Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Inadvertently missed 0: 00 on May 2nd 13: 14 seconds. Talk about the romance of confession, 202 1

Inadvertently missed 0: 00 on May 2nd 13: 14 seconds. Talk about the romance of confession, 202 1

1. It would be great if there was a company in the world that could install a zipper in a person's heart. You can unzip at any time and see who's inside.

I have a secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you. I really like it.

Cool thin in winter can't quench your warmth.

A person's heart will never change. As long as you have confidence in yourself, there is hope. I believe that true feelings can touch everyone's heart.

The wind flows because of you, the rain is continuous because of you, the thunder is happy because of you, the electricity is dazzling because of you, and naturally it is colorful because of you!

I love you, even if you don't love me anymore, it doesn't matter. I still love you forever.

7. If you want to connect, I'd rather be your happy wifi!

8. The clock turns every second, and the days flow day by day. Today will be yesterday, but my thoughts about you will last forever with the passage of time.

9. In Me Before You, I don't know what love is. I didn't know you were my love until I met you!

10. I eat fat so hard just to occupy more position in your heart.

1 1. I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

12. I miss you, which is sweet and painful. I am willing to wait, but I just hate not being together all the time!

13. When the first green leaf sprouts gently, love rings in our hearts.

14. Your message touched my heart. I miss you very much and love you very much, but I don't know where you are.

15. The sea is a city without walls, the island is a heart without tides, and I don't have your love.

16. Because I like you so much, everyone looks like rivals in love.

17. Only you know that your roaring desire is as strong as your desire to get him back.

18. I'm not saying that Andersen can't give you fairy tales. I'm not saying that Jason can't give you the whole world, but I can give you happiness.

19. I thought my world would stay cold until you appeared!

20. There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about him, your heart hurts badly.

2 1. I love you, even if you are covered with thorns and I am bruised all over, I still love you.

22. Since ancient times, how can I be sentimental? I hate as long as I love, and I am the only one who thinks hard.

Meeting me is your luck, your secret is that you like me, and our happiness is that you fall in love with me.

24. Sometimes we don't say anything, just hug quietly.

25. Love is all the way. You have me.

26. True happiness is earned bit by bit and accumulated day by day.

27. Ten lines of dialogue, 100 lines of good night, 1000 lines of small talk and 10,000 lines of nonsense, just for what I did in the wedding hall that day.

28. I am a passer-by in your life, but you are a freeze in my life.

29. The sea is a city without walls, the island is a heart without tides, and I don't have your love.

30. The world is a giant doll machine. I stand outside the glass and just want you.

3 1. I just want to climb the peak with you, and I don't want to watch my life under the cloud.

32. If I start saying good morning and good night to you every day, you will become my beloved.

33. I want to sing it to you while I am still young.

In Me Before You, I don't know what love is. I didn't know you were my love until I met you!

When the first green leaf sprouts gently, love rings in our hearts.

36. Waiting for our exclusive sweetness.

37.☆ In the silent night, only you are willing to accompany me without regrets.

38. I never want to see you again. Did I say it against my will or in a moment of anger?

39. When I miss you, I will write your name on the palm of my hand. Spreading out represents missing, and clenching represents happiness.

40. Childhood withered, bamboo and horse withered, and the person I love still has your shadow.

4 1. You said to stay in yesterday forever, just as it is my most beautiful commemoration.

42. It is rare to have sunshine, rain and you in life.

43. If I don't love you, where will my heart camp?

44. I just like you, so I won't let go. I am working hard silently, not gorgeous, but sincere.

45. You don't know how much I have experienced when others don't value our love.

We all know that the longer we spend together, the more we care about each other.

47. If I start saying good morning and good night to you every day, you will become my beloved.

48. I have a secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you. I really like it.

49. I miss you, sweet and heartbroken. I'm willing to wait. I just hope I can't stay together all the time!

50. I am just a passer-by to you; You are my whole world.

5 1. I have loved you for so long and finally waited for you, so how can I let go easily?

52. I spend my life waiting to realize two people's fairy tales. If you know me, please cherish this beautiful fate.

53. The sunshine smile made me fall in love with you the moment we met.

54. Treat me like air. At least you need me.

55. I am a passer-by in your life, but you are a freeze in my life.

56. The sunshine you gave me has been warm until now.

Those beautiful and sad emotional phrases forgive me for accidentally missing you.

1.? I just ... Ordinary people, I also have my feelings? .

Second, I haven't touched the computer since the beginning of school. This is the first time, which shows how terrible it is to start school.

