2022 Selected WeChat Funny Quotations Collection of QQ Space Funny Quotations (Selected 98 Sentences)

Selected WeChat funny quotes 1. If there really was a male protagonist like in the novel, then the world would be really fantasy!

2. Miss, I’m sorry, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has the opportunity.

3. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

4. People should not be judged by appearance, and mistresses should not be judged by comparison.

5. If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.

6. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just sealed the well.

7. A lady is an unevolved Pikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

8. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.

9. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose to remain silent. I really want to tell you that when I no longer rely on you, it's time for you to get out.

10. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

11. Although the bird is small, it really covers the entire sky.

12. I am not Youlemei, I am just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?

13. I never write Chinese characters, but I write fake characters!

14. When a man is dumped, it’s about money, when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance, when I’m dumped, you ***There is something wrong with your head.

15. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is the Marshal of Tianpeng!

16. In the spring, I planted my boyfriend into the ground, and in the autumn, I planted this Forgot about it.

17. I’m in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I’m done.

18. Every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.

19. When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding extravagant words and thinking it is just a stir-fry?

20. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

21. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror broke.

22. Don’t use your video playing speed to challenge Gola Hei’s skills.

23. After the new rain in the empty mountain, I hang myself from the southeast branch. If I want to see a thousand miles away, I hang myself from the southeast branch. It is natural that my materials will be useful. All kinds of self-hang southeast branches.

24. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

25. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

26. Yesterday I went to the city to participate in the pigeon releasing competition, but I went alone.

27. In every dormitory there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps very late.

28. It’s not necessarily a virgin who cries out in pain, but it’s definitely a bitch who seduces a man.

29. When you and I were young, we ended up with answers full of mistakes because we failed to learn the lesson of love.

30. The most glorious moment of Apple was when it hit Newton on the head.

31. The happiest sentence to hear when going to school is: The head teacher is not here today.

32. Looking at the past, it’s all stuff. Girl, who do you want to live with?

33. If my test scores could rise as fast as housing prices, how lovely this world would be.

34. Going to class can cure students’ insomnia.

35. Don’t be obsessed with your brother, your sister-in-law is the legend.

36. I was watching the advertisement very well, but suddenly a TV series came out...depressing...

37. Before I could get enough of the flowers and twist the grass, others had already plucked them out.

38. Big breasts may not necessarily marry Pan An, but small breasts can also marry Yanzu.

39. If you love me, put me in a wedding dress, and then strip it naked with your own hands.

40. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.

41. Thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is just like a dog.

42. I can’t find you on Baidu, so I have to go to Sogou!

43. Don’t act mean in front of me day and night.

44. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.

45. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day. Staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

46. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat well and sleep with air conditioning.

47. A man’s greatest skill is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.

48. Love is just a beautiful thing when you are lonely.

49. God created virgins, and I created women.

A collection of QQ space funny quotes

1. I can’t see through others’ laughter, but I laugh at others without wearing anything.

2. Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

3. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

4. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

5. Like a flower, like water, like a ***, the country and the city will fall in love with your father.

6. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, but feed.

7. I looked at the dishes as usual before eating today. Oh my God! There is no meat today.

8. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think that I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

9. You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.

10. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be jealous and don’t let others look down on you.

11. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

12. The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become a "person".

13. If a woman mixes well, she is a sister-in-law; if she does not mix well, she is a bitch.

14. I don’t need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.

15. Brother is just a game, but you are obsessed with it.

16. I hate the indecision in my bones.

17. The abbreviation for elopement is SB, and the abbreviation for AV after the keyboard is still SB.

18. When someone is pretending to be cool, I will lower my head. It’s not that I’m well-educated, I’m just looking for bricks.

19. Boss, is there any Coke? Bring me a bottle of Sprite...

20. I used your promise to feed the dog last night, and the next morning I found the dog dead. .

21. Being liked by a fool is always showing off.

22. If cutting off your hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

23. I fell in love with you because my brain was damaged. , now my brain is dry.

24. There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

25. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.

26. Watching "Huanzhugege" all day long, I felt a little sympathy for Grandma Rong.

27. Goods have expiration dates, and people sometimes get tired of them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

28. If you are handsome and have a car, that is chess. If you have money and a house, that is a bank.

29. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot.

30. Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your butt is too hot?

31. Who is my future girlfriend dating now?

32. The wind is so strong that all my mobile phone signals are blocked by China Unicom!

33. What should I do if I encounter a snake in the wild? Don’t panic, just smile with a warm smile on your face. Hold up an umbrella and pretend to be Xu Xian.

34. I wanted to turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall in a low-key manner.

35. Some people are alive, but she is dead.

Some people are alive, but they should have died long ago!

36. Most people seem to be unable to resist the power of mistresses.

37. Distance does not produce beauty, but the third party.

38. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

39. It’s not that I’m obsessed with legends, it’s just that the legends are so beautiful.

40. Various postures and various moves. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

41. Master, after you get Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person.

42. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.

43. Every woman will always be humbled by a certain man.

44. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pocket. If the former is successful, I will call you teacher, if the latter is successful, I will call you boss. If both are successful, you can call me your wife, university or church!

45. Do you know why you are grabbing your chicken feet and pointing at me? I like the pickled pepper flavor but not the scum flavor.

46. An emotional fool will not mind loving a madman.

47. A fox is not a monster, and sexy is not a coquettish one.

48. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

49. Cucumbers must be photographed, and life must be exciting.