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What do men do when they come home? Most of them have "wrong thoughts"?

What do men do when they come home? Most of them have "wrong thoughts"? 1. pestering you to chat. Maybe a man is not very talkative and can't say two or three words to you, but if he wants to "twist his heart" to you, he will probably keep pulling you to chat until you pass out. If you are dizzy, he will naturally have a lot of "crooked ideas". If a man comes home and pesters you to chat, talking about east and west, south and north, and land, in short, he is talking nonsense. In fact, he has long been unable to hold back his inner flame and wants to "twist his heart" to you. There is no need to be unclear.

2. Cooking with you at home, when cooking, women and men are most likely to have physical contact. If the husband stipulates to cook with you, you cook with him, or cut potatoes to cook together, then some physical contact will inevitably occur between you. When cooking together, you pick up a basin of water for him to wash the dishes, and he adds a piece of stir-fry to let you taste whether it is cooked or not. These little things will produce physical contact and a warm feeling. At this time, the boy has actually moved his mind to you and can't control himself.

3. Call an ordinary husband by his first name or call him his wife. Now, call yourself "dear" and "love you" and call yourself by all kinds of intimate words. Don't be surprised by women, it's just a man's "crooked mind". If a man addresses his wife in an intimate tone, the feelings between them will heat up, thus producing hormones. Therefore, if a man wants to "think bad" about you, he knows this, and he will address you in an intimate tone.

4. Give you beautiful clothes. Beautiful women will find that their husbands usually don't buy beautiful clothes for themselves for a year or two. Suddenly, they often buy beautiful clothes for themselves and wear them when they go home. Don't be surprised, in fact, he is just "thinking" about you. If a man wants to have a bad idea about you, he may send you beautiful clothes, and he may be willing to spend a lot of money on especially beautiful clothes. Because buying beautiful clothes, on the one hand, makes you particularly happy and can make you happy; On the other hand, he looks comfortable by himself.