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Complaining about the inconvenience of short-sightedness (55 articles)

A Moments article that complains about the inconveniences of myopia (Part 1)

1. Even without glasses, hearing is affected.

2. Your eyes are so big and you are not nearsighted. Why can’t you see that I really like you?

3. A couple went to an art exhibition. The wife was highly myopic. She stood in front of a portrait and screamed: Oh my God! The woman in this painting is so ugly. The husband pulled her and said: Keep your voice down. Wife

4. Our old man who teaches chemistry has 800 degrees of myopia. After writing on the blackboard during class, he turned around and suddenly pointed at me

5. The window to your soul, We take care of you!

6. Only now, after putting on glasses, can I see how realistic the world and the people around me are, and how naive I am.

7. The pain of myopia: Hermaphrodite is seen ten meters away, humans and animals are indistinguishable from twenty meters away, and six relatives are not recognized from thirty meters away.

8. Look at the moon in the sky, it’s so round. By the way, you are myopic, so you can see in the water.

9. You should also wear contact lenses even if you are not wearing makeup. It is too tiring to see the world with myopia.

10. Let the "vision" world be filled with love.

11. Men are prone to hyperopia when they are in love: women are prone to myopia when they are in love.

12. "Eye" is the color of life, cherish "Eye" forever.

13. Prevent myopia, start today.

14. Cherish eyesight, bright life .

15. For those who don’t like me, I can only say one thing, you should wear glasses.

16. How special are you among thousands of people. However, even if I am short-sighted, I can still see you.

17. There is nothing wrong with being short-sighted, at least when I see you betraying me, I can pretend that I didn’t see it clearly.

18. Your hearing will be affected even if you don’t wear glasses, a Moments article complaining about the inconveniences of myopia (Part 2)

19. The advantage of being myopic is that you won’t feel dirty when you look at anything

20. Joke: Patient: Doctor, my myopia is too serious. Doctor: Can you tell me how far my myopia is? Patient: I opened my wallet and I couldn’t see the money.

21. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can’t see any money when I open my wallet.

22. To prevent myopia in teenagers, start step by step

23. Wear. It’s very annoying when wearing a mask.

24. It’s not a good thing for people to see everything too clearly, so I decided to become myopic.

25. I dreamed that my glasses were broken in the middle. (Although I don’t often wear glasses). Dreams are as broken as dreams. I wake up three times in half an hour. 26. I almost put my head on the table when I forgot where I put my glasses. I feel like a useless person when I touch it with my hands.

27. Cute myopia ~ There is no distinction between male and female beyond three steps, and between humans and animals beyond five steps ~

28. Children always look alike. Squint and get your eyes checked as soon as possible.

29. I dreamed that my glasses were broken (although I don’t often wear them). I woke up three times in half an hour. p> 30. Sometimes we are short-sighted and ignore family affection; sometimes we are far-sighted and miss love.

31. Why can’t I understand your heart after looking at it for so long?

32. “Why do you sometimes wear glasses and sometimes not? " "When you admire the world, put it on and see it clearly; when you are disappointed with it, take it off and look at it indifferently. "

33. Don't belittle glasses in front of people who wear them. Glasses are guiltless.

34. The windows to the soul, take care of them with your heart.

35. It’s hazy three meters away, you can’t distinguish between male and female at five meters, you can’t recognize six relatives at ten meters, and you can’t tell the difference between humans and animals at 100 meters. Next time you see me without glasses, please don’t blame me for not saying hello, because I really can’t see

36. It’s really hard to be near-sighted. It’s common for men and women to be indistinguishable. It’s possible to wear small glasses on your nose, and it’s uncomfortable for people to be exposed to moisture. It’s hard to move around.

National Eye Care Day is here. May you protect your eyes and enjoy a better life! Copywriting on Moments that complains about the inconveniences of myopia (Part 3)

37. Use scientific eyes and you will be endlessly wonderful.

38. Maybe. . . . . . Some people have experienced seeing big black plastic bags as black cats on the road.

39. Continuous heavy rain is the best criterion for testing the quality of road construction. The foundation is important, and so is leveling. My short-sighted person saw a passerby stepping into a puddle and immediately walked away. And he muttered nervously in his heart: The construction was not done well.

