Funny quotes from magicians when they perform magic tricks. They will be used at the graduation ceremony in a few days. The more the better.

First of all, you must learn this. You don’t need gorgeous props or flexible techniques. You only need two things...

One is a handsome appearance, and the other is a healthy body. ……

2. Liu Qian: Can you shuffle the cards?

? Guest: Yes

? Liu Qian: No need to shuffle the cards, just hold them

3. After looking at each other for a few seconds: I believe you understand what I mean after an awkward silence

4. This thing is incredible)

What is incredible?

It is incredible that there is no applause between the two of you

5. When a magician reaches a certain level, he can do things that ordinary people cannot do, that is, perspective, for example Some thin fabrics and the like, so you are no different from wearing no clothes in front of me. (The female guest is doubtful, but very shy)

See through the card the guest is sitting on

Qian: I saw the red ones...the four corners...& R)

< p>6. Qian: Does anyone in the audience have a 100 banknote? Can you borrow it...

(After taking the money............. ..._!)

Qian: Actually, the next magic trick has nothing to do with this 100 yuan! (Crazy draw...)

Qian: Magicians also have to make a living~ (The audience burst into tears...

7. Lu Yu: Are your fingers soft? Where can you break them?

? Liu Qian: You can break them here (wrist), but It will break.

8. "Many people are curious whether the magician's coat has many mechanisms."

Then he took off his coat and said: "Actually, No, only a strong body.”

9. Liu Qian is the judge of the Taiwan Magic Competition...

Liu Qian: You are very lucky to be standing now, because normally, No one will give you advice, why should I give you advice? You will compete with me in the future, but now the judges are paid by the production company, so you are really lucky.

10. Last time I turned left accidentally while driving at a red light, the police wanted to issue a ticket, but then he suddenly said "Ah, you are Liu Qian" while driving... I also thought that if I recognized him, I wouldn't need to issue a ticket. .. After issuing the ticket, he threw it over and said, "Here, make it disappear"...

11. There was a playing card on the table)

< p>Qian: Who knows what card this is?

?Audience: I don’t know

Qian: These are playing cards

12. Liu Qian: We performed for the farmers in the countryside, but they were very angry and used Throw feces on us

? Lu Yu: Why?

Liu Qian: Because we disturb their farming. . = =

13. Liu Qian: Now, we ask the guests to choose a card at random. You can show it to other people, the audience, or the camera, but never show it to me. Come on (then turn his head away)"

(The guest chose the cards, but did not show them to him, and then returned them to the teacher)

Liu Qian (turning the cards over as if nothing happened, looked at them) (Looked at it and said): Okay, what’s next...*?

Everyone is dumbfounded'

Actually, this magic has nothing to do with not being able to see the cards

14. Liu Qian: “We usually don’t tell the secrets of magic! ”

?Wang Han: “I won’t even say that I’ll kill you!” "15. Liu Qian was at a roadside fruit stall and asked the boss to buy an apple and cut it into pieces. He found a note inside the apple: Congratulations on winning the SONY 27-inch color TV, please ask the store for it

Store: This is impossible ! Cut another one immediately, if not. Call the fruit wholesaler

16. Qian: I want to perform a magic trick

(Take out a can of Coke and a bottle of fruit. Cup, put Coke into the cup)

Qian: This magic... is called pouring Coke... Nowadays, many people are not good at pouring Coke.

(After pouring)

Qian: It’s over, it’s really over...

Host (sneered): It was poured very well....

　

(After pouring, Qian crushed the can and then chatted with others for a while) 3 x1 h: m0 B/ p% J

Qian (holding the can): Now perform the time regression technique. This bottle, I want to change it into the state it was a minute ago... n6 K. z" e* l4 W

(facing The jar started to perform the magic, and it was still flat.

Qian: Okay! This jar was in this state a minute ago. 17. Qian: Everyone, take a look. Where should I move the coin under the playing card instantly?

Everyone looked at it with wide eyes.

Qian moved the coin to the other side together.

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Everyone: Is this okay?

Qian: I just said it can’t be moved like this.

18. Watch time travel. . Liu Qian's hands are wrapped with tape

Female: It's so hard"

Liu: Yes, it feels good, right?

19. Perform napkin magic!

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Qian: First take a napkin,,,

The host group took a napkin very obediently

Qian: Then divide it into two halves,,,

Host (after doing the trick): What then?

Qian: Okay, my performance is over. This magic is called "One piece changes into two". Thank you everyone. ,,,

Moderator group: = =

20. Moderator: Dig... Learning magic can deceive girls... You often deceive girls, right?

Qian: I never lie to girls... girls always lie to me...!

Host: |||

　

21. When the magic was about to start, and everyone was watching the magic with full attention, Liu Qian said: "The exciting moment will come next, the time for commercials."

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22. Variety Show Big Brother Dali

Qian guessed the cards...

And then he was wrong

Qian started to tear the cards) I am a perfect I believe that bad cards cannot be left in this world, but fortunately I haven’t had much experience so far. (Turns around and takes out a large bag of shredded playing cards from behind.) This all needs to be recycled. (Will Put the torn cards in).

Guest:...there are so many |||Teacher, you are so funny

--Note: I saw this in Jingdezhen Bar of Baidu Tieba , hope it helps you!