52 episodes of the script of Wulin rumor

(white camel mountain Qianggu Powder)

Wu Shuang: As the saying goes, people are floating in rivers and lakes. Who doesn't have a knife? White camel mountain Qianggu Powder got a bag of knife clothes, which makes you want to get another knife.

Guo: Huh?

Wushuang: flash out a bag of tunic clothes and live to be 200 years old.

Xiaoguo: (Picking up the medicine bottle) white camel mountain Bone Powder, the exclusive secret recipe of Ouyang Feng in the Northern Song Dynasty, has miraculous effects for both internal and external use. All the big pharmacies in this town sell them. Please look for the anti-counterfeiting mark of black toad when buying.

Zhu Guo: Gaga ~ Gaga ~ white camel mountain Strong Bone Powder, Youth Powder and Friendship Powder. Looks like flour, tastes more like flour (5 minutes and 36 seconds)

4.

(Lao Bai's second move-lifting the stone lock)

Tong Shitou: Oh, is she my sister or her sister? Who is this?

Laobai: You learn to pit. Don't brag next time.

Tong Shitou: I don't want to brag either. Hey, look at her eyes. Brother-in-law, you should take care of my sister when you are free. Fight if you can't control it, kick if you don't listen, and turn against her if you don't listen to a brick.

Laobai: This child ~

Mouth: OK, Stone, let's try (unlocking the stone lock).

Tong Shitou: Ouch (sorry) Ouch, big mouth, this thing is so old and heavy, how to play?

Mouth: Young man, you are tender. Take a look (pick it up with your big mouth and play around). Hey hey.

Tong Shitou: My God, brother-in-law, this must be the legendary Li Yuanba.

Mouth: I, I'm Li Yuanba's father. Go on (throwing stones)

Tong Shitou: Oh, hey, it's so light.

Mouth: The key is in this ring at the bottom of the stone lock. I buried a hook in the ground. You just need to hook this ring on this hook, but no matter how hard you try, you can't lift it. When you get it, take off this hook so that you can play as much as you like (still give the stone)

Tong Shitou: (throwing it to Laobai) Oh, big mouth (holding big mouth)

Mouth: Well, it was all your brother-in-law's idea.

Tong Shitou: Alas, my brother-in-law, alas, I have married my sister in my life and wronged you (taking pictures of Lao Bai)

Laobai: Shh ~ I dare not talk nonsense. My brother-in-law will send someone to find you.

Mouth: no, no, Lao Bai, just go, hehehe ~

Laobai: (throwing money at his mouth) Here, this is from Tong Shaoxia. Save some flowers.

Mouth: Hey ~ (stone drill) 998,999, 1000. ...

Laobai: (walks into the backyard with Wu Shuang) Put it down quickly. Don't flash.

Tong Shitou: Oh, nothing. I can't flash back. Only 100 kg. I practice 800 kilograms at home.

Laobai: (thumbs up) It's a good thing that Li Yuanba didn't meet you.

Tong Shitou: (The shopkeeper walks into the backyard) Brother-in-law, don't mention Li Yuanba. My goal is Wukong.

Laobai: Ambitious.

Shopkeeper: Yo, this must be the legendary super Saiyan artist.

Tong Shitou: brother-in-law

Laobai: (to the shopkeeper) It doesn't matter. Go back to the house.

Shopkeeper: Don't worry. Let me play this stone lock.

Mouth: Hey hey, manned, I'll move it for you. Don't flash your waist then, ok ~

Shopkeeper: This trick is ok for children. You can cheat me (unlock the stone lock). Ouch ~ you can lie to me ~ ah ~ ~ (sitting on the ground).

Mouth: What's the matter with you? Pick it up.

Wu Shuang: If you haven't practiced, don't hurt yourself.

Tong Shitou: Exactly. Why don't you try?

Wu Shuang: I, I haven't practiced for a long time ~

Tong Shitou: Come on, just for fun. Just try it.

Mouth: Come on, come on ~

Wu Shuang: Don't laugh at me if I can't lift it.

Laobai: Don't laugh ~ (big mouth, stone echo)

Wu Shuang: (holding a stone lock) Oh, no, it's too heavy.

Tong Shitou: Try again.

Wu Shuang: Don't try, don't try.

Tong Shitou: Don't try, watch me, oh ~ one, two, three, go (pick up the stone lock)

Laobai: OK ~

Mouth: This guy ~

Shopkeeper: Mouse ~ (The stone is scared to put down the stone lock and get out of the way, and the shopkeeper picks up the stone lock)

Wu Shuang: Ah ~ Boss, why are you so strong?

