Jokes for the elderly _ Jokes for the elderly

Old people are like old children, and their jokes are not very high. Generally speaking, funny jokes will make old people laugh. The following is a joke I arranged for you to make the old people happy. I hope you like it.

Make the old man happy. Classic works

1. There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Peking University will live forever.

Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

No one dares to step on my head since I became a piece of shit.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

6. How creative you look and how brave you are to live!

7. The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

8. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

9. As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

10. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

1 1. If only the hardware could be copied!

12. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

13. Reduce the number of boys behind every girl to one!

14. What can I do to kill your lover?

15. Exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

16. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

17. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late.

18. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the tutor is heartless and affectionate.

19. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.

20. Hugging is really a strange thing. When we get so close, we can't see each other's faces.

2 1. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

22. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

23. I really want to call your grandfather in person: Dad!

24. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!

25. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

26. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

27. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

28. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

29. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp file I gave him had no image!

30. I have never been an excellent college student, relying on strong quality!

3 1. Actually, I am a genius, just jealous of talents!

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

34. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

35. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

37. Why don't you buy me a cigarette and go to a nightclub?

38. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

39. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

40. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

A selection of jokes for the elderly.

1. Don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize that you're really ugly.

If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

My grandmother is still in the countryside. Since I was admitted to Tsinghua, my grandmother always told me every time I went back. Those plots of land at home and this yard are all for you. . But seeing the employment situation this year, I finally realized my grandmother's foresight and good intentions.

If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop to untie her clothes!

6. depravity is not terrible. The terrible thing is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

7. I once took off my underwear and looked at my ass; Now pull out your ass and look at your underwear. Because I'm wearing a T-shirt.

8. He walked past her on campus. Beautiful back, he couldn't help shouting: you are so beautiful! Please stay! ? She looked back at him and stared. As a result, two people died together. She is so ugly that he is scared to death. He is so ugly that she laughs to death.

9. Give you the heaviest dung gift ever, and you will definitely eat a catty.

10. Summer is coming and the weather is very hot. A group of SB flies north for a while, and forms s and b for a while.