Third, don't look back, why don't you forget. Since there is no chance, why call names. Today, everything is like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

Fourth, the greatest pain in life is that the place that should be long is not long, and the place that should not be long is long.

I'd rather be lonely than be your fetter.

6. I'm not sure if I will like someone for a long time. I won't be back for a long time, but do you believe that I have loved you for two years?

Seven, all say I don't miss the past, but I am a nostalgic person.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

[Don't you know what you did where I can't see]

Ten, people only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

When you really like someone, your first feeling is that you don't deserve him.

12. [I don't want to give up my unwillingness]

Thirteen, a vow can be together for several years? I owe nothing but goodbye.

Fourteen, every New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to take out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.

Fifteen, the moment you announce your results, you are most likely to get a heart attack.

If you can't hear, I'm afraid you are deaf.

Seventeen, [knowing that some people can't love, but still devote themselves wholeheartedly]

I want everything, but I get nothing.

Nineteen, name your heart with love.

There is no need to study next semester. I bombed the school. Don't ask me who I am. Please call me Lei Feng.

Twenty-one, having a firm heart is more important than any good word.

Don't expect girls to take the initiative. Some girls, no matter how much they like you, would rather miss it if you don't take the initiative.

Twenty-three, learning god is brushing problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

Twenty-four, eyes? what's up What about you? French mouth? Solution? Are you heartbroken? Waiting for an eye watch? Love? The only way

Twenty-five, [I will always be a listener, comfort your pain and protect you from beginning to end]

I still love you, even if you are doomed to fail. I tortured myself over and over again.

What do I like about you? It makes me angry every day, but I just like it.

Twenty-eight, you treat me like a spare tire,

29. Maybe the smiling person is feeling sad in the most beautiful way.

Thirty, [I'm waiting for thirty]

Thirty-one, it's not that I haven't loved, it's too bitter @

Thirty-two years old, crying and laughing in memory.

I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of people who may lose at any time.

Thirty-four, how many people I am, but no one really treats me.

Do you know how I feel if I can't love the person I want to love?

36. [Maybe I think too much, maybe you don't think it's worth it]

I will cherish the person who splashed water on my face after going to the bathroom and taking a shower.

If she is like oxygen to you, then you are more important to me than oxygen.

39. Actually, all origins have a name, unhappiness.

Sing a good song at her funeral.

Forty-one, [Do I matter in five years? ]

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

Forty-three, some things are not knots, but scars.

44. [We are all disgusted with each other, but no one said anything about leaving]

Forty-five, young man, don't give up the girl who gambled with you on youth in the future, okay?

Forty-six, [I miss only a simple name and a simple meeting]

Forty-seven, how many people are single-minded, and how many people have a heart.

48. You are really special in my eyes, but unfortunately you are not in my dream.

Forty-nine, it took me three years to dream, and it took you three days to wake me up.

He loves me very much and let me know that I am very important in his heart.

I'm hungry. You have a loaf of bread. Give me half. This is a friend. You hide the bread and tell me that you are hungry. This is society.

Fifty-two, a proud oath, how can you keep your heart beating?

53. There may be too many traces of you in my heart. Later, everyone I loved was just like you.

Fifty-four, you say that you are handsome, but in fact you are weak.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.

When you live for love, you will shine.

Fifty-seven, [full of enthusiasm and courage]

Fifty-eight, [it may be a coincidence that you fell asleep as soon as I found you]

Fifty-nine, you will always be my favorite. It's too simple.

63 years of dreams, you finally let me break free, let me give up, let me have no illusions about you.

You really burp. You think I need your gentle friend, don't you? So you have no scruples about calculating me and hurting me, right? You are wrong. I don't need you.

Sixty-two, [it may be a coincidence that you fell asleep as soon as I found you]

Sixty-three, [year-old this bottomless pit]

Let's not quarrel, betray, cheat or say goodbye casually.

I can't say anything nice in my mouth. It's warm. Don't frown

Sixty-six, homework or something is the most annoying!

Pretend you don't care when you can't stand it. .....

People who stare at the distance forget that the best is just around the corner.

Sixty-nine, I will always be the simple me you once (should) like.

Seventy, the desire to start school is not great: become taller and thinner!

Seventy-one, why when chatting with some people, my heart is still so painful. Heart! Will you stop acting like a bitch? People don't like you and they can't like you.

Seventy-two, there is always sadness. There will always be loneliness. There will always be sadness. Be patient. Everything will pass.

Seventy-three, suddenly feel nothing, no direction, no one behind. .....

Seventy-four, [Your name is so common that my heart trembles when I hear it]

-? Everything? Yes, everyone? Go ahead, everything? Go? Never? Back? .