Shopkeeper: You can also (throw it to Wu Shuang).

Wu Shuang: Ah ~ ~ ~ (OK, put down the stone lock and walk towards the stone)

Tong Shitou: Brother-in-law ~

Laobai: Li Dazui, how could you do this, huh?

Mouth: Me, me ~

Laobai: I don't want to be a man. I just want peace of mind. Still innocent

Mouth: Sorry, I was wrong. I am guilty. I shouldn't be greedy for small money.

Laobai: Stop it, this time it's like this. It won't happen again Let me see you do this next time. Tong Shaoxia's men are ruthless, and I am even more ruthless (it doesn't matter if I have a big mouth). Stone, go away.

Mouth: (Seeing Lao Bai leaving, he said to the shopkeeper) Well, I'll make you something to eat (into the kitchen).

Shopkeeper: Stop, I want to go (reaching out).

Mouth: (takes out money) wasting time. What happened?

(Lao Bai's third trick-drinking)

Laobai: Don't be angry. Your sister is like this, huh?

Tong Shitou: She is neither my sister nor my brother-in-law. If I were you (to Lao Bai), I would go up and kick her, and (to the scholar), I would slap her in the face. What kind of person is this?

Scholar: barbarism

Laobai: Come on, Stone, don't wander around. I feel dizzy. The first two times, because we were not ready, next time ... (Si Tong leans in) You can do it yourself.

Tong Shitou: OK, give me my money back and bring it here.

Laobai: (reaching for the silver) Two hundred and twenty silver tickets. Count it.

Tong Shitou: Not really. It's fifty taels short.

Laobai: I'll steal it for you (leave)

Tong Shitou: (pulls) Brother-in-law, don't trust me anymore.

Laobai: No, Stone, I always feel that you have to go out and chase girls by yourself, and others will help you, even if you catch them, it's meaningless.

Tong Shitou: (kneeling for Lao Bai) Hey, brother-in-law, you have to help me, or I will be your brother-in-law in the next life.

Laobai: Brother-in-law, please leave him alone. I will be your brother-in-law in the next life.

Scholar: Zhantang, Zhantang, please help him. He is your brother-in-law

Tong Shitou: Exactly.

Laobai: What happened to my brother-in-law?

Scholar: Oh ~ I've always regarded you as a man. I didn't expect that. ...

Laobai: I don't expect anything. Don't say this is brainless. I am not a man. Are you a man?

Scholar: Me neither. What is a real man? A real man should be like what the book says. Ah, drink in a big bowl and eat meat in a big mouth. It's neither supercilious nor informal. In addition to being neither supercilious nor supercilious, there are tones, ah ~ ah ~ high octave pronunciation. Drink, chew bones, take a sip of wine, chew bones, broaden your horizons, knock on bowls of wine ~, what a man

Tong Shitou: Haha, I see (be in heaven)

Scholar: Hey, what does he know?

Laobai: I don't know what I know. Go ahead.

Scholar: Actually, they are all superficial. It's really a man, but inside. We should be aboveboard and not slow down. We are still far from each other. Say goodbye to you, ah (camera turns to the lobby at night).

Shopkeeper: OK, OK, don't be busy, let's eat. Hey, where is Beckham?

Laobai: Beckham hasn't come back yet. He may be detained again. Do you need to wait for her to eat?

Shopkeeper: No, leave some food for her. Let's eat first and fill the rice with stones.

Tong Shitou: Hey, slow down. I won't eat today. Give me ten cans of wine. Let's go

Shopkeeper: Have you already drunk it?

Tong Shitou: No, why?

Shopkeeper: Two and a half kilograms per can, which is twenty-five kilograms.

Tong Shitou: What's this? I drink 50 or 60 Jin at home alone. But I'm not in a good state recently, so I can't drink that much.

Shopkeeper: Drink as much as you can, serve him wine and burn the strongest knife.

Big mouth: aye ~

Tong Shitou: Slow down. Today, I not only drank wine, but also ate beef with sauce. Ten pounds, not cut, just take.

Mouth: There is no beef sauce today.

Children's Stone: There should be bones, big bones and big sticks. Come (Guo touches the stone forehead and the camera turns) and pour wine for our family.

Guo: I haven't had a sip of wine yet, and I've become a loose cannon.

Tong Shitou: Cut the crap.

Laobai: Hey, hey, slow down your wine. Really sloppy.

