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Sleepers talk about fun.

One person lives, two people live, three people live and die.

2) On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says that my legs and feet are not good.

3) I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

4) People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money, but I … am blinded by each other.

5) Lonely people tend to be strong; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

6) Don't always use salted fish to describe yourself, and be careful to stick to the pot.

7) Don't swear if you have the ability! Once you scold, you curse death.

8) If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

9) Before I met you, my world was black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

10) The teacher said that we are still young, so we should not fall in love, because we are both daughters-in-law who support others, and it is not worth it!

Our rival in love fell into the water, so we have to pee.

2) I was anxious to see you fall in the street the other day. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.

3) The neighbor is a changeable person and changed the wifi password.

4) Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

5) think about it, I will be very happy to change from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

6) "Why is the holiday so short?" "Because there is no morning during the holiday."

7) In order not to lose the child's paper at the starting line in the future, I will give him a Q now.

8) Don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

9) God, can you save the rain that will rain these days and give it back to me during military training!

10) even if you want to cry again, smile and say: fuck you!

1 1) I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.

12) making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

13) Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

14) the confession of being handsome is confession, and the confession of being ugly is sexual harassment-what a painful realization.

15) A new generation of lawn environmental protection slogan: "Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave!"