Funny copy about dog licking How to write funny copy about dog licking

You just posted on WeChat that you want to raise a clown fish, so it’s not me you’re talking about! After all, in your eyes, I am both a clown and a fish.

I was really happy when I was fished by you. Can you block me when you make your relationship public? I still want to be fished by you like before.

Think about it slowly and miss my village, the shops I opened, the chain stores I opened, and the street stalls I set up.

Did you know? I went for dessert today, but I still like the exclusive dessert you cooked for me the most.

There are more and more licking dogs around you, and I have become dispensable. It was obviously me who licked you first, ugh.

I remember you said that you always kick the quilt when you sleep. Let him cover you with a quilt when you go to bed at night to avoid catching a cold.

Baby, why don’t you let others go and let me go? You must be afraid that I will get tired from walking before you let me go. You are so considerate. I like you even more.

You said you don’t need to bring you breakfast anymore. You have a girlfriend. Do you put chili in your girlfriend’s portion?

You deleted me yesterday. I looked at the red exclamation mark and fell into deep thought for a long time. I understand, red represents passion, you are very passionate about me and you want to marry me.

Today I saw the spare tire No. 3 that you noted for me on your mobile phone. I didn’t feel uncomfortable at all. Goddess, I am no longer a licker in your heart. I am a spare tire. Don’t worry, wait for me. After I finish moving this brick, I'll treat you to dinner after get off work.