Tong Shitou: Hum, hum, hahaha (gulp it down).

Scholar: (Clapping hands) Okay, okay, Li Taibai can only drink so much.

Mouth: Yes, or the small boss of Longmen Escort Agency. How can ordinary people have this style? What is a family tradition? Ah ~ (Tong Shi falls and vomits)

Shopkeeper: It's not a tradition in my family either.

Tong Shitou: (After vomiting, sitting down) Come again ~

Shopkeeper: Tong Shitou, have you finished eating?

Children's stone: pour wine for cudgel.

Shopkeeper: No need to pour it. You took a jar and drank it all at once. What a gentleman.

Tong Shitou: Sister, that jar weighs two and a half Jin.

Shopkeeper: Can't you drink fifty or sixty pounds at a time?

Tong Shitou: (Strikes the table to encourage) Brother-in-law. ...

Laobai: Eat and drink. Don't look lively. Drink if you can. If not, just admit it. Someone's watching anyway.

Tong Shitou: What, I'm a coward? Did I get discouraged in Tongshi? (Dancing) Did I get discouraged? Did I get discouraged? Huh? Don't ~ (step on the stool) don't ~ watch (pick up the jar and pour it hard) hmm ~ how about it ~

Shopkeeper: (clapping hands) Drink well and come again.

Tong Shitou: Come again.

Shopkeeper: I only drank two cans, and there are eight left. You can't leave this table until you finish drinking them today.

Tong Shitou: (striking table) Tong Xiangyu! Are you still my sister?

Shopkeeper: Wow ~ I finally turned my face. Are you going to kick me again and slap me?

Tong Shitou: (walks up to Lao Bai and pats him on the shoulder) Brother-in-law ~

Laobai: Stone, it was tortured by your sister.

Shopkeeper: Wu Shuang, this is my brother. How do you feel? (Wu Shuang smiles helplessly) You have seen what he has done these days. How to choose him is up to you.

Laobai: Well, you can't blame the stone. Basically, it was my idea, my idea.

Tong Shitou: Hey, right, right, right. It was all their idea. I had nothing to do with that. Ask them if you don't believe me

Lu Li: Yes ... We were all full and made fun of him. ...

Wu Shuang: Young Xia, I am very disappointed in the old man.

Tong Shitou: He really made me do it.

Laobai: I forced him.

Wu Shuang: In the past two days, you have talked so much and done so many stupid things. I'm not angry at all, but I'm touched, because I know in my heart that you did all this for me. Until just now. ...

Tong Shitou: What happened just now?

Shopkeeper: It's usually my brother-in-law's shout, something's wrong. ...

Laobai: The young couple are negotiating. what can I do for you?

Shopkeeper: But I'm his sister. I don't care who cares (Lao Bai covers the mouth of the shopkeeper).

Laobai: Tell me about it.

Wu Shuang: Tong Shaoxia, a real man, the most important thing is to dare to take responsibility, instead of putting the blame on others whenever something happens.

Tong Shitou: Then if I become a real man one day, can you still ... give me a chance?

Wu Shuang: (Laughing softly) OK ~ (Tone sandhi, rising tone) But if you want to drink less, you'd better not. You know, you always smell bad after drinking. (The stone scares you away) Hey, don't go.

(The shopkeeper heats the wine for Laobai)

Laobai: Hum, pour wine for Zanjia (everyone goes away). I pour it myself, I pour it myself. Oh, this woman, it doesn't matter if she is not gentle and considerate. As long as we want to drink, she can warm us up (give the shopkeeper a jar and the shopkeeper goes to the kitchen), which is worth it in this life (17 minutes and 49 seconds).

7.

(Lao Bai finds a job for Wu Shuang)

Laobai: Why are you such a child? Ah, why did you leave?

Wu Shuang: I have nothing to do here. It's a problem for everyone.

Laobai: Who says you have nothing to do? This table and this bench are all things.

Wu Shuang: These are all made by Miss Guo. What did I do to her?

Laobai: Then you help Dazui cook, huh?

Wu Shuang: Do you think he will agree?

Laobai: Right, right, right, helping scholars, helping scholars settle accounts and so on, huh?

Wu Shuang: Do you think Miss Guo will agree?

Laobai: (the shopkeeper goes downstairs) Then help me, help me run errands, ah, I'm tired, give me a towel; I'm thirsty, you pour me a cup of hot tea; I'm hungry. ...