40. Are you short-sighted or have small eyes? Why can’t you see my loving eyes and heartbeat?

41. Do you think they just can’t see without wearing glasses? No? They are also deaf.

42. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can’t see any money when I open my wallet.

43. Once myopia occurs, it will not only bring a lot of inconvenience to the patient's life, but also may not be able to study in the school of choice or engage in an ideal career because the vision does not meet the requirements. Because many professions and types of work, such as navigation, aviation precision instruments, military industry, high technology, etc., have very high requirements for naked vision. The dangers of myopia include low vision, frequent dryness and fatigue of the eyes, which affects the quality of study, life and work.

44. Healthy eyes, healthy life.

45. Use good eyesight and good habits, and myopia will not bother students.

46. Myopia is also good. My left eye is melancholy and my right eye is hazy. At least I don’t have to see people too clearly.

47. I bumped into someone while filming a video. The tragedy of myopia is that I can’t see anyone on the screen.

48. What’s wrong with myopia? Why do you need to see the world so clearly? Only when you are clear and hazy can your heart not hurt.

49. Myopia also has benefits. The blurry world may be happier.

50. A couple goes to an art exhibition. A couple goes to an art exhibition. My wife was highly myopic, and she stood in front of a large painting and looked at it carefully for a long time. Suddenly he shouted: "Oh my God! Why is this woman so ugly?" "Honey, don't make such a fuss." The husband quickly stepped forward and quietly told his wife: "This is not a painting, it is a mirror."

51. Make your eyes brighter and the world more exciting.

52. Sometimes we are a little short-sighted and ignore the real emotions closest to us; sometimes we are a little far-sighted and blur the happiness closest to us. Life is really short, not as long as we think. Therefore, be kind to the person who loves you, and be kind to yourself. The person who is your pillow today may be a stranger tomorrow. If you don’t have time to fall in love in this life, don’t expect to meet again in the next life.

53. Myopia and astigmatism. The last time I watched the super moon without glasses, the moon was really big...

54. Eyes can be short-sighted, but not short-sighted.

55. Any crystal glasses are harmful to the eyes. A circle of friends about the mood of not being able to go out when it rains

A circle of friends about the mood of not being able to go out when it rains (Part 1)

1. I was walking on the path with an umbrella, and I was walking carefully. Listen carefully to the autumn rain. The raindrops hitting the umbrella were like the whisper of swallows, and like a soft "serenade". Gradually, the rain became heavier, and the sound of rain at this time was like a majestic symphony.

2. As long as it rains, I can’t go out without going out. I hate the rain so much that I can’t wear gray pants or white shoes.

3. The rain is getting heavier and heavier. The water merged into small streams, laughing, singing, dancing, and running forward.

4. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves where you and I hide from the rain together.

5. Looking at everything quietly, thinking about my upcoming journey and leaving my relatives and friends, I can’t help but feel a little sad and melancholy, so I wrote these words on a rainy day.

6. Hate rain! I also hate it when it rains when I wear white shoes

7. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that have protected you from the rain. I miss you so much, why does it always rain.

8. Listening to the patter of rain, I got up and walked to the window, and the slightest raindrops came through the window.

I once heard the lyrics of a song that read... People will always encounter rain during a breakup!

9. If an umbrella does not belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain; if a heart does not belong to me, I will not keep it.

10. Listening to the patter of rain outside the window, it seems that the world has become quiet.

11. When it rains, no one gives you an umbrella. This is the deepest loneliness.

12. Looking back at the past, the scenes still appear in front of me. Although we are now strangers, looking at the rain outside the window, I think of the past me and you, so familiar, but yet It's so out of reach.

13. Raining is the best weather for sleeping.

14. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, I will make it rain every day.

