Those criticisms and curses are also poison that anesthetizes you and will eventually confuse your mind. No matter how dangerous and difficult the road is, don't passively change yourself. Only in this way can you be different.

8. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what you see, what you can't see; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses. Therefore, the invisible see; Forgot, remember. However, does invisibility mean non-existence? Remember, will it never disappear?

9. Love and marriage are unpredictable, but there is a basic principle: addition. In other words, two people who love each other are stronger, more interesting, more powerful and naturally happier than when they are independent. Neither love nor marriage can reduce women's independence, men's wisdom, your own valued value and your unique survival pleasure.

10, when you meet the right person, you can integrate into life with the other person, whether it is simple or complicated, don't hesitate. If you hesitate, he or she may become her or his person. Don't covet material enjoyment, and don't covet spiritual nobility. There is no perfect person in the world, and there is no perfect life. If you are poor and rich, you will be happy.