Shopkeeper: I'll give you a bowl of noodles and fry two poached eggs. One side is still yellow and no one needs to cook it (snuggling up to Laobai) (19 minutes and 45 seconds)

8.

(People talk about 123)

Scholar: According to my years of life experience and my years of reading experience, I think this is a ... dog.

Wu Shuang: Hey, the dog bar is a thing.

Scholar: It's a dog, Zi Zeng said. ...

Everyone: Let's go ~

Guo: Not a dog. Whose dog is so big?

Laobai: Yes, I don't have ears yet. I look like a bear.

Mouth: No, I saw bear's paw when I was in the Yellow Crane Tower. It's much bigger than its claws.

Laobai: So you don't want people to bind their feet?

Scholar: Huh?

Laobai: But whether it's a dog or a bear, this person (hugging the shopkeeper) is not a vegetarian anyway.

Mouth: We are not vegetarians either, are we? (walks to the door) Hey, hey, the one at the door, listen, see if there is this, ah, black iron, it's the only one in the world. I'm telling you, if you come with me again, I'll chop off your paws and tickle them. Do you believe it or not ~

Shopkeeper: Big mouth, big mouth, then you go. There will be a bonus if you bite. If you bite to death, it is a public injury. I'll cover the funeral. Go ahead, go ahead.

Laobai: Then go, the shopkeeper has let you go (everyone is booing).

Mouth: Go while sleeping ... Who's afraid of who? What's the matter (open the door, Liu comes in) (2 1 minute 37 seconds)

9.

Laobai: Liuer, what are you doing?

Liu: I am in charge of West Street.

Everyone: huh?

Liu: Take care of East Street.

Everyone: Oh ~

Xiaoliu: Listen carefully, and watch the dog in the future.

Everyone: huh?

Small six: It's like seeing me.

Everyone: OK.

Xiaoliu: See me.

Everyone: huh?

Small six: That's just like seeing me.

Everybody: Hi ~ Me ~ 10.

(Everyone gives a refund 123)

Mouth: I think if you want to deal with a person.

Everyone: huh?

Mouth: or a dog, you have to find out what it wants first. What does it want? Why don't we just give it?

Shopkeeper: A dog. What does it want?

Mouth: bones, aren't they? The dog knows who is near it if we want to.

Shopkeeper: That's right. Take it to the kitchen when it's cooked.

Everyone: the kitchen?

Shopkeeper: Let it have a look.

Everyone: Oh ~

Shopkeeper: Then take it to the backyard.

Everyone: backyard?

Shopkeeper: Help us look after a home and a hospital. Very beautiful.

Mouth: OK, manned, I'm going to prepare the bones.

Shopkeeper: Count as many as you have, and let it go home corrupt at one time.

Mouth: Just look, hey. Boss, do you think this bone is pickled in sauce and fried? (Everyone stares at the big mouth) All right, I'll do it myself (as soon as the camera turns to the big mouth, I throw the bone at 123). This is not eating. I swallowed it all. Hehe ~( 123 drooling) is gone, really gone.

Laobai: Haven't you given enough?

Mouth: Why didn't I give enough? This pot is all finished, and you are not afraid to hold on. This is also true.

Shopkeeper: No, I think it's a strong drink.

Laobai: Tigers don't bravado. Do you think I'm Hello Kitty? (Manned as a lovely tiger)

Shopkeeper: Tiger? Exhibition Hall ~ (Tiger Fighting)

Laobai: Why don't you come over? I bit you.

Shopkeeper: (Beat the tiger) Bite me, as long as you are willing to eat me alive (Beat the tiger) Hehe ~ I see.

(turning the lens)

Bai Tong: (barking like a tiger, Lao Bai holding a tiger hood) Ow ~ ~ Ow ~ ~ Ow ~ ~ (open the door)

Shopkeeper: Not big, not daring. We are the king of tigers, the king of beasts ~ Ow ~ ~ Don't talk about you, even your master dares to bite, Ow ~ ~ (Lao Baiye ...)

Shopkeeper: Why did you stop?

Laobai: I can't stand my voice. Have some tea, and then I will cry.

Shopkeeper: Wait, we keep calling it that, but it has nowhere to run even if it is afraid.

Laobai: Then what do you mean?

Shopkeeper: Untie it, and we'll scare it away.

Laobai: Good idea, you untie it, go ~

Shopkeeper: I am a woman. I can't lift my shoulders or pick my hands. I don't know martial arts (pushing old white) (singing). I'm not Huang Rong. I don't know martial arts. I don't have jing elder brother and perfect love.

