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Talk about your mood if you want to go to work.

1. Everyone is born with a different mission.

If you are careful to the end, there will be no failure. (Laozi)

God-can I return the pear to you-exchange it for an apple! .

4. Do a person's thing when you are alone.

5.MLM thinks rabbits are eating grass beside their nests. (Talk in space, write it yourself)

6. The mind is like a dagger, like an arrow behind it, like a chronic poison, but it is not fatal.

7. Be calm for a while, take a step back and be careful.

I asked if you didn't tell me. That's how you pushed me away.

9. Seven years of pain and ten years of itching, no one to accompany me.

10. I never expect anyone to sympathize with me. I carry everything with me. It's okay. I'll carry it myself when the sky falls.

1 1. We agreed not to part, but we should always be together. Now I want to ask if everyone is just a child. . .

12. I need someone who can use my name as a spell.

13. I thought there would be someone else in my eyes, but there was no one except him.

14. It is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is hedgehog-because hedgehogs can never get too close.

15. If you like someone but are afraid to confess to him, you will eventually be taken away by others.

16. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

17. My love for you silenced you, and your love for me became my extravagant hope.

18. I kissed his lips, but it was not the one he loved. 1. What's the rumor? Rumor is an evaluation of a weighty person and a group of women are repeating it.

19. Do you still remember the oath you once said? Now you just left without saying goodbye and let me spend it in my memory.

20. We are really not that important.

2 1. Pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

22. Didn't you say you would always like me? Then why do you like someone else now?

23. Xiao San sent a message saying: It still thunders when it rains. I'm so afraid of thunder. I smiled at once and answered that a bitch is melodramatic.

24. Now, you can't tell love from habit.

25. Being angry is to punish yourself for other people's mistakes.

26. Angel's wings. The devil's desire, love is the cause of reincarnation ~ ~ ~

27. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

28. After a fleeting dream, I went back to Qushui to watch the fireworks bloom into a full moon.

29. True companionship can withstand ups and downs and can withstand dullness.

Review your previous stories and you will find a completely different self.

3 1. Time will tell how many people care about you.

32. Being angry is to punish yourself for other people's mistakes.

33. I don't like to open an umbrella on rainy days, so I am used to getting wet.

34. Make excuses to yell if you don't do your homework.

I will never love anyone, even you. If one day I don't look back when you call me, there is only one reason-I cried.

36. Always greet my back when I am most helpless.

37. So you haven't changed! Still a playboy. ...

38. If your bride is not me, can I cut her wedding dress?

39. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.

40. I will keep all the years about you in my heart, and I won't mention it easily, but I'm sorry that you haven't settled down.

4 1. I am not a casual person, nor am I a casual person;

42. Not everyone can be angry with me. Find out your relationship with me first. Who are you? ..

43. Loving you is so inexplicable and heartless. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

44. Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It is better to go home and farm!

45. Life never abandons people, but people abandon life. Believe in yourself and start over. It is never too late.

46. When you are told a sore point, try to refute it.

47. When you hear me choking, please cover your ears, so that I can be lofty and beautiful forever.

48. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; If you lose, you will be scolded.

49. Be rational when you have no money, and lose your mind when you spend money.