15. I like rain because it feels comfortable. I like rain because it is pleasant. I like rain because it is as sad as me. About the mood of not being able to go out when it rains (Part 2)

16. Seeing the past of light, it is just a game and it will end. How many true brothers are there?

17. Listening to the sound of rain is like falling into a dream that you don’t want to wake up from. The music is gurgling like a flowing spring, and the sharp sound of the hollow guqin breaks through the rain, as if it has been practiced for a long time. In the traces of the war, there is a watery tenderness - a dreamy voice.

18. It gave the leaves a bath. The originally gray leaves turned out to be like emerald, crystal clear and completely new.

19. On a rainy day alone, I like to hold a small umbrella, go to the vegetable garden to pick a handful of green beans, cut a bunch of fresh green leeks, go home, wash my hands and make soup, and cook a pot of life. The real taste, in the trivial days, is blended with the fragrance of dishes, the fragrance of rice, and a few plain side dishes, making the family eat delicious and delicious.

20. In the 480 temples of the Southern Dynasty, many towers were in the mist.

21. The snow-covered Alps welcome the morning glow and are dressed in rosy beauty; the cottages in the distance are shining like a girl's eyes, making people's hearts agitate.

22. It was another rainy day. Someone once said that I would carry a black guitar and silently walk through the city.

23. It’s not scary to walk alone on a rainy day. What’s scary is that the wind and rain are dancing around you! I think it's too much!

24. My favorite rainy days, I read old books, old letters, and diaries on the rocking chair, and the past gradually fills my heart with the sound of rain. How much joy? How much pain? It will all become the proof of your existence and your past. What about success? What about failure? Life will still not change the repertoire of joys and sorrows according to your will. Taking things as they come is eternal happiness.

25. It’s raining. What I am afraid of is not thunder and lightning, but you having an affair with others in the rain.

26. Perhaps in the past, we watched typhoons side by side and found it very exciting. And now, no matter how lightly it rains, I feel sad.

27. Rain gives people a sad feeling. It's fine with two people, especially when you are alone, you will feel very lonely

28. I like rainy days, because in the rain, others can't tell whether it is rain or tears.

29. I thought that time is a good medicine that will dilute everything. Who would have thought that it would be like a dose of poison and become more unforgettable the longer it lasts.

30. Drizzle is the most beautiful gift in spring, making the earth full of life; drizzle is the best nourishment in the season, making peach blossoms particularly fragrant; drizzle is the softest scenery in the years, making blessings extra special Fresh. May you bathe in the soft drizzle of spring and start a happy life. Copywriting for complaining on WeChat Moments when you are confused at work

Copywriting for complaining on WeChat Moments when you are confused about work

1. We can all give directions to others and tell them how to go, but there is no choice. What's more, I feel confused and at a loss when facing myself.

2. I have never waited or wandered. In fact, I understand that it is the arrangement of fate. I am a body, dead and confused, unable to find the direction of the wind, and unable to find the sadness of the past.

3. Can the brightest star in the night sky hear clearly the loneliness and sigh in the heart of the person looking from afar.

4. "I heard that there is an ancient custom in the imperial country. When men and women meet in the dark at night, they kiss each other to confirm their love. If they bite each other's lips during the test, it means that they will not marry anyone other than the queen. (Marry), you will never regret it!" "If you don't marry me, you will never regret it," Feng Xi caressed her lips, the hot breath in the dark, the low and firm words... I will come back to you in the next life! Remember me! Is that so? Make a vow for the next life? But is there an afterlife for people? Yan Yingzhou... Suddenly, the sweet and sour prunes in his mouth became as bitter as medicine, making it difficult to swallow. There is something in my heart that sinks to the bottom...sinks...all the way to the most secret corner, hidden deep, and will never rise again in this life. ——Qing Lingyue "Try the World"

5. I am a very ambitious person, but at the moment I am confused about who I will do it for if I make money in the future. I tried not to contact her yesterday, but I felt so empty that I couldn't help but come to the forum to complain.