Laobai: (Helpless) I'll go, but I'm your jing elder brother. If anything happens to me, remember to get married early and have children early. Ah, the first baby must take my name, and it won't waste our love. Yu Xiang, I went to Yu Xiang (the shopkeeper was indifferent), and I really went to Yu Xiang, Yuya ~ ~ (.

Shopkeeper: Don't you know how to get lightness skill? You must rush to the room.

Laobai: Oh, lightness skill usually works. I'm afraid my leg is weak. If it shines on my leg, it will bite me. If it shines in front of me when I turn around, it will bite me. As soon as I turned around, it bit me on my ass. I am turning around. ...

Shopkeeper: Oh, stop turning. You should be a roast suckling pig.

Scholar: That's enough, you useless thing. Ah, where have you practiced martial arts for so many years?

Shopkeeper: (rushing forward to embrace the scholar) Good scholar, you are the most courageous in our shop.

Laobai: Needless to say, Ji Wuming doesn't care, let alone 123.

Shopkeeper: Isn't it just a dog? Can it be worse than Guo?

Scholar: Huh?

Shopkeeper: praise you.

Laobai: Praise you.

Scholar once said

Tongbai: Go!

Scholar: Then I'll change it. It's raining, so it's easy to catch a cold. When a strong man leaves ... is it a public injury not to come back this time?

Shopkeeper: (Take the bowl) Calculate, the medical expenses are fully reported, and the monthly expenses are doubled.

Scholar: Please pay attention to whether my eyes (looking at the camera) are murderous (the shopkeeper looks forward) blocking the camera.

Laobai: I didn't see the murderous look. It looks a little trachoma.

Scholar: What are you talking about? Just don't be murderous. The eyes are the windows to the soul. When I go out in the future, I will look at it silently, gently and quietly with these eyes, and let it know that I am not hostile. After watching it for a while, it can even sprinkle a little charm on me (slowly walk to the door). I'll take it off when it's not ready (at 123).

Shopkeeper: Listen, how well you speak (Old White gives a thumbs up).

Scholar: So, I'm not hostile (123 yelling at scholar). Don't mess around, don't mess around, good dog, sit down, sit down. ...

Shopkeeper: Still a scholar.

Laobai: That's right. If you like, you can make Xiao Guo completely obedient.

Scholar: Zi once said (123 yelled at the scholar and the scholar ran away)

Laobai: You say, you say, people won't let you finish, let alone a dog. Say, why don't you have a long memory?

(When the camera turns, the shopkeeper sews the scholar's trouser legs. )

Guo: In that case, don't blame me for being cruel.

Shopkeeper: Xiao Guo, don't mess around. Xiao Liu told me before he left. 123 If you have anything, treat us as a problem.

Guo: If we kill it, he can blame us. What if we don't do it? Who will he ask?

Laobai: What do you mean?

Guo: I mean to fight violence with violence, and answer blows with blows.

Shopkeeper: Just your row of small teeth.

Guo: Go, I didn't say it was my tooth. Didn't shopkeeper Hao keep a lot of dogs?

Laobai: Hey ~ By the way, shopkeeper Hao still keeps Tibetan mastiffs.

Guo: I'll borrow one now, and then sneak up from behind and bite Wang ~ Wang ~ Wang.

Laobai: Go find Wang over there. I'm afraid he won't borrow it

Shopkeeper; Don't worry, I have nothing to do with Lao Hao. Guo, you can go to the valley and tell the shopkeeper that it's best to bring seven or eight dogs, but one is fine, and I'm not afraid of one-on-one.

K: No problem. Please go ahead.

Shopkeeper: Hey, hey, where are you going?

Guo: Borrow the dog.

Store: 123 at the door. Go that way. Remember, it must be the most vicious, cruel and inhuman dog (camera turns to dog ...)

Scholar: Oh, my God, this dog.

Laobai: Guo Furong is ok.

Shopkeeper: This is the dog you borrowed.

Guo: Yes, this is the most vicious, evil and inhuman in the legend. ...

Shop owner: bah ~

Guo: Boss Hao said that the whole valley belongs to him. Whoever gets caught will bite, don't believe me.

Laobai: I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.

Guo: Look at this tooth, and this ... tooth. One bite and there's no meat.

Owner: Guo Furong.

Guo: Can you hear me out? Take us for example. If we grow up, will our martial arts be high?

Mouth: That's not good (Xiao Guo clenches his fist). Of course there are exceptions.

