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Talk about domineering

1. When we remove the stumbling block under others' feet, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

2. Dark bamboo is an orphan, and poisonous cat is a hero; Ink knives are evil, and dreams are not as beautiful as flowers.

3, endure for a while, calm down and take a step back.

I am in a bad mood now, and I don't want to do anything but eat.

5. Restrain your temper and be silent occasionally, because impulse will do irreparable things.

6. The truth of Marxism is endless. In the final analysis, it is a word. Rebellion is justified!

7. Only if you succeed in your sword, will you have the courage, and if you have the courage to come out, can you cross the world.

8. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.

9. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

10, the spring of the mountain stream has been winding, and it sings a wonderful song.

1 1, you wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

12, longevity is with heaven and earth, and Guang Qi is with the sun and the moon.

13, Jibu made no commitment, and Hou Ying repeated a sentence.

14, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up and do your homework.

15, I am a Jianghu person and should be a Jianghu soul; Killing people without blinking is my root.

16, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

17 but before he could conquer, he was dead, and the heroes cried on their coats from now on!

18, listen to me, I love you, only you can love me!

19, the computer and my language are the same. Every time I look at it gently, it collapses subconsciously.

20, snow clouds, stunning in the sky, if you advance, if you retreat, if you return!

2 1. If you abandon me, you can also bully me. If the world abandons me, the world should be destroyed.

22, the west wind is planted all over the courtyard, and the cold butterfly is hard to come. If I were Di Qing next year, I would report to Taohua!

23. The stars tilt down from the open space, and the moon runs from the upper reaches of the river.

24, Lao Tzu is nowhere in the world, and a bottle is the Lord of Hengshan.

25, the world is in the elder sister, don't ask the world of mortals.

26. Don't alienate your husband unless he has no tears.

27. Pay attention to your self-cultivation. You are the child's first teacher.

28. If you fight for a hundred thousand heads of blood, you must save Gan Li Kun.

29. If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you.

30. Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.

3 1, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

32. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died in less than two seconds.

33. When the wind blows and clouds fly, the Weaver Girl returns to her hometown in China, and Andrew guards everywhere.

34. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and strike a light all the way.

35. For men, having milk is a mother. For women, money is lang.

36. I eat pomegranate one by one at home, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!

37. God is also a single parent.

38. Learn to think clearly, understand your own smallness and avoid narcissism. Don't be strong in everything, because it is not as strong as you think!

39. Change yourself and challenge yourself. From now on.

40. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

4 1, you won't fold your clothes and stay there! I'll fold it later!

42. Only by living a life you love, loving your life and living a happy life can you live a happy life. Only by working happily can you have a happy life. The ideal of life is actually the ideal life!

43. The way I choose is to walk on my knees.

44. You think you are RMB. I have to revolve around you every day.

45. Since God has given talents, let them be used! , spin one thousand silver, all back! .

46. The wind is strong and the spring tide is strong. Flood totem dragon, fire nirvana phoenix. The flame of civilization, eternal flame, is unique to me; Coexist with heaven and earth and shine with the sun and the moon.

I don't agree with you, but I will die? Defend your right to speak.

48. Don't lie, because you will be caught one day.

49. If you ask where cohesion comes from, the ancestor of mankind is Xuanyuan.

50, you don't respect me, I respect you, you still don't respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you.

5 1, heaven and earth are ruthless, and everything is a dog.

52, shaking clothes, Wan Li flow.

53. Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, all kinds of skills.

If you want to be happy with your meaning, you must give meaning to the world.

55. Where there is a will, there is a way. If we cross the rubicon, 102 Qin Guan will eventually return to Chu. If you do it with your heart, the sky will reward you and you will taste courage. More than 3,000 armour can swallow Wu.

56. Make your own decisions. Be prepared to face the consequences. Remind yourself from the beginning that there is no regret medicine in the world.

57. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. I always scold your mother, and I almost have feelings for your mother.

58. When the wind blows and clouds fly, Vega returns to her hometown in China, and the valiant soldier will guard her everywhere!

59, calm because you are not afraid of death, I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

60. How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

6 1, people are as dead as iron, see how to try to mend the sky!

62, life and death pay a dime, and life returns to the world.

63. When I say I like you, you must hug me and say, "Shit, I stopped talking! ! ! "I am very domineering, and I like the domineering of my man.

64, ten years to grind a sword, frost and cold have not tried.

Dude, I bet you that if you lose, you will be my husband. If I lose, I will be your wife!

66. I am the first emperor. There are many descendants, and two or three are endless.

67. You are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall!

68. The top gun cut the sky, wandering around the world and asking the chivalrous man. Today, a thousand miles a night; Ming, smile at the sky.

69. I am a madman in Chu. He sang a crazy song and argued with Confucius.

70. Youth is running wildly and then falling down beautifully.

7 1, a promise is not fulfilled when it is most needed, that is, it is sold and then cashed later, which is meaningless.

72. There is no failure except giving up trying!

73. A fault is a short-lived regret; It is a permanent regret to miss it.

74. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for earth people?

75. I wanted to ride a donkey to find a horse, but I found it wasn't a donkey, it was a horse!

76. If you were born 500 years earlier, who would be Wan Li Jiang Shui?

77. I would rather lose this world than let it lose me.

I envy you knowing me at such a young age.

I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world.

80. At the end of the mountain range and the beginning of the plain, the river winds through the wilderness.

8 1, the dragon has fallen asleep, and there is a small noise on Qian Shan.

82. A drop of water wears through a stone, not with great strength, but with great skill.

83. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

84. Don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

85, nothing don't give yourself trouble! Give me trouble if you dare!

86. Emotions like sadness are a waste of short life and really unnecessary.

87, welcome the spirit to drink for you, it is a high-rise horse weeping willow.

88. Don't hesitate to play treasure knife, and you can change wine. A cavity of blood is diligent and precious, even if spilled, it can become Bi Tao.

89. Even if my heart is blown to pieces and blood is like a blowout, I am still calm.

90. Women should be brave and independent like men sometimes. Since you can't satisfy everyone, please satisfy yourself.

9 1, I like the snow thousands of miles in Minshan, and the three armies meet each other!

92. If you can't turn over the past, don't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

93. Don't think sending flowers on Valentine's Day is boring. It's not every day. Why are you looking for such a boring excuse?

94. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

95. Only those who are not afraid of death are worth living.

96. A man's head made a wine glass and drank all his blood.

97, Long Hudou can't current, murderous look straight up, I want to Zhang Jukou heaven, a swallow Hu Tianjiao.

98. Long Jiao didn't fight. He was angry. Slaughter and conquer wild animals and devour Hong Tianjiao.

99. Change your life with my three fireworks.

100, rocks are flying in the air, and the waves hit the shore, rolling up thousands of piles of snow.