A satire on one's own sentence

Irony and self-mockery: 1. "Guilt" is regarded as a necessary word for apology, which is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.

The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and blue light are free.

3. Smoking a cigarette shortens the life span by a few seconds, and smiling will prolong the life span by a few seconds, so every time I smoke a cigarette, I will smile and earn back a few seconds for my life.

Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental and I really don't know how to make up for it.

6. I thought I had been so lonely and didn't like to stay, but later I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

7. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

8. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

9. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.

10. When you stop yourself from missing someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

1 1. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that can't flow out are the most sour.

12. Why are you invisible? Because in that case, at least I can think that you won't send it to me because I'm not here.

13. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

14. Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't take everything to heart.

15. What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.

16. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

17. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

18. There are two reasons for the generation of leftover women: First, no one despises them; Second, no one despises it.

19. I won't bend over if a pie falls from the sky, because I won't even fall from the sky, let alone lose money.

20. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

Irony and self-mockery: 2 1. I always indulge myself, but I never follow my heart.

22. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

23. It's no use being handsome before the law.

24. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

25. Even staying up late is lonely. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.

26. Forget the time that once existed, which once belonged to your future.

27. W: Can you give me a seat? I am a pregnant woman. Man: Please sit down! Woman: Thank you! M: How many months are you pregnant? Woman: About 50 minutes!

28. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

29. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

30. Regret and guilt fluctuate in my mind, and I can't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

3 1. I fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.

32. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

33. I turned my head 100%. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

34. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

35. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

36. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

37. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

38. When the moon sets in the western hills, it's hard to wait for a ticket at midnight. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Gao Fushuai doesn't know how to cry, so it's easy to throw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?

39. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.

40. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.

Self-deprecating and satirizing one's own literary sentence set.

I 100% turn my head and turn my head when I see a handsome guy.

Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

3. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing self-reproach.

I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen

6. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

7. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

8. The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

9. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

10. As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.

1 1. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

12. I hope you don't follow the clouds to the distance like the wind that sets off all kinds of waves here.

13. My friends, they all say that at first glance, I have a long time to use. Actually, I don't take advantage at all. I don't believe you ... I might as well take a closer look!

14. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

15. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

16. Remember, first, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

17. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe. The only meaning of their existence is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.

18. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.

19. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

20. We use emotion to close the distance, but we use comparison to create the distance. Like a merry-go-round, we can never get close to each other. What's the point of winning or losing?

Self-mockery and self-satire 2 2 1. I used to like her broadmindedness, but it was just an airport!

22. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

23. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

24. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

25. My heart is covered with dark clouds. Even if I die in the sun, the sun will not shine, the dark clouds will drift away, and sad songs will be happy! Thank you for blaming yourself. I'm sorry for my dear self!

26. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night-it's always a good deal.

27. In the face of love, am I thorough? The bottom failed.

There are two reasons for the generation of leftover women: first, no one looks down on them; Second, no one despises it.

29. Half-life depression has become a phenomenon, and autonomous learning is whistling in the evening breeze. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.

30. What if I make a mistake? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!

3 1. People will suddenly become timid when facing happiness. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.

32. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.

This is the last time I cry and laugh.

34. It's not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo on the bus. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men.

35. 12 You exist to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

36. I always indulge myself, but I always don't follow my heart.

37. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "covering my ears" and it will thunder.

38. The needle of ice pierced my soul, making me suffer from numbness forever. There are many ways to live. I haven't forgotten the flapping of my wings, I think. -I suddenly thought of her death, but immediately blamed myself and repented.

39. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

40. Guilt teaches people to face their mistakes again. Sometimes, guilt can awaken people's deep conscience.

Laugh at yourself and tease yourself with humorous sentences.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 1. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

2. Who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

4. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

6. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

7. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

8. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, intertwined with blood and tears.

9. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path of further study according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

12. When we taste this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress a few times more, if I have enough courage to tell him ... how happy it will be.

13. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

14. It will be buried before you know it.

15. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

16. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

17. My meanness made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

18. Time flies, you will grow up in a year, but your naive idea has never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there was no later.

19. Without the watering of love, I am like a dry rut. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

20. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 2 1. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

22. If you don't know Lian Xiao, who are you to cry? -Feng

23. No three no four ages, caring parents and girls who can't love.

24. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

25. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

27. I am such a failure that I can't let go of someone who doesn't love me.

28. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

29. It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

The best thing about getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

3 1. Are you really happy? scold .......

What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

34. After a long time, I found that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

35. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

36. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

39. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

40. often blame yourself "if you regret it." People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

Laugh at yourself for forgetting.

Forgotten self-mockery (1) 1. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Please, you are the poorest.

The man had gold under his knee, so I cut off all his legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

3. There are sentences about self-mockery.

4. Smoking a cigarette shortens life span by 5 seconds, and smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

Why should I blame myself again and again before you start school?

6. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

7. I loved a girl, and we were entangled for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making.

8. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night-it's always a good deal.

9. I made a stingy mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet. Don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear. As long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

12. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's exhausting to protect double-digit deposits with six figures.

13. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

14. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

15. I have always loved you, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

16. Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

17. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.

18. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

19. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

20. I like to make friends with 2B, as long as I get along with people who call me stupid.

Laugh at my forgetfulness (2)1. I regret not seeing you all my life, and I regret seeing you all my life.

22. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to know anything.

23. Every time you look through his Weibo, you want to know all his past. You are not jealous, but sad and affectionate. He never gave it to you.

24. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

25. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

26. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

27. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

28. Some things are not that I don't care, but what should I do if I care.

29. Fantasize that you are a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides merits and fame. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman

30. Japanese women ruined China men and Korean men ruined China women. How incisive this sentence is.

3 1. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

32. You gave your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, and your luck to koi fish. Then you said to yourself: I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.

33. Working hard every day is different from others, and the result is the same every day.

Don't let yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.

35. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

36. If a person can keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.

37. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always things they don't like, things they don't like, and things they like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

38. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.

39. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

40. What's your reaction when you meet your brother who loves you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I should hit them-