6. You are afraid of being misunderstood, and I am afraid of being laughed at.

7. The curtain on the stage of life may open at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

8. When I like you, you don’t like me. When you love me, I don't love you anymore. Love in life is like missing it. If you miss it, it is difficult to love again. Being sad or happy in love is a very normal thing, but it can be extremely sad or extremely happy. When there is extreme joy, that person will say, let's go on like this! But when extremely sad, that person will say, let's break up! This is love.

9. When you feel confused, please look up at the sunshine on the horizon.

10. Where should I go? The dark future without any light

11. Having a crush on someone is when you suddenly see him or her coming towards you, that kind of surprise. An electric shock sensation like being struck by lightning. Although you will act very calm and composed, as if you have never met before, and walk past him with an aloof and indifferent face, you can't hide the nervousness, panic, shyness and uneasiness in your heart. I'm always paying attention to you, in any way you know or don't know.

12. For life, I don’t seek to be gorgeous, but to be plain and real. But why, you made my life dim in an instant. Is it a sentimental and artificial sigh for you or is it true? Loved you.

13. The wind is also clear. I ask the stars in the evening sky. In the quiet night, who is singing?

14. I am really getting more and more uneasy. I am very confused about the future and accompanied by insecurity. Although I am calm on the surface, I am actually very flustered on the inside.

15. Why do I feel confused? I always feel that no amount of words can reach the desolation in my thoughts, and no amount of expressions can bear witness to the desolation of my heart. So, we say to ourselves: No one will understand us anymore, no one can trust us anymore. Sometimes, we even lose ourselves for a time, blurring who we are, and forgetting where we are and where we want to go.

16. There is always a journey that needs to be walked alone, so walk bravely and finish it gorgeously.

17. Many things in life are hard to come by. Those who are deliberately forced cannot get it, and those who are not expected often come unexpectedly.

18. Maybe you think living alone is fun, but in the end you find that you still have to integrate into society.

19. The unreachable stars are always the brightest, the missed movies are always the most beautiful, and the lost ones are always the most wanted. Why not take good care of the present?

20. When you have the ability, do something big; when you have no ability, do something small; if you have the power, do something good; if you don’t have the power, do something practical; if you have spare money, do something good. ; If you don’t have money, do some housework; if you can move, do more things; if you can’t move, just recall happy things. We will definitely do wrong things, but we should try to avoid doing stupid things and resolutely not do bad things. Life is actually nothing, that's all for life. Part Two of the Complaint Copy I Posted to Moments When I’m Confused at Work

21. This world is the dustiest, most confused, and most ruthless. It clearly gives us a corner to live in, but our hearts have nowhere to rest.

22. The most helpless thing is to miss you quietly when I can only be alone.

23. If you dare not start, you will never grow.

If you don't look for it, you will always be confused!

24. Love is exchanged for heartlessness, a person’s loneliness, is it my indifference or your fault?

25. Now I can’t see what my future will look like, and I feel confused and at a loss.

26. Step out of the house, look up and see the clear sky, lift out the dressing table, and see your ordinary self. Raise your arms, take a deep breath, and the steps of life pour into your mind, gently feel the rhythm of inhaling and exhaling, listen to the stories passing by in the wind, rest your eyes and enter another moment, with your whole heart A different world.

27. There is no need to doubt yourself for the current mistake, but you should face the mistake head-on and avoid similar mistakes in the future.

28. Gradually, I began to doubt whether I had ever really liked someone. I began to ask myself, what do I like about them?

29. Happiness and sadness are in your moment, but it depends on how you grasp it.

30. Pretend to be strong because you don’t want others to see your weakness; pretend to be happy because you don’t want others to know your loneliness; pretend to be happy because you don’t want others to see your wounds; pretend to be sweet because you don’t want others to see your tears; Pretend to be simple because you don’t want people to feel sad; pretend to be happy because you don’t want people to see scars; pretend to be happy because you don’t want people to see loneliness. Everything is fine with me at the moment, pretending that everything is fine.

