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A sketch or crosstalk to prevent viral infectious diseases
A: Hello everyone!
b: hello, everyone.
a: I'm glad to stand on the platform of Class 16 again and talk to you about cross talk.
B: Yes.
A: You know, we are all crosstalk performers.
B: Yes.
A: Crosstalk performers should pay attention to speaking, learning and teasing, can you?
b: ok!
a: come on, then tell me one!
b: yes, but I didn't bring Allegro today. Let's tell you a story!
a: ok, go ahead!
b: then I told you!
a: ok, go ahead!
b: then I really said it.
a: go ahead!
b: then I really said it. don't take it personally if it's not good!
a: come on, don't dawdle, will you say it or not?
b, ok, ok, I'll say ... {say a few words }
a: ok, ok, what about learning?
b: ok! What do you want me to learn?
a: learn XXX
b: ok, this is easy to learn!
a: I have bird flu.
b: huh? This is a bit difficult ~!
a: come on, it's not hard for you. Study XXX
B: That's ok. {Learn }
A: It's really like learning. Let's hear it for you. Well, let's get to the point. Today's theme is the prevention of bird flu in spring. What do you say?
b: of course, my advice is to read more books and newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
a: come on! Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more!
b: why can't I read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more?
a: come on, I can't bypass you. To prevent diseases in spring, it is just the spring season, and the weather is getting warmer, but the air humidity is relatively high, especially in the southern region. The air is mixed with pathogenic bacteria and viruses, so this season is the most likely to cause infectious diseases such as influenza, measles, mumps and chickenpox. As long as we pay attention to it and live a regular life, it is very effective to prevent and reduce the occurrence of diseases.
b: come on, I live a regular life. I insist on drinking carbonated drinks every day and playing computer until 1: 3 in the morning. And insist on eating junk food every day without doing homework. Life is very regular! But I'm always sick like this.
a: ah! You live a regular life!
b: exactly!
a: let me see. if you live like this, you will be terminally ill before you are 3.
b: don't curse me.
a: I'm telling the truth. You live like this, although there are rules, but what kind of rules is this? This is the earth, not Mars. Besides, even if you are from Mars, you can't live like this! You live like this, even if you are the Hulk, you will stop eating!
b: oh, what do you suggest?
a: you should live a correct life, and don't always live in some anti-human ways. Besides, today's theme is the prevention of diseases in spring.
B: That's right.
A: Besides, you should do more sports.
b: sports, alas, I always do this.
a: yo, what do you do?
b: playing mahjong, fighting landlords and sometimes playing with building blocks.
a: does that count?
b: why, no?
a: ok, ok. I'm impressed. Let's get down to business. If we want to prevent diseases, we must pay attention to our diet. Illness comes from the mouth, so we need to develop good living habits, wash our hands before and after meals, and wash our hands correctly with hand sanitizer.
b: well, I washed my hands before and after meals. Then why am I still sick?
a: what kind of water did you wash your hands with? {Take a sip of water }
B: Foot washing water.
a: {spray all the water out }
b: what's the matter?
a: ok, I took it today. You are a wonderful flower in human history.
B: I'm flattered.
A: Secondly, we need to change our underwear and coats and clothes frequently. Keep it clean. Take a bath frequently. Take off your changing shoes when you go out and go home, and scrub the indoor floor frequently.
b: come on. I always change clothes, too
a: yo, really? Let me ask you, how long have you been wearing this dress? Let me calculate for you. Basically, you have been wearing this dress since the beginning of school.
b: yo, you don't understand that. We have four pieces of this dress, not counting a black one.
a; Take!
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