Guo: This dog, in their pet industry, is equal to the unbeaten in the West.

Scholar: Hehe ~ How can you tell?

Guo: If nothing else, just look at this look. Can other local dogs have this murderous look?

Shopkeeper: It seems really fierce.

Laobai: It's quite ferocious.

Guo: Yes ~ Watch what I do. Watch the dog. More than fierce. It's cruel and vicious. Being bitten by it is horrible and inhuman. ...

Laobai: Don't speak vernacular. Is it a mule or a horse? Take it out for a walk.

Guo: Let's go. Let the dog out, there is a barking outside the door. )

Everyone: (gasping) Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world, and there are still others higher than the sky, and they are ~ ~ ha ~ ~ (rushing to the door, everyone can't bear to look at it)

Laobai: Oh, rest in peace, my little warrior.

Mouth: Let's make soup with your bones tonight (Xiao Guo opens his mouth wide). I mean, to commemorate this tragic battle.

Shopkeeper: You will stay in our hearts forever ~

Scholar: It is known that dogs tend to walk in the mountains. This kind of courage to be small and broad is worth learning and re-learning.

Guo: Cut the crap and get the money quickly.

Shopkeeper: What do you do with the money?

Guo: It's not a loss to kill a dog ~

Shopkeeper: I didn't bite him to death (Lao Bai gestured to the shopkeeper). how much is it?

Guo: Erliang (the shopkeeper fainted)

Laobai: A little promising (helping the shopkeeper)

Shopkeeper: I was wrong. I was really wrong. I shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. If I hadn't, my husband wouldn't have died. If my husband didn't die, how could I end up in such a sad place (camera turns to night)

Scholar: It's been a day, and I haven't made a deal yet, and I've lost two taels of silver. Go on like this, yes, alas ~ ~ ~

Shopkeeper: Don't gloat. The fortune teller told me that I am a chicken and my horoscope is very light. Don't irritate the dog, or it will make my dog restless.

Big mouth: 123 is not necessarily a dog, is it?

Laobai: Say that nonsense. That dog belongs to a cat, not a dog. Eat while eating.

Shopkeeper: I ran away for fear of an accident and was hit by it. Alas, this is life, life.

Laobai: You are wrong. This is not fate. I'm going to find Xiao Liu now. Will this make people stop doing business?

Wu Shuang: Little Liu Ye is in trouble. If he has enough hands, why use a dog?

Laobai: Hey, Wu Shuang, what do you mean?

Wu Shuang: Never mind. Hey, if you hate that dog so much, why not ... # @ # @ #

Laobai: What are you talking about? Speak louder.

Shopkeeper: She said poison.

Laobai: (wobbling) That's the dog of the people's court.

Wu Shuang: I said afraid. You said poison yourself.

Shopkeeper: I said, Mouth, go and get me some big bones.

Mouth: What about big bones? The big bone dog ate it all.

Shopkeeper: Then buy me some chicken feet.

Mouth: Hehe ~ I ate all the chicken feet, hehe ~

Shopkeeper: Then buy me some duck feet.

Mouth: I ate the duck's ass, too.

Shopkeeper: Then get me some meat buns, not to mention eating them all (covering your ears and watching everyone). He didn't say he had eaten them, did he?

Everyone: no ~

Shopkeeper: Then pack some rat poison quickly, or let's go.

Mouth: manned, I'm still hungry, hehe'

Laobai: Big mouth, as long as you offer steamed buns, you can eat the steamer soon. Let's go, everything has the support of the shopkeeper, ah

Shopkeeper: Say what?

Laobai: Of course, I don't want to choose. * * * Failure (camera rotation)

Mouth: Boss, please don't say that I wrapped this steamed stuffed bun.

Shopkeeper: Bring it here. (Handing it to the shopkeeper with big mouth) Open the door for me (Laobai opens the door and the shopkeeper pours out the steamed bread).

Xiao Liu: (outside) 123, 123 What's the matter with you? My 123 ~(25 minutes 18 seconds)

1 1.

Small six: No matter what happens, never go back on our word (40 minutes and 29 seconds).

12.

(Xiao Liu said Allegro)

Xiaoliu: Knock, knock, knock ~ We have so many bamboo boards. Let's not praise others, but praise the thin leather bag of Tongfu Inn first. What's delicious about this steamed stuffed bun? Even dogs can't eat. The first layer of its skin is too thick and the second layer tastes too bad. Putting rat poison outside is still fake and shoddy, banging. ...

Sorry, I didn't finish it last time. .