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Sentences that regulate the atmosphere

At the drinking table, someone must adjust the atmosphere to make the whole drinking atmosphere better. Then, on the wine table, if you are not good at talking, what kind of sentences should you use to adjust the atmosphere? Let's look at the toast etiquette.

1, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

2, this wine looks like water, spicy in the mouth, haunted in the stomach, stumbling around, getting up in the middle of the night to find water, and regretting it in the morning!

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

4. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

5. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two are wine, seven, two, eight, two support the wall, and nine, two, two walls do not leave.

6, one cup and two cups strode, three cups and four cups walked on the wall, five cups and six cups walked on the wall, I didn't leave, I drank a catty and my sister hugged me!

7. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

8, modern men: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

9. Sir: Being drunk doesn't mean drinking. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

10, people can't live without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

1 1, lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

12, female: Did you see the man sitting next to you? M: Um ... Yes. W: He has been drinking every day since I refused his proposal five years ago. M: I don't understand. Does he need to celebrate for so long?

13, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

14, can drink beer and white wine, such cadres can't leave; Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease; Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

15, two drunks meet and say: I am bitter! My wife ran away after spending all my money. Another person said: Forget it, my wife won't leave after spending all my money!

16, wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you get; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

17, the glass is raised and the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

18, drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

19, the five steps of drinking: it rains when pouring wine, sweet words when persuading wine, grandiose words when drinking, drinking too much nonsense, and finally it rains heavily.

20, drinking is not supreme, lust is not chaotic, is a hero, ill-gotten gains are not taken, self-defeating