Seventy-five, [Forgive me for not taking care of myself in a world without you]

Seventy-six, Computer Jun, I can apply for a patent for you.

Seventy-seven, don't use your bad temper to drive everyone around you away and then shout that no one hurts.

78. Waiting is a torment of time.

79. Forgive me for accidentally missing you.

Eighty, I want to take you to a distant dream.

If you meet her one day, please say hello to each other.

Eighty-two, in fact, I still love you, but I lack the enthusiasm to be together.

No one will always be with you. Remember. What others give will always be others'. Only you get it yourself. It will always be your own.

Eighty-four, in the exam, right or wrong.

85. [Girl, will you stop being silly? I think about him every day, but people never pay attention to you. Stop joking, will you?]

Eighty-six, I am happy when you are happy. You are happy, and I am happy.

I like him, but I hope he likes me too. I know it's good. I won't leave, and I won't be separated from him.

I am not good at words, but I really love you.

89. [Because I love you, I feel that everyone looks like a rival in love]

90. If I were wifi, more people would love me than that.

I don't know if you like me. All I know is that I stopped looking for you that day, and I really gave up.

-How long has it been since I changed my love for you?

92. Remember the feeling of liking it too much? I remember, but I dare not do it again.

93. When you miss the past, it means that you are not doing well now.

Ninety-four, you cheated on me. Then you told me that we were sisters. Are you kidding?

Ninety-five, if you? Where do you live? Okay? .

I learned to curse, rebel, puppy love, fight and know many dogs. Do you know where it is? Is it at school?

People say that love is like flying a kite. If you care too much, you will regret it.

Professor, can you sing little stars? No, brother, I belong to Xiaoxing.

99. Having a firm heart is more important than any kind word.

A hundred, how much do I love you to tolerate you playing until I'm tired.

Tell me about accidentally falling.

Today, my son accidentally fell down chasing children at school. My heart aches and my face is disfigured. I am angry that the parents and children of the other side deny that he did it. My son never said who hit him and who pushed him, but today he did say that the other side pushed him. Finally, I found the teacher. Of course, the teacher was a comfort and left. I can only educate my son to pay more attention in the future. Sometimes I really don't know how to educate. It's so easy. I'm afraid he will be bullied in the future. Bad and unreasonable, alas. I just hope my face will get better as soon as possible, and I won't leave any scars.

Tell me about accidentally falling.

After arriving at the seaside, he completely followed his brother. But there are stones everywhere, and it's easy for a man to get hurt if he falls down carelessly, and then I will lead him around.

Second, today a big child accidentally stepped on the trampoline. Later, I asked him to play somewhere else for fear that he would be trampled again. At this time, the older child accidentally fell down, lying on the mat, stepping on the older child slowly, even jumping on others [covering his face] and leaving without looking back. I watched him turn his back and was shocked.

Third, people's anxiety makes people always believe in superstition. For example, if someone dies and no one can give you an answer, you believe in the theory of ghosts and gods. For example, if you accidentally fall down and get hurt, and no one can give you an answer, you believe that if you don't advance against the current, you will retreat. But these natural disasters, deaths and injuries are mostly random, irregular and unanswered. The truth needs to be discovered by yourself, but superstition is as simple as accepting it.

Fourth, I confess that Dai Songran, a classmate in Class One, heard that he likes cars and cannons! He still likes to wear plaid shirts! Look, he likes to wear a blue and red plaid shirt! Now I heard that physical education class accidentally fell down while running recently? Are you better now?

5. The baby went to kindergarten on 13, and the performance surprised me. I cried twice, and once I peed a little on my pants during a nap. The teacher wanted to change his trousers, but he wouldn't let me. The second time I accidentally fell on the slide. Every morning, I am happy to go to kindergarten with my grandparents. Mom's worry is unnecessary, and I'm glad her son can behave so well.

On the way back from dinner in the afternoon, she gave me a kick. I instinctively blocked her with my hand and accidentally knocked her down. Seeing that she fell heavily on the ground, I was very distressed and quickly helped her up. Comfort her and say: I will never hide and fight back again.

7. I just dreamed that my grandfather died. In my dream, I saw that moment was so collapsed. I saw him accidentally fall to the ground, crying at the top of his lungs and calling 120. I woke up with a painful heart, and it felt so real. I haven't called back for a long time, so I have to call. Don't regret, there are still many things I didn't do as I did in my dream.

Eight, think of a warm heart scene before going to bed. That day, I accidentally tripped over the baby's toy car in the living room. When my son saw that I fell, he rushed over first, pulling me and saying that my mother was up ... Mom was up. ....

