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Who won the Three Kingdoms in the end?

The final winner of the Three Kingdoms is Sima Yi. Emperor Xian of the Eastern Han Dynasty abdicated Wei, which was divided into three parts: Wei, Shu and Wu.

Although Cao Wei replaced the Eastern Han Dynasty, Sun Quan established Soochow, and Liu Bei established Shu Han and Cao Wei to fight against the world. Cao Wei destroyed Shu Han and Soochow surrendered to Cao Wei. Of course, when everyone thought that the final winner of the Three Kingdoms was Cao Wei, it was Sima Yi who won. Looking at the overall situation, there is no doubt that Sima Jia is the biggest winner of the Three Kingdoms. Waiting for the world. I have it. Why not?

Sima Yi: You underestimate me too much. My family has my grandfather's longevity gene.

I am the king waiting for the plane. I don't fight for it, and I can't compete with you. I can only retreat for progress, which is my purpose!

"There are few strange festivals, and they are smart, broad-minded, knowledgeable and obedient to Confucianism."

This is also a fact. Except Sun Quan, who was contemporary with Sima Yi, few of the most important people who saw the Three Kingdoms lived to be over 70 years old. Although Huang Zhong lived to be 75 years old, he was a generation older than Sima Yi in terms of seniority. When Sima Yi was born, Huang Zhong was 34.

However, the most striking thing is that Sima Yi's ancestor was also a waiting king. Sima Yi's father, Sima Fang, is five years older than Cao Cao and two years older than Liu Beida/kloc-0. This guy lived to 7 1 year (24 years of Di Xian Jian 'an, that is, 2 19 AD). Cao Cao died a year later, and Liu Bei died four years later (223)!

Speaking of Sima Yi's father, we have to say that Sima Yi's grandfather "Sima Yi" is also an awesome figure. He lived from the sixth emperor Han 'an to the twelfth and last emperor Di Xian Liu Xie Jian 'an for two years (AD 197), and lived to be 84 years old! It is terrible to witness the rise and fall of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and it is precisely because of this longevity gene that Sima Yi became the final winner of the Three Kingdoms. The achievements of Sima Yi and Sima Fang are also indelible in the view of Sima family.

Sima Yi: Actually, I am very low-key. I tell you, my home is not as simple as you think.

In fact, Sima Yi's Sima family was a noble family at that time, and the origin of Sima Yi's family was not simple. His ancestor helped Xiang Yu, the overlord of the place of Western Chu, destroy Qin. His name was Wang Yin, who was then the 18th warlord Wang Zhiyi.

Besides, Sima Yi has been an official in the imperial court for three generations, and his official position is not small. He was a general and a satrap in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Therefore, under the influence of a bureaucratic family, Sima Yisheng is not a simple person in this troubled times. His grandfather lived alone for more than 80 years, almost half of the whole Eastern Han Dynasty, and so did his father. In the case that his two generations of predecessors witnessed the ups and downs of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and he was born in troubled times, it can be said that he is well-informed and has the ability to fight against the world's talents in the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms!

Smart, just disconnected from the internet, beyond my power.

Born in a noble family, I looked down on Cao Cao at first.

The Eastern Han Dynasty was controlled by Cao Cao, who once heard that Sima Yi was a talented person. Cao Cao thought it was time to employ people, and hoped that Sima Yi would help him, but Sima Yi didn't buy it! Why did Sima Yi dare to reject the powerful Cao Cao?

Because Sima Yi looked down on Cao Cao, all those who opposed Cao Cao in the world called him a Han thief at that time, and associating with thieves was a thief. Sima Yi also looked down on the origin of Cao Cao. Cao Cao's father recognized the eunuch as his father and changed his surname to Cao Cao, so in this case, Cao Cao was a eunuch, so he didn't want to be with him!

Sima yi, whose arms can't twist her thighs, went to be an official.

After all, Sima Yi can't compete with Cao Cao, who is the prime minister of Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty and holds great power. When Cao Cao saw that Sima Yi, who had a hard time, was arrested and forced to be an official under his own roof, Sima Yi could only give in!

Cao Cao is really interesting. If you come to the company because I can't use it, I'll arrest you and see if you believe it. Just like when Xu Shu was asked by Cao Cao, Xu Shu didn't agree. Cao Cao seized Xu Shu's mother and threatened her. Under pressure, Xu Shu had no choice but to enter Cao Cao's company. Haha, Cao Cao, you are really good. You have to twist the melon whether it is sweet or not, even if it is not sweet, it will not be given to others. What a great idea!

Won the reuse of Cao Cao.