31. Sometimes, the other person keeps avoiding the questions you ask, which is to tell you tactfully that the true answer is cruel.

32. Since you can’t express it, it’s better to laugh it off; since you can’t let it go, it’s better to be calm and composed.

33. I always feel that no amount of words can reach the desolation in my thoughts, and no amount of expressions can bear witness to the desolation in my heart.

34. Every time, when I look at those anxious and leisurely faces; every time, when I peek into those noble and humble hearts. I couldn't help but be irritated and uneasy.

35. Many times, I am confused about my own life and cannot find a better reason to stop myself from thinking about things that others think are unimportant.

36. I waited for a long time, but then I finally understood that sometimes there are things that happen to some people, and we have no choice but to say goodbye.

37. We raise our chins and look at the world with provocative eyes. We seem to be stubborn and strong, but in our hearts there is fear and confusion.

38. The sky is blue and the sun is bright. There are new flowers blooming, things are different and people are different. The heart is depressed and the feelings have old wounds. Mi Ni's life is filled with chaos. Dead in the world of mortals, dimmed youth.

39. Are you crying silently under the curtain? Wandering under the streetlight, confused, not knowing where to go?

40. The confusion and complaints of the past are far away. The stories of the past are automatically packed into the safe one after another and waiting to be read. The fresh air jumps in front of you, and you lower your head and kiss the last time. tears. Part Three of the Complaint Copywriting Posted on Moments for Being Confused at Work

41. I was really confused and entangled. In fact, I knew it when I was very young, but I didn’t understand it at that time. I didn’t understand anything. Mom has never been shy in front of my good sisters and me.

42. Helpless and confused, missing them makes me feel more and more precious and impermanent of life. It also makes me feel the insignificance and fragility of life. At the same time, it makes me know how to cherish life more.

43. I believe that the sky will not always be dark, and life will not always be confused. No matter how dark or confused, there is always a ray of light.

44. The sky is always cloudy, but now it is foggy. I can’t see anything clearly in the distance, as if it is my future. Confused at this moment.

45. Faith cannot be verified by logic. What saves you in the most dangerous moment is faith, and only faith.

46. Confused Sentences Part 4

47. The skirt dances, but the heart cries. A feeling quietly filled my heart and came to my mind. Maybe I just wish there was a bunch of roses at the end of the road that were once red. Although there are always some roads that we need to walk alone, there will always be a way for us to meet at the end.

48. The past always lingers, but the future lingers in the future. Eyes full of confusion, infinite emptiness.

49. Because of confusion and chaos, because of chaos and wandering, when pain comes in all directions, language becomes a burden.

50. Confusion is like a fog, letting troubles hide and seek with you. Only by finding out the source of the troubles, finding a solution, making a plan, taking steps, moving forward step by step according to the plan, and stabbing with the plan. Only by breaking through the confusion in front of you can you gain wisdom, break out of the cocoon and turn into a butterfly, and finally walk out of the boundless fog and embrace the dawn of happiness and success.

51. I have been confused for a long time, and I probably don’t even remember “What is confusion? The only thing that can be sober and certain is called decadence!

52. Almost everyone will experience that period. Two periods of confusion. However, some people are confused for a while, and some are confused for a lifetime.

53. Or they are lonely and submissive; or they are rebellious and deviant, confining themselves in their own world and praying for nothing. Forgiveness.

54. People are always busy making sadness one after another, but few people have the patience to ask why.

55. There are always people asking you, Do you have a partner? Haha, no. It’s impossible! Actually, it’s not that no one is chasing you, it’s just that you don’t have a suitable one. Maybe you want to fall in love sometimes and want to stop being lonely. , but that person doesn’t want to fall in love casually, because there is a kind of singleness called “better than too much”, and there is a kind of singleness that is just waiting for someone.

56. In life, you have to be ambitious and go far. The road is not afraid of hardship, not afraid of other people's irresponsible remarks, but afraid of giving in halfway.

