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Who can tell me something about the Japanese police?

That's right upstairs, but the classification is wrong.

Japanese police are divided into film police, traffic police and criminal police.

Film police are distributed in various traffic halls (similar to police stations). Their duty is to maintain public order, patrol and consult in the area, and occasionally assist the traffic police to check the speed. They are rarely seen during the day, and they may be seen at intersections during rush hours, but they never direct traffic, just stand there with their hands behind their backs. Come out for a walk and patrol at night.

Equipped with lasso sticks, telescopic batons, handcuffs, pistols (without bullets), 90 motorcycles and Toyota police cars like jacket bugs.

Very friendly, ask for directions, borrow the phone, chat or take a taxi for free (if you get lost, he will take one home in a police car). Just arrived in Japan, my classmates got their bikes from their predecessors. The elder gets it from her friend. In short, the owner has been lost, and the car has no lights, no locks and no landing. The police found the car lost. They even took cars to the police station, talking and laughing all the way, teaching us Japanese and giving us drinks. At that time, I thought, what would happen to them if we stole the car and suddenly turned around and ran away? Draw a gun?

Faults, incompetence. If you lose your bike or something, reporting it to them is tantamount to not reporting it. Unless a good citizen finds out and sends it to the police station or reports it, they will investigate. It's wicked to hide in the corner in the middle of the night to measure the speed.

Traffic police, I think mounted police are the coolest, with sky-blue uniforms, white helmets and 400CC sunglasses, plus a change made by Honda. The people sitting in the car are particularly stupid, wearing white helmets, dark blue uniforms and yellow vests. Their duty is to deal with traffic accidents and supervise drunk driving and speeding.

The equipment behind is a car except a car (there are very few traffic policemen, so they can't see it unless there is an accident, and they don't pay attention to whether they grab handcuffs or something)

And very kind. No matter which chapter you break, they will pull you over and take a statement in the police car. Write you a ticket. No matter how much you beg him, you might as well be a policeman. If you get caught speeding at night, beg for mercy. Maybe you will be released as an international student.

Interpol, the most ruthless. There is a difference between uniforms and plain clothes. Uniforms are the same as other policemen, except that the hat looks like the hat of an old Japanese army officer. Plain clothes are plain clothes, and there are all kinds of clothes. They only appear when there are criminal cases, major accidents or arrests. His tone of voice is hard, but he will not attack the suspect during the arrest (unless the suspect resists)

I have never been to a detention center. I wonder what it's like inside.