Sima Yi served as an official under his account, won the favor of Cao Cao and rose step by step. After Cao Cao appointed Wei Ruyun, Cao Cao ordered him to assist Prince Xelloss, and often taught him the tactics of strategizing. Xelloss regards him as a confidant!

Cao Cao once claimed to be the emperor, and Cao Pi took him as the minister entrusted to orphans.

When Sima Yi assisted Prince Xelloss, Cao Cao, a Wang Wei, ruled the world with strength, and even Xian Di was only Cao Cao's puppet. Sima Yi thought that the Eastern Han Dynasty was over, and Wang Wei was well known all over the world. Today, why didn't Wang Wei let the son of heaven Liu Xie meditate? Why didn't Wang Wei proclaim himself emperor and tell the world!

Cao Cao thinks that although I am Wang Wei, I am the minister of the son of heaven and have mastered the power of the imperial court. I don't want to be a traitor, I want to leave a good reputation!

Sima Yi thought: You respect yourself too much. Everyone in the world regards Cao as a Chinese thief. You just want to be emperor, and now you're just afraid that everyone will turn against you! Not calling yourself an emperor is paving the way for your son!

In 220 AD, Cao Cao died of illness and Cao Pi succeeded Wang Wei. In the same year, Cao Pi forced Liu Xie to become emperor by Zen, and the Eastern Han Dynasty perished.

Sima Yi: Haha, as I expected!

What Sima Yi didn't expect was that he became the trusteeship minister. Cao Pi reigned for 6 years and died at the age of 40. Sima Yi was 47!

Sima Yi: Can't live. I am older than you. You need me to help the new emperor. You and your son are so unkind. Believe me and don't give me rights, it's hard for me!

Sima Yi: I am actually very talented. Please look down.

Since I worked for Wei, I have made suggestions for Wei, helped Cao Pi proclaim himself emperor, and helped to pacify the chaos. I defeated Meng Huo in a confrontation with Zhuge Liang, which hindered Zhuge Liang's dream of northern expedition to the Central Plains. Finally, Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan, and also destroyed my biggest opponent!

Sima Yi: Actually, I don't want to be a winner. I can't help it!

Since the establishment of Cao Wei, Emperor Wudi, Emperor Wendi and the Imperial Capital of Ming Dynasty have not lived as long as me. I was afraid of them when they were alive. When they die, they often tell their younger generations to be careful of me! I was scared to death and realized a truth.

Those who win the hearts of the people can be the sons of heaven; Those who have the heart of the son of heaven can be princes; He who wins the hearts of princes can be a doctor.

You said that although I was unpopular, I could teach my sons Sima Shi and Si Mazhao to do so!

Sima Yi, why did you finally become the biggest winner?

Wei Mingdi Cao Cao died, and it happened that Emperor Liu Che entrusted the eight-year-old Fuling in Liu Yuxin to Huo Guang and others for assistance. Cao Cao also learned this trick and entrusted the prince to Sima Yi and Cao Shuang * * * to run state affairs!

After the disagreement between Sima Yi and Cao Shuang, in order not to let General Cao Shuang, who had mastered the relieving power, succeed, Sima Yi said that he was ill and dropped his guard against himself.

In the fourth year of Jiaping, General Cao Shuang followed Wei Emperor to worship Cao and was buried in Gao Ping Ling. Sima Yi took this opportunity to launch a coup, seize the military power and annihilate the three clans of Cao Shuang. Sima Yi, like Cao Cao, holds the power of Wei. On his deathbed, Sima Yi ordered Sima Shi and Si Mazhao to remain in charge of Wei. Sima Shi, under the dictatorship of Si Mazhao, Wei Shi was already a puppet, and everything in the country was decided by Sima Shi.

In Sima Shi's exclusive authority room, it was eliminated. After Sima Shi's death, all the power of Wei belonged to Si Mazhao. Si Mazhao threatened Di Wei to make him King of Jin, and Si Mazhao died shortly after being made Queen of Jin. Sima Yan succeeded to the throne!

In the second year of Emperor Xianxi, Cao Huan, Emperor of Wei Yuan, ascended the throne, claiming the title of "Jin". In the first year of Taikang, the Jin army attacked Wu (Soochow) on a large scale, and Soochow surrendered and perished. The demise of Dongwu also marks the end of Wei Shuwu's tripartite confrontation after the demise of the Eastern Han Dynasty!

However, in the end, Wei, Shu and Wu fought for the world for decades, but it was won by a Sima family who did not fight for the world and came from behind. As Cao Cao said: Sima Yi is not a minister, he must have a hunch about your family affairs!