Nine, life is bearish, but impermanent. The past is irreversible, tomorrow is unknown, and only now is real. Don't pay for yesterday, don't compete with the past, if you accidentally fall, get up and continue running. Even if suffering is destined to come tomorrow, there is no need to pay for it today. Try to take care of today, and tomorrow will surprise you.

Ten, childhood should not be happy every day? But I'm not happy at all. If I get water on my clothes, I will be scolded. If you don't take something, you will be said. If I fall, my mother will be angry. If I spill water, I will be told that I was careless. My brother was awakened because of me. I'm only three years old. I am also a baby who needs the care of my parents. I can't express it. I only cry when I am unhappy, but I will still be told when I cry. . How can I be a good baby in the eyes of adults? Mom and Dad, were you like me when you were young?

1 1. My brother is about ten months old, and now he is more and more sensible. When the toy in his hand fell under the sofa, he first reached for it with his knees. If he can't reach it, he will turn around and hold my hand, and his consciousness is enough to help me. I am coquettish, too. Once I accidentally fell down while watching, and then I cried, and then I asked my grandmother to hug me instead of my mother, as if to tell my mother.

It's fast to take the elevator, but there's no chance if you fall. Climb the stairs slowly, but if you accidentally fall from the 12 floor, just fall from the landing in the middle of the 12 floor, you can continue climbing after a short rest.

Thirteen, this morning in the dining hall, I saw a boy leading a girl's men downstairs. Unexpectedly, the man accidentally fell down, but he didn't let go, so he pulled the girl down and they rolled down the stairs. The scene was terrible. This tells us that there is a kind of love called letting go.

Fourteen, your own road, from right to left, from bottom to top, if you accidentally fall down, then please don't think about going back, because you can only start over, so that's called starting over. So the question is, can I eat out today?

I took a long ride and ran for many years, and finally got it. I accidentally fell down and spilled my favorite things all over the floor and sold them out. ....

Sixteen, our little handsome pot accidentally dropped, and he was unhappy about it these two days. I said it was a star photo.

17. I still remember running around my hometown yard with my friends, playing hide-and-seek, gun battles and bicycle races. At that time, I was not worried that my clothes would get dirty and I would fall down accidentally. I stood up and patted the soil and continued to scream mercilessly, playing my favorite role.

Over the past six months, I have often dreamed of my grandmother, always waking up in the middle of the night and always dreaming of a very clear picture of her death. At that time, my heart was out of breath and my legs were shaking. I always remember that she was tortured by illness, but bravely persisted, remembered her silly smile, and remembered that she didn't want to disturb others every time, and walked forward with her hands on the chair. Once, I accidentally fell next to cement (the house was being renovated, so cement was piled up), and there was no one at home, a big gray head. Seeing me coming home, she muttered, Yingying, help me up. I'm sad and angry. But when I woke up from my dream, I found it was another dream and I couldn't sleep for a long time. Maybe I am afraid of where you will go, so I always reflect it in my dreams. I want to raise my son, but none of my relatives are here. I hope you are all right.

Nineteen, I tell you, she saved my life. I went swimming in the swimming pool and accidentally fell into the pool. She climbed out of the pool and the water reached my chest. We are true love.

I haven't seen my baby for 220 days. I came back to take care of him today. I accidentally let him fall, and my teeth were bleeding. I hope it's okay. I blame myself. Looking at his sleeping face is very reassuring. May the baby grow up safely, healthily and happily! ! !

2 1. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I fell to the ground in a daze because of leg cramps. I seem to have knocked over a lot of things. Scratching is a bit loud. Then I heard my parents nervously ask questions. I rushed out of their room and saw that I got up without any hesitation. My voice is very coherent. I saw that I was fine, so I went back to listen to them and said that I was scared to death.

Twenty-two, when I was a grandmother, I was still so careless when I walked. I fell down with my baby in my arms, and the little girl fell down with me.

Twenty-three, I accidentally fell down playing games in the morning, and my hands are a little red and a little painful! During the break, a little boy in the class said, Mr. Hill, let me rub it for you, and then hold my hand and rub it up. The children nearby saw it and said, Miss Hill, come and be a little princess today! After that, some of them took my hand and rubbed it, while others hit me on the back. These little guys are so cute They are very comfortable and warm today. Haha, childhood is so naive! I can't remember my childhood in my mind!

