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On the happiness between husband and wife.

1, "Rain or shine, you are here every day." "Everything is so beautiful.

2. "Hey, XX, can I kiss you?" "Oh, you are shameless." "Well, let me kiss you.

3. "Sweet has a way to eat candy cakes and miss you every day."

4.guess what? "No, I was born for you.

5. "Look, I have a handful of dirt in my hand." What? "Are you going to be planted in my hands?"

6. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "Your Eternity"

7. "Miss Zhou, when you meet me at the age of 35, I hope …" I will spend the rest of my life with you. ""tattoo "

8. "I want you to read the first three words of this sentence.

9. "Would you like to be my little train?" "Never cheat.

10, "I want to have a drink with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people block it, even if you are white-haired."

Say eight words about happiness in the sun.

1 1 "Since I met you, I have stopped complaining about life." Why? "Because I want to hug you.

12, "I saw a handsome man today. I like him very much. " Where is he? ""In my eyes.

13, "I want to say" I don't know how to express it. "Love is always in my eyes." You don't know what this sentence means

14, "When is your birthday? If I forget my username and password, I will tell you.

15, "I have had a terrible toothache since I met you." Why do you have toothache? "Because it's so sweet to be with you.

16, "Let me be your Connor." What? "You are the breadwinner, and I am a foodie.

17, "From now on, you must have no loneliness, no wine, only me.

18, "Why are you insomnia?" "Moonlight, like you, is so sultry.

19, "Do you know what the best life is?" "The day I met you.

20. Your Ding Ling, just a few words can awaken my gray will, and your words have given me infinite courage and a lonely life to struggle.

Talk about happy birthday.

2 1, "I want to be a person." Who is it? "Your people ~"

22. If there is a word and a thing about Zhang Ailing in the world, it will become very good.

23. "Why hasn't my order come yet?" "What did you order?" "Our future"

24. "They bet on the World Cup, but I don't want to bet at all." Why? "Because I just want to stop you downstairs.

25. "I like my brother." Then he must be handsome. "You are too narcissistic.

26. "You are the air." Why? For the rest of my life, you breathe in and you breathe out.

27. "I looked in the mirror this morning and said to myself,' Why? "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.

28. "Do you have a map?" "Ah?" I seem lost in your eyes.

29. "I have had a toothache since I met you." "Why?" Maybe you are too cute.

30. "Do you know what onlookers will think?" "Xi Shi." No, you're here.

Tanabata talks about happiness

3 1, "Since I met you, the deer in my heart has been shaken.

32. "I don't want to hurt the world." I knew it. "I just want to hurt you.

I only have one request for my boyfriend: "that person must be you."

34. "Forget that ridiculous young man. Be an invincible beauty without being disturbed. Eat, drink and sleep. Don't stay up late.

I don't wear a hat when I go out in the snow "No, it's cold." Because I want to grow old with you.

36. "I have magic. I can always find something beautiful. " Like what? "you"

37. "You must be dead." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my mind?"

38. "I can't get through the security check every time." Why? "Because they say you are in my heart.

39. "When you appear on the stage, everyone else is like that-Li Yonghao didn't compromise.

40. "Can I lie to you?" ? "I don't like you"