57. I have been thinking, do I like you, or do I need a shadow in my heart to make me like you. .

58. Life is not just about waiting for good luck to fall from the sky. Even if it is destined, you have to find it yourself.

59. Life is not just about warmth. The road of life will not always be smooth, but as long as you have confidence in yourself and know your own value, life will not be so confusing.

60. I have been confused, and I can't see the distance but I long for it. Hidden in my heart is a face that makes people’s hearts beat, a girl that makes people’s hearts tremble. A collection of copywriting on Moments that complain about the hot weather

A collection of copywriting on Moments that complain about the hot weather (Part 1)

1. A certain aunt: The weather is so hot: I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home!

2. It’s so hot. Can you lend me 10 yuan to buy popsicles?

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3. Don’t ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am!

4. The weather is hot, so you need to style your hair to cool down~

5 . I stepped on the freshly painted yellow line, leaving a series of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step I took was like stepping on a candy cane that had been sun-melted by the heat.

6. The hot weather invites. Let’s go to the sauna for free and lose weight together, come on!

7. God, you have to let everyone understand that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!

8. I was there! In the sub-zero low temperature, I threatened that I would rather die of heat than freeze like a dog. It was not until I was turned into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was because I was too young.

9. I often walk on the street. How can I not get wet?

It’s too hot to sleep at 10.29 degrees. How did I come here when I was a freshman in the dormitory without air conditioning and it was 30 degrees Celsius?

11. It’s that season where you’re all sweaty when you go to the toilet.

12. A small blessing: the weather is so hot, I drank a bit of iced Coke today, I am so happy.

13. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then they became acquainted.

14. I don’t know why I feel very sleepy today. The shoes don’t fit my feet and the blisters are hurting all the time. The weather is so hot, I feel very, very sleepy.

15. What? Isn't it the hottest today? I'm almost heated up, okay!

16. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year

17. There are so many scammers on the street now. Please be careful when you go out today. There was a guy on the street who kept saying it was too hot, too hot. I followed him for three streets and he was still alive.

18. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry her!

19. Thinking about your beloved at night, tossing and turning?

20. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket... Copywriting on Moments to complain about the hot weather (Part 2)

21. Let me tell you several ways to quickly relieve the heat: In addition to looking in the mirror, checking the bank card balance, pinching my belly, and checking the QQ invisible status of my sweetheart. Is your heart feeling cold now?

22. The cannibal chief came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: Yo! Conveyor belt sushi! When the chief came to Gulangyu Island and saw the huge crowds of people, he was overjoyed: Oh! Boiled meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man falling. He was overjoyed and said: "Yo!" Teppanyaki!

23. In the current weather, you can make instant noodles directly with tap water!

24. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperatures, the roadside porcelain industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage.

25. What defeats me is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm.

26. Ice-cold watermelon is indispensable in summer, just like you are indispensable for me to make a fuss.

27. How about your side? I’m already familiar with it.

28. The eggs bought in the supermarket were cooked at home.

29. You must bring two pieces of paper with you when you go to the toilet in summer, one to wipe sweat and one to wipe your buttocks.

30. When we look at each other and smile, we become acquaintances!

31. Hiding in an air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of turning into a Brazilian barbecue.

32. It’s really crazy. If the weather is hot and the weather is not going well, I will go crazy in all kinds of ways. No one should mess with me. If we are not on the same frequency, we will never be able to communicate.

33. It’s so hot today that the thermometer is off the charts.

34. Why do so many people say it’s hot? . . Actually it's not bad. . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't, just confess your love to the person you like, and your heart will soon fall apart

35. A heavy-flavored realistic movie will be staged in Beijing: "The City is Hot to Death"

36 .This summer, the heat was so hot that life was worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room so that I could use it alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in her room.

37. The people you meet when you go out are all acquaintances, the kind who are cooked by the sun.

38. The summer wind is blowing warmly, as if it is saying that it wants to heat me to death.

39. The hot setting sun outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but no human beings can be seen, making people feel that they have entered a primitive zone.

40. My steel teeth burn my mouth.