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Every word of social poison is the truth of swearing.

1, no matter how much I love you, it's not worth saying that I marry you!

2. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.

3, the elder sister is the elder sister, and has never been surpassed!

4, happiness must know how to share, in order to double happiness.

5, the most nonsense is the sentence on the cigarette case: smoking is harmful to health.

If you don't remember me, I will give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.

7. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

8, my brother is not lonely, it is spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

9. Life is like copying, which is repeated every day.

10, the hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, the beauty let me go.

1 1, the road you choose, you have to go on your knees.

12, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but it was all made up.

13, originally my dream was to learn to bully, but now I just want to stop learning.

14, pigs are stupid and some people kill them, but there is no way to be stupid. Let me know whether you want to die or live.

15, this extreme way makes me hate you even more. I don't judge a book by its cover, I am before you.

16, greetings need not be serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

17 believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig it down!

18, see the favorite person space, blocked by authority. Do you know that feeling, young man?

19, the highest level of friends is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

20, the heart is already stormy, but the look is not normal.

2 1, tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

22. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

23. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

24, the early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

25. To survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

27. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

28. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

29. When couples are all over the street, being single is the most popular.

30. Money is for dogs, heart is for girlfriends and life is for brothers.

3 1, do you know why sometimes the stool is thin? Because things are rare.

32. Strikes and failures are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.

33. Why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will fall asleep after death.

34. I looked up, and it was a stiff neck.

35. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

36. Leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.

37. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read!

38. When the day put the night in bed again, the sun was born.

39. I will stay here until you find me. Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

40. I sincerely wish that we will never see each other again and never contact each other again in this life.