Twenty-four, when I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, a different whitening method. I am who I am. I get angry when I see myself. Life is bleak, but impermanent. The past is irreversible, tomorrow is unknown, and only now is real. Don't pay for yesterday, don't plant grass with the whitening essence of the past, if you accidentally fall down, get up and continue running. Even if suffering is destined to befall pola and whitening pill, there is no need to pay for it today. Try to take care of today, and tomorrow will surprise you.

Twenty-five, remind the mothers that the neighbor's son is walking and drinking water with a straw cup. He accidentally fell down and was cut by the lid. He must have been more careful when he went to the children's hospital for five stitches.

I am twenty-six, one year and three months old. Since the girl was able to let go of her hands and walk by herself two days ago, she has been able to patrol back and forth freely in various rooms at home like a little princess these two days, and she will hold her hand forward when she accidentally falls. But I still can't avoid touching my forehead and the back of my head every day for one reason or another. The responsibility lies mainly with my careless father. Slowly, I will learn to talk to people now. When my parents call their parents, I will shout with them. Time is passing, girls are growing up, and the joy and joy in your heart are wireless with your parents who are growing up slowly.

When we were young, whenever we accidentally fell down, our first thought was to find out what tripped our feet. We always blame others for putting things wrong, but if we can't find things, we can blame the uneven road. Although doing that has no direct effect on relieving pain, it is a comfort to find someone to blame and prove that you are not responsible.

Twenty-eight, when we went out to play on the weekend, grandma accidentally parked the electric car in her basement and fell down.

Talking about the mood of careless heatstroke when going out in summer

Talking about the mood of going out for heatstroke in summer: article 1. Hello, everyone, after going out for two hours in the sun last time, I sat in the sun for an hour at noon today and got heatstroke again.

I don't know if I am happy this summer. I may get heatstroke soon.

I seem to know why I have a headache. Wearing a sweater in this weather is probably heatstroke.

This heatstroke can't stop!

I'm going to get sunstroke. It's unbearable that even small fans can't get rid of my impatience

6. heatstroke, just like now.

7. You hid a heatstroke in summer.

8. I fell all over the floor in summer and got heatstroke all at once.

9. heatstroke is too uncomfortable, and summer can't be prevented.

10. The coach is on a business trip, and finally he can have a good rest for two days. He gets dizzy when he comes back from learning to drive every day. Heatstroke is a sight. Learning to drive in summer is too uncomfortable.

1 1. Today's sun is as hot as that day, which makes me suffer from heatstroke.

12. Did you get heatstroke in this weather of less than 30 degrees?

13. From today on, I am a heatstroke dog!

14. The season of heatstroke is coming.

15. It's too difficult to get heatstroke by rummaging around on your body.

16. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot! I have heatstroke!

17. I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly said it would kill me. I have heatstroke!

18. I think I have heatstroke.

19. The blazing fire umbrella is in the air, and I have heatstroke.

20. The weather at the moment is very similar to my heatstroke.

Talk about the mood of going out for heatstroke in summer. Part II: 2 1. Heatstroke, even if it's hard to vomit, just sleep the next day!

22. I feel as uncomfortable as heatstroke during the day. I want to be a salted fish. I haven't exercised for a long time and my weight is on the rise. I will continue to exercise tomorrow.

23. Before summer came, I was screaming that summer was coming. I like summer. After summer comes, it's me who gets sunstroke.

24. It was so hot that I got sunstroke.

25. There is a feeling that it is really heatstroke, lying in a chair looking for reasons not to do homework.

26. It's too hot to go out for a walk, so I think I'm going to get heatstroke.

27. It doesn't matter if you don't know. The weather is very hot, and heatstroke is really unbearable!

28. Heatstroke is really unbearable! Dizziness. Dizziness.

29. I just want to turn gracefully, but I got heatstroke on the way!

30. Heatstroke was so uncomfortable that I lost my exercise all over the floor and evaporated at once.

3 1. The weather now directly gives me heatstroke.

32. I have a headache and want to cry. I'm very uncomfortable and I don't know if it's heatstroke or low fever. Anyway, my skull hurts.

33. I have heatstroke and can't stop!

34. I saw a coin on the road. I thought about it for a long time and didn't answer it. I got sunstroke because I was afraid of being scalded!

35. I had heatstroke yesterday, as if once or twice a year.

36. I seem to have heatstroke, I want to vomit, and my stomach is uncomfortable. The weather is hot and cold.

37. I can't tell whether it's a cold, excessive internal heat or heatstroke. It's just uncomfortable anyway.

38. In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water! I have heatstroke!

39. The weather is so hot, so irritable and so bad. I have heatstroke.

40. Are you suffering from heatstroke? Take a day off and have a splitting headache.